95Feb19 2:02 am from nympho pleaser @ The Abbey _ FL!
oh yea rebecca well they don't call me nympho pleaser for nothing! 

   95Feb18 2:21 pm from Kafka @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
  *I* call you nympho pleaser for nothing! 

   95Feb19 2:19 am  @ House of Moo _ MN!
Awesome... been gone for a while and there are 69 new messages!!! 

   95Feb21 2:15 am  @ House of Moo _ MN!
  Sex is getting busy. 

   95Feb21 2:15 am  @ House of Moo _ MN!
Redundant, wouldn't you say?  ;-) 

   95Feb19 9:58 am from Watney's Red Barrel @ The HUB _ MN!
They don't? You pay them to call you that? 

   95Feb19 5:02 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
I've never even seen* Seinfeld. Read his book, though. 

   95Feb20 1:42 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
WELL! My husband has FINALLY gotten the point.. so to speak... he bought me a 
10 inch little toy!!! and a sex game! ehheeh it was fun! we had a ball! now we 
need to get some more flavored oils... and some motion lotion!! That was 
awosme! Sigh.... I enjoy my sex life now... it's enjoyable..... and I get 
LOTS! not enough yet, but much better than before!!! Red Rebs 

   95Feb20 7:12 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Sex in the 90's: You can be conservative and still do it. 
 
 Moohahahahaha! 

   95Feb20 9:43 pm from nympho pleaser @ The Abbey _ FL!
rebecca that doesn't sound like a nympho to me! 

   95Feb20 10:33 am from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
$3.99 the first minute, $1.99 every minute after that. 

   95Feb22 2:10 am  @ House of Moo _ MN!
I am giving up sex for Lent.  For real.  And it has caused some MAJOR 
discussions between my girlfriend and myself... 

   95Feb21 11:14 pm from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Sounds like fun. 

   95Feb20 7:30 pm from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
nympho pleaser: 
  NP> ...they don't call me nympho pleaser for nothing! 
  I believe you. How much do you pay them to call you that?

   95Feb21 7:22 am from Dr. Jolts @ JACS _ NJ!
Nice translation, Linda!

   95Feb21 7:45 pm from Bob Kifferly @ JACS _ NJ!
Ha. score one for Linda. :)

   95Feb22 11:44 am  @ House of Moo _ MN!
 It's cool when the net gets delayed so much that people don't realize what 
jokes and puns have and haven't been made yet. The wonders of technology. 

   95Feb23 10:35 am from Brodkill @ Elk! _ MN!
Sex in the 90's how true it is. Acually thats all there is. I am yet to meet a 
female that doesn't just want sex and money in a relationship. I'm not saying
all women are like that just the ones iv'e seen.  

   95Feb22 10:18 pm from nympho pleaser @ The Abbey _ FL!
your brains are all frozen up there with all the snow and ice it's a wonder 
you can type let alone think or have sex! 

   95Feb23 5:08 pm from Darknuts @ House of Moo _ MN!
 Are you kidding sex is the only way to keep warm. 

   95Feb23 9:33 pm from nympho pleaser @ The Abbey _ FL!
linda i see your from new jersey that explains everything! either that or you 
like women! 

   95Feb24 11:35 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
This is one female who doesnt need money. I kinda want to keep sex though. I 
want emotional security. You know someone who loves me when Im a bitch too 

   95Feb24 6:19 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Hmm I am lookin good tonight! I am soooo sexy! hehehe I do this to help 
myself  feel good so that when gary comes in the house, he'll drop dead! heheh 
Gonna take him to the movies tongiht.. and to dinner.. i am so excited! 
huggers! love you all! wish me luck, I feel like getting laid tongight! Red 
Rebs 

   95Feb24 7:48 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Seems all my friends that are married are going through some rocky times now, 
so it's nice to see yours is perking up, Rebecca. 

   95Feb24 11:44 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
To Linda at JACS_NJ   LOL!!!!   That was a good one!   

   95Feb25 8:12 am from nympho pleaser @ The Abbey _ FL!
serena this is what i was referring to!  

   95Feb25 12:14 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
Formal notice to Nympho - Do NOT send any messages to me nor my daughter on 
any BBS or forum. Any messages after 12:30 pm on the 25th of Feb 1995 will be 
considered harrassment. 

   95Feb25 3:26 pm from Hartwell @ The Abbey _ FL!
Formal notice to nympho Pleaser @ The Abbey _ FL ... Do NOT send any messages 
to MY daughter either.  ...er, not that I HAVE one or anything! 

   95Feb25 3:44 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
I think you better take Serena's warning seriously, nympho pleaser. She's 
pissed. 

   95Feb26 1:33 am from Ned Kelly @ The Abbey _ FL!
You have the right to remain silent......... 

   95Feb27 2:37 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Whole lotta Woman: 
  The devil made me do it....  ;-)

   95Feb27 2:39 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
"nympho pleaser": 
  NP> linda i see your from new jersey that explains everything! 
  Excuse me hon...perhaps I missed something...being from New Jersey 
"explains" WHAT, exactly? 
  NP> either that or you like women! 
  Goodness, NP....Is this an insult? 
  Of COURSE I like women! Don't you? I like men, too. Don't you? I also like 
dogs and cats and horses and unicorns and spring flowers and summer rains. 
Don't you? 
  In any event, dear, I was just playing when I made my previous remark. But 
if you want to get serious.... 
  What I DON'T like are guys who seem to think that THEIR dick is somehow 
superior to any of the other 150,000,000 or so dicks in this country. 
  Nor do I like men who get pissed off when I don't flop down and spread my 
legs in joyful anticipation that I will somehow enrich my life by skewering 
myself on their midsection, just because they've told me how great they think 
they are in bed. 
  Nor do I like men who are so lacking in intellect that they think they can 
deduce somebody's sexual orientation based on how they respond to his libidous 
ravings. 
  Nor do I like men who seem to think that sexual orientation has anything at 
all to do with a person's worth. 
  Nor do I like men who attempt to use sexual orientation as a weapon in the 
hopes that others will think less of that person. 
  Don't guys like that just make your skin CRAWL? I mean, they are so SLIMY! 
  Personally, I prefer a man who is skilled at using his "upper" head. If he 
can satisfy me with that one, then that's when his other one starts looking 
more attractive to me. 
                        Luv, 
                             Linda

   95Feb26 9:03 pm from Watney's Red Barrel @ The HUB _ MN!
You have the right to pick two ... 

   95Feb26 9:15 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
i don't understand.... what did he say that was so bad to her??? maybe I just 
missed it. red rebs 

   95Feb26 11:35 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
More going on than you see here, Rebecca.  

   95Feb26 1:10 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
mmm true.. sorry to any that i might have offended 

   95Feb26 1:42 pm from Hartwell @ The Abbey _ FL!
Formal notice to Rebecca Walden:  Do NOT appologize to ME or MY daughter on 
THIS or any other BBS.   

   95Feb27 11:06 pm from VEX @ Tanelorn _ MN!
Apparently some people need to cut down their caffine intake.  Chill. 

   95Feb27 10:30 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
Hey Linda in NJ- New to this so bear with my mistakes please but hey GO LINDA!
You seem like an intellegent woman and I look forward to more of your posts. 

   95Feb27 4:38 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
It's nice to see someone like nympho pleaser given the online equivalent of a 
cold shower. 

   95Feb27 10:49 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
I applaude Linda in NJ!  Excellent post.  Hope to see more of you here!  And 
BTW, you got it right all in one shot.  I am impressed! 

   95Feb27 11:32 pm from Kafka @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 I applaud everybody!  Boy we're all posting such great stuff!  Positive 
thinking rules!  Isn't online communication great!  And we're great people!  
Isn't Prozac wonderful!  My legs are on fire! 

   95Feb28 5:14 pm from Orion @ Elk! _ MN!
Hello I am new here. I'd just like to say my sex life sucks. I would like to 
meet someone new. =)  Orion .s ? [B 

   95Feb28 5:47 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Wow! This is the first time I've ever felt at home on a BBS! Isn't it great? 
Everyone is so nice! Not like those awful Death Cookie people!Their so mean, 
it makesmy willy hurt. I love you all! 

   95Feb28 8:52 pm from bob-b @ The Rundale Citadel
Thorazine sounds appropriate... 

   95Mar01 12:59 am from Bob Kifferly @ JACS _ NJ!
 Hey Laz... What's the scoop with all the "Formal notices" and stuff?

   95Feb28 7:18 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Linda:  YOU GO GIRL!!!!! (high five!) Red Rebs 

   95Feb28 12:22 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
How come when women applaud each other they get negativity? Linda hit the nail 
on the head with that post and 3 of us agreed with her. Its called 
back-slapping and men do it all the time. GO LINDA! GO REBECCA! GO WHOLE LOTTA 
WOMAN! and  GO ME! I await the responce of all you misongynistsgynistic 
neanderthals with bated breath. 

   95Feb28 7:40 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
Lol 

   95Feb28 10:50 pm from Ned Kelly @ The Abbey _ FL!
Huh?  Misongyniwho?  I just don't get it.  Actually I think most men realize
at a certain point in life that the most erogenous female zone lies between
the ears....and no, it is not a vacant zone.  Unfortunately for many men, the
bed is pretty much already made by the time this realization kicks in and it
may be too late to salvage a reputation forged by a negative attitude.  And it 
does take a certain amount of courage to change.  There are moments that I 
actually regret telling Anita Hill that I thought she had a cute butt. 

   95Feb28 11:53 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
Ned you are correct that it does take courage to change and yes a rep is hard 
to live down. But you will not live it down by continuing in the behaviour 
that cuased it. You seem like a person who respects women more than most men 
despite your last comment. What I was responding to originally is a person who 
attacks anyone with an opposing view with a viciousness that borders on 
obsession. Particularily if it is a woman. I object to women being called 
bitches and lesbians whenever they disagree with a certain type of neanderthal 
mentality. And if Ned is married, He has a lucky wife. Or she has done her job 
well  

   95Mar01 2:40 am from Kafka @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Allow me to clarify:  Posting "gee, great post" does nothing to further a 
discussion, it just scrolls the screen and buries the post to which it refers 
in a pile of exclamation points and support-group jargon.  If you just wanna 
exchange binkies, there must be plenty of non-netted rooms to do it in.  If 
you wanna  say "great post" and then proceed to actually comment on it, that's 
communication, and that's great.  I dislike mindless backslapping no matter 
who it's coming from, however -- I might as well mention that I didn't even 
bother to read the names of the posters, I just happened to see that my screen 
was full of Daily Affirmations all of a sudden. 
   'Course complaining about people who mindlessly scroll rooms in a post this 
long is pretty contradictory, so I'll stop now.  And since I'm Z'ing this 
room,  you all can feel free to let this thread die here. 
   Just one Thought For The Day tho': ELIMINATE POSITIVE THINKING.  Things 
*aren't* OK.  You too can prosper from the effects of a panic-crazed Survival 
Instinct. 

   95Mar01 12:22 pm from Watney's Red Barrel @ The HUB _ MN!
I'm saving myself for the first oily drifter who comes along. 

   95Mar02 7:08 pm from Orion @ Elk! _ MN!
well I see u have been talking about Prozac and all that that medicine is so 
much fun to take. Only if I had a girl around oh well.  

   95Mar02 10:08 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  Prozac can make you Partitally Impotant. 

   95Mar01 6:17 am from nympho pleaser @ The Abbey _ FL!
formal notice to serena go holler to someone else your nothing more than a 
typical witch who thinks cause your female you deserve respect! well witch you 
gotta earn it and you can't run your mouth and not expect to get it back! you 
3 women if that's what you are think men owe you something just cuase your 
female well i got news for you,your nothing more than witches who will find 
anything they can to bitch about something! you remind me of a slogan i once 
heard that goes like this! WOMEN DO NOT BELCH,WOMEN DO NOT SNORE, AND WOMEN DO 
NOT FART.. THEREFORE, THEY MUST BITCH OR THEY WILL BLOW UP!!! ( SERENA THIS 
FITS YOU TO A TEE!!!!) 

   95Mar01 6:35 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
I just had a talk with 'nympho pleaser' about his recent post and he says he 
didn't see it as an insult to all women. 
 
 What a loser. I'm afraid he's quite beyond reason. 

   95Mar01 7:58 am from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
Interesting post from nympho.  Apparently he feels his masculinity has been 
threatened and thus retaliates in the only way he know how, by name calling 
and whining.  It's sad, really.  I personally adore men on a whole, but as 
individuals there are a few that give the entire sex a bad name.  
Unfortunately we're having to deal with one of them right here.  Just because 
he's male, he seems to think all women should respect him and bow to his 
opinions.  Well, it goes both ways.  You have to earn respect and when you 
show yourself to be intellectually lacking and petty minded then I guess you 
should just expect to have difficulties with other people.   And Laz, I think 
you're right.  He is quite beyond the norm in many ways.  IT's beyond him to 
understand anything about human relations and how they work.  A very narrow 
point of view. 

   95Mar01 8:07 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Nympho Pleaser.... 
    GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE! Deal with it! You're slime.. any "man" that would 
chase after a 14 year old CHILD is slime.... Red Rebs 

   95Mar01 10:38 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
NYMPHO- My husband is getting tired of this shit. He will handling it soon. I 
intend to make it my personal mission to contact the parents of every teenager 
you talk to and show them the mail you sent my daughter and to me when you 
thought I was a teenager. You are too stupid to know that EVERYTHING that goes 
on on a BBS is recorded somewhere. Add to that the capability of recording 
everything myself when I call out to other BBS. 

   95Mar01 12:23 pm from Ned Kelly @ The Abbey _ FL!
I always thought that a nympho pleaser was the equivalent of a dildo.  Young
"n.p." here has added proof to my belief. 

   95Mar01 6:30 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
NED KELLY- You may not be aware of the fact that "young" nympho is a 34 year 
old man. He also has a penchant for communicating with the 18 and under crowd. 

   95Mar01 8:50 pm from Ned Kelly @ The Abbey _ FL!
Oh!  Then maybe I should get to know him on a "professional" level. 

   95Mar02 1:54 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
I've created a local room here on The Abbey for further discussion about 
'nympho pleaser'. Please take your responses to that room and keep them out of 
this one. Any posts related to 'nympho pleaser' found in this room will be 
moved to the 'As You See It' room.  
 
 Thank you! - and my apologies to you folks on the C86Net for letting the 
pollution drift out into the net. 

   95Mar02 2:27 am from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
I don't think Nympho should be in here! The last time he had sex was in the 
70'S . Oh yeah. Very Well Spoken Linda you are a proud spokes person from the 
Garden State. 

   95Mar03 4:59 pm from William Lee @ DogLink _ MN!
That "Nympho" character sounds as if he has more than a few problems. 

   95Mar03 10:12 pm from The Toad @ Elk! _ MN!
Great post! 

   95Mar03 6:13 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Yeah, will, Nympie does* have a point... 

   95Mar04 4:39 pm from Songbird @ DogLink _ MN!
  Great post, Kafka!   

   95Mar04 2:22 pm from Orion @ Elk! _ MN!
well I have no clue. What nymph said to any young girls.but I think no one 
unless it is a sysop or Net Boss has a right to play Bbs cop. by saying I am 
going to show every teenagers parents the letter u wrote my daughter. I am 
only 16 years old and I am a sysop and cosysop of my own board and a 42 line 
chat bbs.We have stuff like this going on all the time. Dont make people 
listen to whatever they dont wanna here. take it up with the sysop or net boss 
thank u  Orion  

   95Mar04 4:53 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Orion: you're 16? I never would have guessed by the grammatical and 
punctuational quality of your posting. 

   95Mar04 9:57 pm from Mike Hopkins @ JACS _ NJ!
Hey!  I was enjoying that drivel!  Don't keep it to yourselves.  It's the only 
interesting topic that was ever in this room.

   95Mar04 8:35 pm from Hartwell @ The Abbey _ FL!
Here's a binkey foryou Kafka.  Great post! 

   95Mar05 3:26 pm from Bob Kifferly @ JACS _ NJ!
Orion... You're a sysop and a co-sysop of your own board? Huh?

   95Mar05 6:46 pm from bob-b @ The Rundale Citadel
Yo Mike what about the turn of 1999 stuff?  That was rich... had alot to do 
wtih sex...  nice lasting thread...  I'd give it a 7 1/2 for duration. 

   95Mar05 7:49 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
ORION- I was acting as a parent. The rest of it was moved to another room 
before you saw it all. My problem isnt with what kids write to kids. MIKE- 
bummer for you and I agree that this room is kinda boring. . actually more 
than kinda. What do YOU do for fun? 

   95Mar06 9:23 pm from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Jim Bexley: 
  JB> Yeah, will, Nympie does* have a point... 
  Yeah. It's his head....

   95Mar06 9:24 pm from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Orion: 
  Orion> well I have no clue. 
  That's true, Orion. you don't. 
  What in the hell is some 16 year old little kid going to do about a 
situation where a 37 year old pedophile is sending nasty notes to young girls? 
  Let's look at your options: 
  You can tell him to stop it. 
  ..He'll tell you to pound salt. 
  You can delete his account. 
  ..He'll log back on as some other dickhead. 
  You can tell the cops. 
  ..They'll tell you to stop interrupting their coffee break. 
  Personally, I think Serena's idea is an excellent one. 
  I also think she is handling it a lot better than I would if I were in her 
position, because if that little creep ever sent anything nasty to my 
daughter, I would do everything in my power to track the little SOB down and 
remove ANY and EVERY damned thing from his body that could possibly be used 
for sexual assault. 
  If you want to do what you can to help the situation, fine. But don't stand 
there selling Serena a bunch of grade-school hype about how she should handle 
the situation. 
  Welcome to the REAL world, dear. Get a clue....

   95Mar07 5:18 pm from The Outsider @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Hm.  A couple of quick points from a complete stranger here. 
 
First, any "person" who has to resort to harassment as an attempted means or 
romance or seduction has obviously not learned much. 
 
Second, sexual orientation cracks are equally pointless.  For example, the 
common instances of guys who've been shot down calling the lady who did so a 
lesbian, or derogatory term for such.  Ooh.  *That's* going to impress her 
into going out with you/paying attention to you.  If the lady under abuse does 
indeed feel more comfortable with ladies than men, that is her perogative, and 
trying to turn her beliefs into an insult is cruel and degrading in the 
highest sense of the word. 
 
 

   95Mar07 6:48 pm from The Crow @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
I agree, Outsider.  Now, tell that to the people *I know. 

   95Mar07 5:30 am from Disko Troop @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
  Let's change the topic before I vomit. 

   95Mar07 2:12 pm from Mike Hopkins @ JACS _ NJ!
Everything is fun.

   95Mar07 8:42 pm from bob-b @ The Rundale Citadel
But will it still be fun at the turn of the century? Sex in 00's. 

   95Mar07 10:53 am from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
And may I ask what a 16 year old is even doing in this area? I was told one 
had to be over 18 to gain access...  

   95Mar07 11:23 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Oh, no, this room is accessible to anyone. Last I checked, it's not a crime to 
talk about sex. If a busybody parent doesn't want their child reading a 
(usually) tame conversation about sex, they can unplug the kid's modem, but 
they're not unplugging or gagging The Abbey. 

   95Mar07 10:09 am from The Captain @ The HUB _ MN!
 
To the ladies: Many of the gentlemen here and in other areas agree with your 
posts regarding N.P's obvious social difficulties. Please accept our apologies 
for the most obvious mistake that was made in allowing his gene scan to pass. 
We were having a bad day and the machinery was reset to the widest possible 
scale in order to keep production up.  
 
There is a recall in effect.  
 
In truth, there is a serious question when insults and leading posts start to 
be left on BBS's. With the current (and very valid) concern regarding the use 
of BBS's by pedophiles to locate and attract suggestible younsters, it is a 
serious question of what role a BBS takes in the problem. Simply saying, 
"well, I only provide the medium, not the message" just does not cut it any 
more. Knowing that a Sysop has the option of checking mail, deleting offensive 
posts or contacting the "authorities" if threats or harrassing posts show up 
gives an impetus to head these things off at the lowest level possible. 
 
If the ladies on the BBS or a net are concerned enough to reply as they did, 
particularly in the case of a mother and daughter, then a Sysop and everyone 
else should be seriously concerned. "accessory" is a serious charge in civil 
or criminal actions.  
 
That's the end of my diatribe for today. It's good to be back. 
 
(Oh, and yes. I too have left "suggestive" posts. But I am also very careful 
to ensure that the lady receiving it will either have a good laugh, or has 
already given me license to proceed. I have left a "suggestive" post for a 
minor once, having also joked with her about a subject and made damn sure that 
she knew that I would joke with her in future. Her mom also had been joked 
with and we had a good laugh. But the post was made very carefully and with 
the understanding that I was joking. 'Nuf said.) 

   95Mar07 8:04 pm from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Linda Willows - you need to find some new cops.  Harassing phone callers and 
others are so much easier to identify these days, especially with phone 
records and the police in my town are very interested in catching such people 
and putting a stop to their behavior. 

   95Mar08 11:19 am from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  ya want to know what that 16 Yr old should do?  the same think that my 14 Yr 
old Girldfriend did when that happened to her, she called the cops when it got 
TOO serious, and he would not stop harassing her, it's that simple, there were 
no parrents involved, and no one ever knew the difference but still, and other 
cases out here where there's this 26 Yr old in prison, he got ahold of a 
computer that he could BBS from, and started to harass people, now, someone 
that I care about has parrents that are in so much fear that I can't even go 
to meet her, and we are the same age.  there are MANY sick people out there, 
you just have to know how to spot them. 

   95Mar08 1:49 am from Immortal Goose @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Some guy is sending sick notes to girls? I'm sorry, but is he really so 
pahtetic(should say pathetic) that this is how he picks up women? Get a LIFE, 
Bud. 

   95Mar08 12:48 pm from The Outsider @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Crow: Sure.  Just give me a loudspeaker and a target.  I rave on demand. 
 
Just as a general question out there, how many of you feel that you are truly 
deeply in love at the moment?  Not lust, which is the easy road, but a love 
that drives your every waking and sleeping moment. 

   95Mar08 11:29 pm from Axis @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
You must excuse The Outsider for the moment, folks.  He has currently found a 
girlfriend, and has been posting such mushy and affectionate messages all over 
the place. 

   95Mar09 12:21 am from man out of time @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Outsider- That would be me. 

   95Mar08 7:01 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Some guy in prison is sending sickmail to little girls? That is  
 absolutely 
 completely 
 and totally 
 
 
 fucking cool! I wish I'd though of that. 'Cept I'm not ijn prison, but hell, 
it sounds like itstill* be a damn lot of fun! 

   95Mar08 3:44 pm from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Abbey not into bondage and that sort of thing, Laz? 

   95Mar09 9:58 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  well, it might be, for those of you that are sick like that.. heh.. but you 
also have to remember the ones that do have the overprotective parrents.. 
remember that.. it DOES happen. 

   95Mar10 6:11 pm from Orion @ Elk! _ MN!
thats true ciera. =)  

   95Mar10 6:27 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Gee Vex, I suppose the bondage thing could work if it's by mutual consent. 
It's just those darn conservatives have a way of imposing that scene without 
asking, y'know? 
 
 Jim Bexley Speed...very amusing. When you do get tucked away in a cozy little 
prison cell, I hope your roommate is very big, muscular, and desperately 
waiting for an opportunity beat the life out of creeps like you. 

   95Mar10 7:47 am from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
I've noticed that when someone does fall in love (as it were), they do tend to 
post the most mushy of posts... you can always tell.  And I'm definately not 
in love, but most seriously in lust for a few guys.    

   95Mar10 5:00 pm from Ned Kelly @ The Abbey _ FL!
Jim Bexley Speed///I admire your noble ambitions.  Come down here and harass
some little girls and your ass will be put in prison where it will be the
target of much affection by Big Bad Bubba and his "train" gang. 

   95Mar10 10:32 pm from Bloated Corpse @ Tanelorn _ MN!
 Remember: 
 
 This is your anus         * 
 
 This is your anus in Jail  O 
 
 Any questions? 

   95Mar10 11:12 pm from Maera @ House of Moo _ MN!
 Ew. 

   95Mar10 7:45 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Oh, you're all just pissed because deep down, you all agree with me. I'd say I 
just hit a little too close to the mark, eh? 

   95Mar11 9:09 am from Cal @ Tanelorn _ MN!
Yes! 

   95Mar11 11:04 am from Aowyn @ Elk! _ MN!
the 16 year old should quit calling that bbs if it gets that bad, that 
happened to me for a little while, i told the guy (who was 30 something) that 
i didnt want him to talk to me, he didnt listen ans th sysOp didnt seem to 
care about any of the kids on his bbs so i pretty much quit calling there 

   95Mar10 11:24 pm from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Jim Bexley: 
  JB> 'Cept I'm not ijn prison, but hell, it 
  JB> sounds like itstill* be a damn lot of fun! 
  There is no doubt that being in prison will be a tremendous amount of fun 
for someone like you, Jim. I'm also sure that with a mind like yours, you will 
get there soon enough. Have patience.

   95Mar10 9:12 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
NED--- Way to go!!!!! WLW--- I know the feeling well. We should get together 
and compare notes! 

   95Mar10 10:27 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
Any time, Serena.  Well, almost anytime.    Perhaps we'll grab a drink 
somewehere and chat.   

   95Mar11 11:47 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  Damn Straight! 

   95Mar11 11:16 pm from NINJA @ Tanelorn _ MN!
Wondering if abstinence is still popular in the '90s as well as virgins? Seems 
they are becoming more and more scarce!  Curious too, to find out what the 
woman of the 90's (or, 2000's) will want in their man of the future... 

   95Mar11 1:30 am from The Outsider @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Bloated Corpse:  Blech.  Gee thanks. 

   95Mar11 11:58 am from Blast Processor @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
 Bloated Corpse: Ha ha ha! 
  
   Seriously though, sex is a counterproductive waste of time. It will make 
you stay up late and miss work, take you away from your responsibilities, and 
distract you from important issues in your life. People who have sex are 
obviously anti-society and anti-work potential or actual welfare cases. 
Clear'em out. 

   95Mar11 4:06 pm from The Crow @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Blast: bitter?  :) 

   95Mar11 9:43 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Sex in the 90's: This will be the decade of the first sexual encounter in 
space. (If it hasn't been done already - those stints in Mir are awfully long.)
 

   95Mar11 11:41 am from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
I heard that the ultimate sex possitions can only be atained in space where  
there is no gravity (duh) but it requires both parties to be able to do splits 
:) See Space can be fun 

   95Mar11 4:17 pm from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Linda: I'm sorry, was that post supposed to actually mean* something? I mean, 
it makes no sense at all. I think it was some attempt at an insult, but I 
can't quite piece it together in a way that makes me think you were trying to 
put together a logical statement. I mean, at first it seemed like you were 
going to ridicule me for a few typos, but then you went on to what seems to be 
complete nonsense, trying to link typos with having fun in prison. You want to 
try it again? 

   95Mar12 9:12 am from Bloated Corpse @ Tanelorn _ MN!
Ciera:  Just whom are you calling a Damn Straight? 

   95Mar12 1:20 am from rage @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
WOw has any body heard of melbourne. 

   95Mar12 11:09 pm from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Jim Beavis: 
  Well, we all agree with you that you'd enjoy jail. Bubba really hits the 
spot. 
  I think the reason you enjoy little girls is because you obviously don't 
have what it takes to satisfy a real woman. You certainly don't impress me 
very much....

   95Mar12 5:55 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
AOWYN- Its a shame you had to leave rather than the perpetrator. Not all 
sysops are so uncaring. Society still tends to punish the victim, even in the 
90'svert     .  

   95Mar12 8:33 am from Ned Kelly @ The Abbey _ FL!
Jim Bexley Speed--You sir, are an idiot. 

   95Mar12 11:23 am from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
i hate you jim.  i hate you for thinking of such a great comment to piss off 
all the geniuses in florida before i thought of one.  you bastard!  "you will 
enjoy prison jim."  heh heh. 

   95Mar12 6:35 pm from Wednesday @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 'course, Linda, that is assuming you're a real woman... 

   95Mar13 1:42 am from ; @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
linda's just mad because jim said she was too old. 

   95Mar13 2:41 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Linda: I've often found that resorting to sexual innuendo is a sign of a 
severe lack of intellignece. "I can't think of any clever insults, so your 
dick must be small" really shows what kind of brainpower I'm up against. Hoo 
boy, I'm in over my head now... 
 
 Ned: You, sir, need to brush up on your use of puntuation. It really is so* 
hard to take seriously an insult hurled by one who seemingly has no mastery 
over the very medium being employed. 
 
 The both of you: When did I say that I "enjoy little girls?" I think scaring 
the crap out of them by sending evil mail is funnier than hell, but I never 
once mentioned any sort of actual engagement with said little girls. I think 
you both ought to read more than the first four words of a post before 
flinging insults around like candy at a parade. 

   95Mar13 3:35 am from Blast Processor @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Of course I'm not bitter. I'm just right. 

   95Mar13 11:55 am from Orion @ Elk! _ MN!
well what can I say to u ignorant people who think 16 year olds dont know 
shit!.hmm let me think my friend Ciera is 17 and he runs this freaking board! 
honestly oops honestly though this guy is seriously harassing your daughter 
from prisonnow we see how corrupt this system is.  

   95Mar13 6:52 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
   I am 16 years old, and that happened up here, (the Prison thing) the 
saddest thing is that he had his brother smash the windsheild on my sister's 
car, AND he had the tire slashed.  what I truely hate about that whole thing, 
is that he said that he wanted to get every one of us "taken care of" and 
well, so far nothing has happend, and I don't believe it will, he's just 
talk.   
 
   as for the people harassing other people over the board, unless they have 
your Phone number, it's nothing important, I see it happening all the time 
here, I have asked people to stop, and they have, and I tell them that if they 
don't then they will have to pay for their mistakes, but that's about it, they 
always stop.  There is no need for worry, and if you are so uptight, that you 
have to delete a message, simply because people will see it, FUCK THAT, it's 
not neccessary, if I deleted half the posts like that around here, there would 
be none. 

   95Mar13 6:19 am from Christy Freelove @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Did she say "Bubba really hits the spot"? 

   95Mar13 5:09 pm from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
If you're getting harrassed by people on the board, another easy solution is 
to log on with a new alias, and kepp quiet about your identity. 

   95Mar14 12:28 pm from Kangaroo @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Jim, commenting on a person's punctuation is more effective if you spell the 
word correctly. 
 You think sending "evil mail" is funny? You need help. 

   95Mar14 5:14 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  Narwhal: 
 
   it's really hard to make a new Idenity, once people see who you are, and 
how you post, that's it, you are you, and no one can change that in a whim. 

   95Mar15 12:51 am from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
I enjoy little girls. 

   95Mar15 7:22 am from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  we all do, it's something that happens on a Cit if you do ot do not want it 
to happen. 

   95Mar15 12:46 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   You rule, Narwhal!  that post ruled!  It ruled! 
 
   Linda - I was offended by your posts regarding "Bubba" in prison.  I 
personally am straight, but... for someone attempting to take the 'high 
ground,' a crack at homosexuals is a bad way to go about proving your point.  
You are obviously a prudish, perfume-soaked hag, with nothing better to do in 
her life than worry about the sexuality of others. 
   Have you considered getting a hobby? 

   95Mar15 2:06 am from ; @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
and if you're not a hag, but are instead a young girl, i'll have to remember 
you when i go to prison.    :) 

   95Mar13 1:21 pm from Cabbage Of Death @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Yeah, like she cares...  

   95Mar13 3:40 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
LINDA- I am in complete agreement. I wish all the damn pervs could be in Jail 
with a Bubba or two. Maybe teach them about the golden rule. Do unto 
others..... 

   95Mar13 9:35 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
Blast Processor @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta:  Yeah, ain't it grand!   

   95Mar14 9:12 am from Ford @ The Abbey _ FL!
My wife is a bitch. 

   95Mar14 6:24 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Ok, I'll bite. Why is she a bitch? And why do you advertise it? 

   95Mar14 10:58 pm from Crazy Cracker @ The Abbey _ FL!
Gee, I would be so proud... 

   95Mar15 12:20 am from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
And what's her opinion of you, Ford?  Just thought I would ask...   Sounds 
like a lot of frustration in that one statement. 

   95Mar15 6:06 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Kanga: Although you are correct in seeing that it was misspelled, you should 
have also realized that it was a typo and not a purposeful misspelling. 
 
 And yes, I do* think it is funny. Very* funny. And I do not need help, I can 
send evil mail all by myself, thank you. 

   95Mar15 12:20 pm from ; @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
screw the bubbas.  i think it'd be cool if all of us pervs were in a jail cell 
together!  i can't think of anything better than sharing a jail cell with jim. 

   95Mar15 5:10 pm from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
i can.  sharing a jail cell with traci lords. 

   95Mar15 5:21 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Selena - you suck too.  If most americans hold the same backwards, stupid 
viewpoint as you do, perhaps they're more stupid than even *I gave them credit 
for. 

   95Mar16 1:45 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Melbourne's just up the road about 40 minutes from The Abbey, rage. 

   95Mar16 2:15 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Or sharing a jailcell with Ed. 

   95Mar16 7:35 pm from Bloated Corpse @ Tanelorn _ MN!
We are so proud of Danarchy around here.  Reminds us of why second cousins 
shouldent Boink each other. 

   95Mar13 5:23 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Jim Bexley: 
  JB> Linda: I'm sorry, was that post supposed to actually 
  JB> mean* something? I mean, it makes no sense at all. 
  Show it to your dog. He can explain it to you on your level. Better yet, 
take your post and my response, and show them to your mother. Perhaps she will 
take the time to explain it. 
  JB> I think it was some attempt at an insult, but I can't 
  JB> quite piece it together in a way that makes me think 
  JB> you were trying to put together a logical statement. 
  It must be really tough to live in a world like yours where even the 
simplest of concepts lie just beyond your intellectual grasp. 
  JB> I mean, at first it seemed like you were going 
  JB> to ridicule me for a few typos, but then you 
  JB> went on to what seems to be complete nonsense, 
  JB> trying to link typos with having fun in prison. 
  Your keen sense of observation reminds me of a joke I heard years ago: 
  Some scientist was studying a frog, and he noticed that when he told the 
frog to jump, it would jump about 4 feet. So the scientist cut the frog's 
front legs off, told the frog to jump, and the frog only jumped 2 feet. The 
scientist noted in his log that "With only 2 legs, frog jumps half as far as 
with 4 legs". He then cut off the frogs rear legs, and told the frog to jump. 
Well, the stupid frog just sat there. Try as he might, there was nothing the 
scientist could say to get the frog to jump. With great excitement over his 
brilliant discovery, the scientist noted in his log that "With no legs, frog 
went deaf". 
  JB> You want to try it again? 
  Why? Does something lead you to believe your IQ has soared beyond 20 since 
my last post to you?

   95Mar13 5:16 pm from bob-b @ The Rundale Citadel
Sex in the late ninties will not be a thing of latex, but of Kevlar.  I 
understand a fourth identifiable strain of the "AIDS" virus has been 
documented. 

   95Mar16 3:48 am from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
 

   95Mar17 11:24 am from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  Linda:  that made no sence whatsoever, what you are saying up to/about JB 
means nothing, but it shows that you either A: are about 10 yeras old, B: are 
really stupid,  C: have some type of mental retardation, or D: all the above. 

   95Mar16 6:45 pm from The Captain @ The HUB _ MN!
 
Narwhale: Why should the harrassed have to change their identity?  
          Why should the harrassed have to make all the changes in their lives? 
          Why should the harrassed have to put up with the inanities of the 
              person who has nothing better to do than make someone suffer? 
          Why should anyone have to put up with such BS in their own life?  
 
I believe that upon discovery any individual prone to harrassment, threats, or 
behavior that indicates a leaning towards underage BBSer's should be exposed 
as such, with postings made to any nets/boards/BBS's on-line so that he/she 
may not have access to the innocent. Make them pay the price, not the innocent.
 

   95Mar16 6:44 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Jeez....all it takes is a few jerks to turn a fine room into a cesspool. 

   95Mar16 6:56 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
indeed laz.. indeed 

   95Mar16 11:55 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
I bet these guys would run as fast as thier perverted legs could carry them 
from the daddies of these girls. Dont be stupid enuf to think that these guys 
are harmless. For the most part they cant do much over the modem but when they 
have your address and phone, well then you have to consider the possibility. 
How do you know this guy isnt your neighbor? and that he isnt messing with the 
neighborhood kids? You dont. sick is sick. And BTW I use sexual innuendo in 
messages and chat rooms all the time. I also work remotely for a major online 
service, in addition to running my own BBS and I currently write a column and 
fuction as a secretary on an electronic magazine. So much for limited 
intellengence. As for LINDA I may be wrong but her little dick comment was in 
responce to someone calling her a lesbian and slamming her for being from NJ. 
He                       

   95Mar16 5:26 pm from Ned Kelly @ The Abbey _ FL!
We may just have to send "Bubba" northbound to help these little shitheads
"puntuate". 

   95Mar17 1:40 pm from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Linda Willows @ JACS _NJ: I liked the poem, but it made me cry when they cut 
off the froggie's legs. It also made my froggie cry. And all the other 
froggies in this house, all 18 of them. Pooooor deaf froggie.   -:)  

   95Mar17 5:50 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Jim Bexley: 
  JB> Linda: I've often found that resorting to sexual 
  JB> innuendo is a sign of a severe lack of intellignece. 
  That's "intelligence". 
  JB> "I can't think of any clever insults, 
  JB> so your dick must be small" really shows 
  JB> what kind of brainpower I'm up against. 
  I never said your dick must be small. What I said was: "you obviously don't 
have what it takes to satisfy a real woman". 
  Obviously, you are a victim of your OWN "sexual innuendo" if the only thing 
that comes to your mind when you think of satisfying a woman is the size of 
your dick. 
  So much for YOUR brainpower. 
  JB> Hoo boy, I'm in over my head now... 
  You better believe it, sweety-pie...

   95Mar17 2:27 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
Captain- Will you marry me?  Bloated Corpse- Amen! 

   95Mar17 2:53 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
DANARCHY- Please elaborate in what way I am stupid and backwards. I believe 
that my activities are not indicative of an average person since the average 
person doesnt spend 12- 16 hours a day on a keyboard doing 3 jobs. Surely you 
live where there are TV's and newspapers and have read about the pervs who use 
BBS's to find kids? I also cannot take seriously the rebuttal of someone who 
started his comments with an incorrect spelling of my name, followed by the 
prase "You Suck"hrase "You suck" Finally, I have to wonder why it bothers you 
that I wouldnt want an adult mmale messing with my 14 year old child. a 

   95Mar17 11:27 pm from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Wow go figure Death Cookie is run by a 17 year old! I could not tell! Why 
don't you all go play Pogs or torture your dog or something. 

   95Mar17 12:14 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Actually, Lobo @ The Abbey, the Death Cookie is run by an 18-year old, but 
the age of the sysop is completely non-indicative of the userbase.  I don't 
believe that my age has much to do with anything.  Besides that, I don't see 
what place someone who names themself after a lame-ass comic book character 
(like Lobo) has any place trying to make fun of the maturity level of anyone 
else, really.  (Exception being made, of course, for Flaming Carrot)... 
    Serena - I believe I have already elaborated in which way you are stupid 
and backward.  If you re-read my previous post in this room, and this time, 
take the time, and read the entire* post, instead of just the first and last 4 
words, it should become more clear to you.  Sorry about the mistake in your 
name.  I read it wrong the first time I saw it.  I could care *less if you 
want an adult male messing with your 14-year old child, to tell you the 
truth.  The reason I said you suck was in regards to your post, in which you 
said, "LINDA - I wish all the pervs would get locked in prison with a Bubba or 
two."  
 
     That comment was homophobic, backward, and shows an underdeveloped mind.  
I really could care less how many hours you spend in front of a monitor, using 
a keyboard.  Frankly, I'm getting sick of hearing about your stupid job.  
You've mentioned it twice in this room in the last few days, and you should 
stop. 
 
    You know, when a complete and utter moron like Bloated Corpse tries 
picking on you, that maybe it's time to re-evaluate.  I mean, if someone who 
sucks *that much feels free to try taking a potshot at you, you're just not* 
in good shape.  
 
   Hi Dave. 
 
   Linda - Your posts thus far have been pretty weak attempts at ripping on 
JimBex... and he was right about your post's incomprehensibility.  Your sense 
of grammar is terrible.  You should go back to school for a little while. 

   95Mar17 1:21 pm from Cyric @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Danarchy is a queer.  That is why he accuses normal people of being homophobic.
 

   95Mar18 5:19 am from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Captain @ The Hub: I know it that harrassement is a terrible, unforgivable, 
inexcusable thing (God knows I've had my share), and if the harrasser could be 
twitted, all the better. Changing one's alias is just an easier route. But 
you're right. I should have explained myself better.  -:) 

   95Mar17 7:04 pm from Vagabond Girl @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Cyric: Queer people aren't normal? 

   95Mar18 6:58 pm from Cal @ Tanelorn _ MN!
Lobo: correction, 18 year old, I think... 

   95Mar18 1:31 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   And what if I were, Cyric?  As far as I can tell, I'm straight, but I don't 
like to rule things completely out.  ,)   

   95Mar18 3:14 pm from PygmyJello @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 ACK! I will openly and happily state that I believe the origin of this entire 
inane 'nyeah, nyeah' fight to be a nest of homophobic thickies in Florida. 
"Bubba?" Get a life! Could there be* a more short-sighted, back-woods, 
homophobic myth? I'm sure JimBex is heartily chuckling at this little outburst 
of redneck name-calling that has ensued. As far as personal attacks on 
Danarchy is concerned -- what, did you run out of pathetic 
homosexual/pedophile accusations for JimBex? Come on! Don't stop the fun now*. 
Get those little hamster wheels running and think of some additional paranoid 
outbursts to amuse us with. I never bothered to read this room until this 
little flame war started...I'm just now becoming entertained...don't 
dissappoint me, please. 

   95Mar19 12:47 am from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
hey pj, just because florida happens to be the white trash capitol of the 
world doesn't mean  everyone at the abbey is a bunch of rednecked homophobes, 
or even that all of them have two digit iq's.  i'm sure there's one user or 
two who is worth listening to.  why are we still netted with them anyway? 

   95Mar19 3:25 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Linda: I know* you never said that my dick was small. But, as that is the 
typical form in which sexual innuendo appears when blurted out by a poorly 
developed mind such as yours, I used it as an example to illustrate my point. 
Which, as we all know (or ought to) is something those of us who favor the use 
of logical statements in presenting an argument are wont to do. As for the 
post of mine in which I referred to a post of yours making no sense at all, 
you certainly made no attempt to clarify it for me. It was no "simple 
concept," in fact, there was* no concept, which was my point. Now, if you 
maybe slipped and omitted several paragraphs between posting my typos and 
"having fun in prison," well, then, my apologies. However, even someone as 
malinformed as you could not accidentally miss seven hundred keys, so I 
assumed that you merely blanked, and realizing that you couldn't link those 
two ideas together to form a rational argument, saved your post as it was and 
hoped I wouldn't notice. However, I did, and the fact that someone noticed 
your crass mistake seems to have upset you beyond belief. I hope that you and 
your small boiled potato of a brain are not a reflection of the educational 
system in which you were instructed. If you are, then I believe that the 
entire administration of the teaching facility you attended ought to be taken 
out and shot. But, as murder is still illegal in this country, I will have to 
settle for making you out to be a complete ass. 

 (And, you will notice, there is a logical progression to the above which 
brings the reader from the first sentence to the last. I would suggest you 
save it and refer to it when posting any further in this or any other room.) 


 To all: Where did you get the idea that I am a pedophile? You have all been 
posting insults and threats to me, and I am male. Does that mean all you males 
who have threatened me are gay? Does that make all you women who have 
threatened me heterosexual? I am white. If a man (or woman) of another race, 
color, or creed threatens me for any reason does that make him or her a 
racist? I should hope not. But, if I think the idea of sending threatening 
mail to little girls (not necessarily sexual in nature) is amusing, many of 
you seem to think that makes me a pedophile. That is not the case, I just 
happen to think that mean-heartedness and cruelty to others (whether they be 
little, feminine, both, or otherwise) is a quite enjoyable thing to do, and 
little girls happened to be the example (one of the many groups of people 
which I will embarrass, humiliate, and insult at any opportunity) I chose to 
post about, as someone else had brought it up. However, it does show the kind 
of idiotic mentality I've been pointing out (as has Danarchy and several 
others) for the last several days. Please, I hope for your sakes you are all 
twelve years old or younger, because if you are all more or less finished with 
the educational system and have that kind of mental capacity, then I truly am 
worried about the future of man. If this is true, do us all a favor and enroll 
in some night classes, check out some books from the library, hire a tutor, or 
do something* to improve yourselves. If you can begin posting in a rational 
and understandable manner, I may just begin taking you seriously.   

   95Mar18 10:35 am from Axis @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Narwhale.. Hee hee. 

   95Mar18 2:49 pm from Marcel @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
 I MUST BE IN THE WRONG ROOM, OR IN THE WRONG COUNTRY. Are all Americans like 
these in this room. I think there is a room called "Stupidity" somewhere here 
where people can go to sling insults to each other. If not, then take it 
outside. 

   95Mar18 4:47 pm from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Oooooo, and some Canadians up here in the far north are gettin' ornery! 

   95Mar18 7:48 pm from The Captain @ The HUB _ MN!
 
Why, Serena, you little scamp.  What can I say? It's rare that a woman 
proposes to me over a net, much less across hundreds of miles.  
 
What sort of arrangement should we have? A pre-nuptial E-mail?  
 
Who would we invite? Just imagine thousands upon thousands of computer geeks 
traveling to Florida to attend the ceremony! Scary!  
 
So, what sort of arrangement are you proposing? I'm a divorced white male, 
decidely hetrosexual, still have hair and other parts, of age, and open to 
suggestions. 
 
(Hmmmmmmmmm! This could be very interesting) 

   95Mar19 4:06 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Grow up, Danarchy, and get a life. 

   95Mar19 7:56 pm from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Well Danarchy @ Death Cookie, age of the sysop is completely relivant.  This 
depicts the maturity level of the bbs, and yours is quite low.  As for a lame 
ass comic book character, I don't read comic books kid, perhaps you've heard 
of a language called Spanish?  Lobo in that language means wolf.  Oh, by the 
way, you can take your Flaming Carrot and shove it up your ass where it 
rightly belongs. 

   95Mar19 10:14 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
DANARCHY- DONT READ MY DAMN POSTS if you are tired of them. I will continue to 
post in anyway I see fit. In my area a Bubba is a BIG redneck and in fact my 
oldest son is called bubba. You did exactly what you accused me of: You made a 
damn assumption based on ignorance. I am not in any way homophopic and many 
here can attest to that. I did not target any specific individual in my post 
yet you target more than one in yours. Learn a little more about regional 
dialect before you accuse and flame.  

   95Mar19 10:02 am from The Outsider @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Cyric:   

   95Mar20 3:55 am from Narwhal @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
When I grow up, I would like to be intolerant. And buy production line 
landscapes from shopping malls. 

   95Mar19 12:46 pm from ; @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
this is so damn cool!  i wish i lived in florida so i wouldn't have to wait 
quite so long to read this stuff!  keep it coming. 

   95Mar19 4:47 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Lobo - I'm sorry, perhaps we can't all live up to your high maturity level, 
which is a bit of a sad statement, since your maturity level seems to consist 
of attempts to be condescending, and telling me to 'shove it up your ass where 
it rightly belongs.' 
 
    Serena - *One more time.  What's non-homophobic about saying that we 
should lock people in jail cells with 'Bubbas,' then?  why did you think that 
would be funny?  so the person would be stuck having inane conversations about 
moonshine for their entire prison career?  Your post implied that you thought 
it would be funny to lock perverted males in jail with other, larger males, 
who would rape them - this in my book is one of the most obvious forms of 
homophobia. 
 
     Lazarus - Care to elaborate?  Tell me how I need to grow up, please.  I 
eagerly await this.  If you meant by that, that I should show respect to the 
moronic homophobes in Florida, too bad.  But, if this is based, perhaps on 
some astute observation into my personality, by all means ... bring it on. 

   95Mar19 7:57 pm from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Hey...*my penis is small, and I *am a pedophile. So there, Linda @ The Abbey. 
Come pick on me. Are you cute? 

   95Mar20 12:47 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Serena: 

 1. 'Bubba' in your dialect (seemingly somewhat akin to one we might refer to 
    as a 'Billy-Bob' or a 'Zeke') means redneck. 

 2. You, on 95Mar13, posted, "I am in complete agreement. I wish all the damn 
    pervs could be in jail with a Bubba or two. Maybe teach them about the 
    golden rule. Do unto others...." Now, that is pretty obviously refering 
    to 'Bubba' as homosexual. And even if you say you weren't, you were in 
    "complete agreement" with Linda, who was very* obviously refering to 
    'Bubba' as being homosexual. So, by agreeing with her, you were* 
    refering to 'Bubba' as homosexual. 

 3. Therefore, rednecks, by your own statements, are homosexual. 

 Now, last time I checked, part of the redneck stereotype was extreme 
homophobia. Can you explain, then, why you have now blatantly contradicted 
yourself several times?   

   95Mar20 7:02 pm from Mocha @ House of Moo _ MN!
 They *rule. 

   95Mar20 7:26 pm from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Oh come on Marcel! You must know what Americans are really like. Not only do 
we border your country, but every thing we do affects the very foundation of 
Canna (opps Canada's) economic, political, and social structure. So don't be 
so general in your referals toward Americans, just stupid ones ok Hoser! 

   95Mar20 7:54 pm from Rugger @ The Abbey _ FL!
   Really Marcel,I agree with Lobo,you just can't generalize.I know very few 
Canadians,but the ones I do know are pretty cool.I would be wrong to just say 
that Canadians are Idiotic,beer swilling,pot-bellied ,cigarette smoking,french 
toast eating,non-driving,cheap,incestuous,confused,practically third 
world,in-bred,stupid,dysfunctional,can't wait til I get old so I can go to 
Florida and die,Frog descendants!...So I won't say that,I hope you take this 
point in a constructive way,and realize you threw the first stone in a 
pointless argument..NUFF SAID...  have a nice day. 

   95Mar20 8:45 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
I'll just mention in passing that yours truly is Canadian. Born on the plains 
of Saskatchewan, my friends. 

   95Mar20 10:17 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
Heh heh :) 

   95Mar20 3:00 pm from Deb @ The HUB _ MN!
Wow, I can't believe that I wasn't reading this room until now.   

   95Mar20 5:01 pm from Watney's Red Barrel @ The HUB _ MN!
Yelling "Fuck you!" isn't my* idea of oral sex. 

   95Mar20 10:30 pm from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
WRB, what about foreplay? 

   95Mar21 12:07 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
If whoever is feeding this room to Death Cookie cuts the link, I think it 
would be a real blessing... 

   95Mar20 5:06 pm from Wednesday @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Oooh. Don't think the same sediment wasn't shared by a few users here...I 
however wouldn't want to miss the entertainment of fights like that one most 
recently. 

   95Mar20 9:43 pm from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 I like watching the Floridians tussle. It brings light to my otherwise dark 
and dismal life. Hey, will someone please tell someone else that he has a 
small penis so that we can have some more fights? 

   95Mar21 2:08 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Hey Dan: leave Lobo alone.  He/she didn't mean th eguyfrom the lame comic 
book. He/she meant TV's "Sherrif Lobo." Duh... 

   95Mar21 2:13 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Lazarus: Why? Does it really hurt that much to have your shortcomings pointed 
out directly to your face, and so logically and coherently that there is 
nearly no way to avoid such accusations? I mean, that is truly pathetic. 
Besides, if you guys just gave up, we'd win. 

   95Mar21 2:57 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 i wish this room would get back to what was going on before the great FL/DC 
wars.  I really miss reading a dozen posts all claiming that this "nympho" guy 
was a pervert.  I really miss that intricate and complex conversation. 
 
 Conversely, I can't believe i waited until now to start reading this room.  i 
don't want to miss ALL the fun.  Hey Mocha, you got a tiny dick! 

   95Mar21 3:14 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   I dunno, I'm kinda' nostalgic for the older format of someone posting 
something really, really stupid like, "I like bondage," then 12-13 users at 
the Abbey congratulating them on their good post (I believe Kafka pointed this 
out previously). 
 
    Laz - fear not!  Should it ever happen that my current spine should decide 
not to net me this room anymore, there are 4-5 other boards in the area which 
I could get it from, 1 or 2 of which are run by rather close friends of mine, 
so... I should* have a little staying power in this room.  :) 
 
     Hi Dave! 
 
     Ooh, DR... you better watch it.  When she reads that, Mocah's gon' open a 
can of Whup-Ass on y'all.  :)  She's rough and tough. 
 
      


   95Mar21 3:15 am from Danarchy
   room's archived now.  file is "sex90s.txt" in the 'texts]' room.  ,) 

   95Mar20 10:26 am from Kangaroo @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Jim Bexley: Okay, you may not be a pedophile, but in your own special way, you 
are a sick, twisted individual who is in serious need of psychiatric 
counselling. You clearly exhibit severe sociopathic tendancies that can be 
psychologically harmful to other people, and it's because of this potential 
harm to others that I strongly suggest you seek the help you so dearly need. 
 Cruelty is fine between consenting adults, but not to children and not to 
adults who don't participate freely. All I can hope is that you get the 
counselling out of your own volition before you scar someone for life, or 
before you find the police knocking at your door. 

   95Mar20 4:05 pm from Blast Processor @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
So this is sex in the 90's.  

   95Mar20 5:37 pm from The Outsider @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
BP:  Joy, eh? 
 
I'd just like to be ignored in the stampede and say that love exists, and is 
wonderful. 
 
 

   95Mar21 10:52 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  if someone cut the link to 'The Death Cookie' I simply would send the net 
myself.   
 
   Is it just me, or are the people on DC making more sense then anyone in 
Florida?  the People in florida (some of) are saying things that make no 
sense, yet they are trying to justify it.  how is that possable? 

   95Mar21 11:37 am from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Does anyone bother to read a post longer than 1 screen?  Just makes me 
sleepy!   
 But, after all I am in the White Trash capitol of the world... funny I always 
thought that was Alabama.  

   95Mar21 11:43 am from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Not to offend Laz (heheheh) but you have mentioned that you recieve funds from 
the US government. Does this mean you relized that helth care in a Socialist 
society does not work, or your parents were smart enough to move you out of 
there. Just curious. 

   95Mar21 12:43 pm from Patrick @ The Abbey _ FL!
...  Have you taken any time what-so-ever to read your 
own posts?  You have chosen to slander just about everyone in this room, on 
alomost every topic.  Yet, for anyone who takes the time to read all of your 
posts in succession, it becomes quite apparent that you are one hypocritical 
comment after another. 
    You accuse an entire geographical area of the country of utter stupidity, 
claiming also to your own mental superiority.  and yet if this is true, than I 
must admit you have got to be the first person that I have ever met with a 
supposed three digit IQ, that is to stupid to reserve judgement.  With 
anything great, be it power or knowlege comes responsibility, and you Mine 
friend are in very desperate need of learning some. 

   95Mar21 12:47 pm from Patrick @ The Abbey _ FL!
BTW Jim, the fact that you enjoy "evil mail" does not in any way connect you 
to being a pedophile.  It actually means that you are guilty of criminal 
harassment and verbal assault.  Now I don't know the exact statutes for your 
state, but down here in "backwater" Florida I would take great pleasure in 
procuring a warrent and personaly making your arrest. 
     Nuff said. 

   95Mar21 4:28 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Eh? You talking to me, Lobo, or someone else? 

   95Mar21 7:58 pm from K-9 @ DogLink _ MN!
Talking about the influence of the U.S. on Canada.  Canada is/was the only 
part of the commonwealth that doesn't drive on the other side of the street.  
I just traveled through the orient and any country that have even a British 
tourist in it's founding days drives on the other side.  Just not Canada. 

   95Mar21 12:32 pm from Marcel @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
 Rugger and Lobo: I did not mean to throw a stone. All I am saying is that 
this room is unlike others-all the BBS stuff in my region seem pretty tame. 
There are rooms where people discuss adult topics, but in all the bbs rooms I 
have read stuff, this is the only one where people are throwing around some 
pretty harsh stuff. When I asked the Sysop where this room was from he said it 
was from the USA. So my conclusion is that either we Canadians are very 
apathethic, or that a large number americans (the ones posting here anyways) 
love to sling mud at each other. Is this what sex in the 90's is supposed to 
be? 

   95Mar21 1:41 pm from Kangaroo @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Re: Bubbas in prison... 
 
 By calling the original poster's comment about Bubbas in prison "homophobic", 
people are missing a very important point: Rape is an expression of violence, 
not sex. Don't be under the illusion that because sex is the weapon for 
degradation and power that it's an expression of sexuality. In prison 
situations, much of the rape is committed by otherwise completely heterosexual 
men who use sexual assault as a means of establishing a power structure.    
 Homophobia has no place in a civilized society, and if I see a message I view 
as homophobic (or sexist or racist), I jump right in there with others to try 
to show the poster how ridiculous their views are. However, I didn't see any 
homophobia in the "Bubbas in prison" post. What I saw was someone who was 
frustrated, and wanting to see the recipient of the post go through the 
degradation and humalitation pedophiles put their victims through. An eye for 
an eye, in other words. While I can understand the anger and frustration 
(pedophiles see themselves as doing nothing wrong, and therefore often don't 
respond to counselling), I can't agree with that punishment. Like capital 
punishment for murder, once it's done, there's no taking it back. As long as 
it's possible for innocent people to be convicted, the only punishment we 
should mete out is imprisonment. While the lost time can't be recovered, at 
least financial reparations are easier to make if the person turns out to be 
innocent. Murderers and pedophiles should be locked away for life though, with 
no parole. 
 
 Remember, rape isn't sexual, it's an act of violence. 

   95Mar21 4:47 pm from Blast Processor @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
  Kangaroo, if rape isn't sexual, what's all that genital-fiddling-about doing 
in there? I theenk you make a beeeg mistakey, meestor. 

   95Mar21 11:54 pm from Kangaroo @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Read the post, Blast Processor. I'll quote the significant line for you: 
"...sex is the weapon for degradation and power..." 
 


   95Mar21 7:29 pm from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Rugger: I thought you were describing Floridans there!  

   95Mar21 9:35 am from bob-b @ The Rundale Citadel
So this is what sex in the 90s is all about.  Flame away! I'll stick with sex 
in the 60's, Love Peace and Woodstock \/ 
                don't bogart that joint, man... 

   95Mar21 5:06 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Hey, Death Reaper! If you ever come near me or my daughter again, I'm going 
to have to whup your ass! And my penis is huge! You're the one with the small 
penis!  
 Are you trying to rape me? That's it, isn't it? You want to rape me so that 
you can be violent, right? 

   95Mar21 9:52 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Kangaroo: Yes. You are absolutely right. I am not a very nice person. You see, 
this world really sucks. And, even if we squish our eyes really tight and pray 
and wish and hope, it's most likely not going to be changing anytime soon. 
Consequently, I plan on going with the flow and grabbing all the goodies I can 
along the way. One of my personal philosophies (Ed's Law Number Four, to be 
exact) is look out for numero uno. In fact, my entire philosophy and religion 
is based on achieving a state of moral apathy, to coincide with the state of 
the world around me. And treating people like dirt is always a start down that 
long road of desensitization. So, before you go imposing your rights and 
wrongs on me again, just remember, I really don't care. 
 
 Also, keep in mind the difference between what I've said and what I've done. 
I have, several times now, mentioned how I felt harrassment was an amusing 
pastime. It ought to show more than a little how much fun I've had in this 
room over the last few days. But, I have not yet, nor will I ever, "send evil 
mail to little girls." As amusing as it might be to really scare the crap out 
of someone, it is, as many have now pointed out, illegal. Ergo, I will not do 
such things. But, not because I am against such things, but because it is 
illegal, and a jail cell, Bubba or no, is not a pleasant thought. 

   95Mar21 10:14 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Patrick: 
 
 1. You say I have accused an entire geographical region of utter stupidity. 
Now that is something I would not have done, so I went back through my old 
posts in this room, and found no such accusations typed by my hands. Several 
others did say such things, but as far as I can tell, I wasn't one of them. 
However, I may have missed it, so, if you would show me where I may have done 
such a thing, please let me know. I'm not being sarcastic this time, I just 
didn't find anything by me where I accused the state of Florida of stupidity. 
 
 2. I am very responsible. It is just that, by my own code of ethics, I will 
treat people how I see fit. And, as you can tell, I have been very responsible 
to that code. 
 
 3. No, not enough said. Enjoying "evil mail" does, under no state law that I 
have ever heard of, not* make me guilty of criminal harassment and verbal 
assault. Sending* "evil mail" would make me guilty of such crimes, but as I 
have stated before, I have never done such a thing. I have only admitted to 
thinking the idea amusing. It seems to be somewhat like saying that you are 
going to kill the President. Killing the President (or anyone else) is 
illegal, but saying that you're going to is not. 

   95Mar21 10:28 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Also, Patrick: Please point out said hypocracies. I think you tried to, but 
logic utterly failed you in your attempt. Also, you only mentioned one, yet 
commented on my posting "one hypocritical comment after another." But you only 
brought up one. Which, as far as I can tell, wasn't* one, as I did not accuse 
any regions of utter stupidity. Certain individuals, yes, but not entire 
regions. 

   95Mar22 2:46 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Kangaroo - That post actually made sense (re: rape in prison as power, vs. 
sexual desire).  However, reading the tone of the 'Bubba' posts, I did not get 
that feel.  'Give them a taste of their own medicine,' would be implying the 
sexual humiliation the victim of a rape must feel, which would link this in 
with sexuality.  At least, that's my take on the whole thing. 

   95Mar22 4:25 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
ACtually, JBS, if the new omnibus anti-terrorism crime bill gets through the 
senate (or maybe it already has) then the president has the power to point his 
finger at any group he wants and declare them terrorists; and according to the 
bill, that's treason.  The penalty for treason, of course, is DEATH; 
federally.  So the president could point his finger at anyone group and have 
them killed: environmentalists, liberals, human-rights activists, even us.  
Bastard conservatives. 

   95Mar22 5:27 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Yes, well, I can be pretty safe in knowing that I am not a terrorist group. 

   95Mar21 6:18 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
Well, this little jaunt into the outer reaches has been fun.  Personally I do 
find offense in being lumped in with all other "backwater" Floridians.  I am 
probbably the only true Native Floridian on this board and I've been called 
quite a few ugly names through these broad sweeping generalities being stated 
here.  And what have I done to deserve these insults?  I was born and raised 
in this souuthern state, as were my parents, grandparents, great grandparents 
and great, great grandparents.  If you people from up north have a problem 
with us Southerners please feel free to not post here, to not come to Florida 
for vacation, don't move here in your retirement and quite drinking orange 
juice.  After all, you certainly don't want to support a group of degenerates 
such as ourselves. 
     Now, about sex in the 90's... it is still around and for some of us, 
going strong and wonderfully.  I perfer my men to be open minded and willing 
to massage my other sexual organ... my brain.   

   95Mar21 11:51 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
JIM BEXLEY- I forgot I made that statement. Im not denying it but Im not gonna 
go aback and look for it either. If this was a post I made last month when I 
first logged on here, All I can say is 1- I didnt realize it was national and 
my target was a local person who had really been getting to me 2- When I 
seconded Linda (as best as I can remember) it was because I percieved her 
response to be directed at the same person. I dont have time or the 
inclination to go back and pick apart every post of mine or yours. I usually 
forget what is going on in here from day to day unless something really stands 
out. So since I have a real life to attend to I will just say here that I 
concede this little war to those of you whose life is so empty that you have 
time to note every post every person makes for a month.  

   95Mar22 12:25 am from Hartwell @ The Abbey _ FL!
Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! 

   95Mar22 2:26 am from Christy Freelove @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
We used to drive on the other side of the road, but border crossings got 
pretty gory... 

   95Mar22 1:43 pm from Blast Processor @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
I know what you said, Kangaroo. You aren't entirely right. 

   95Mar22 9:39 pm from Cal @ the Unseelie Court _ MN!
Should rename this room "Flames in the 90's"... 

   95Mar22 8:29 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Thank you, Kangaroo, for a voice of sanity and reason amid the chaos here. 

   95Mar22 9:21 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
I keep hearing the phrase "Is this sex in the 90's?" No sarcasm intended but 
would someone please tell me what the room IS suppossed to be about? Then we 
could all get back on topic as it were? 
 
BTW KANGAROO- Tho Your view differs from mine, you presented your piont in 
such a way that I for one listened to it. 
 
LAZURUS- If I had sex with you this year would that be considered on topic? ;) 
 
bye ya'll got go pick some swamp cabbage. 

   95Mar22 4:58 pm from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Danarchy -  I hope you never evolve to the level of maturity that I am at! You 
would just screw the whole thing up!  And as for shoving the Flaming Carrot 
upyour ass, I was just trying to make you more at home you gay bastard! 

   95Mar22 7:39 pm from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Why gosh Jim we all down here don't git them fancy Tv shows, all We get is 
Dukes of Hazard and Hee Haw reruns! 

   95Mar22 8:51 pm from Rugger @ The Abbey _ FL!
  Marcel,point taken,sorry if we caught you off guard but, I really didn't 
know where you are coming from,  I guess I know better, please continue to 
shareU$Kkx bits of knowledge with us now, and I promise not to take it too... 
personally,Thanks,                                                              
                     Rugger 

   95Mar22 8:52 pm from Rugger @ The Abbey _ FL!
           Flynn... you sick puppy...poking your nose eh? Welk no matter,life 
is a big circle. 

   95Mar22 9:23 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Truly, if you folks at Death Cookie have nothing better to do than lay out 
flame bait and then retort with screen after screen about points that no one 
really cares about, I don't feel compelled to waste time replying. If you get 
off on hurling insults that will be ignored from this quarter, I can't help 
you. And you do desperately need help. 

   95Mar22 12:02 am from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
Ok, so no one from Death Cookie have had sex in the 90's thus they're taking 
things way too seriously.  Too bad.  A few posts that were probably meant to 
stay local was netted up to those who actually have nothing to do with the 
situation and don't have to deal with the loser involved, but they had to toss 
out their opinions in this matter.  Well, as was a good move, Laz here moved 
that discussion to another room that is local only and that discussion was 
completed and forgotten a while ago.  Now we're having to deal with attitudes 
that apparently some of us don't agree with from people that we don't know and 
couldn't care less about.   Kangaroo, thank you for that post.  I was going to 
post similiarly but you beat me to it and made your point very well.  I just 
find it amazing that there are still those out there that STILL believe that 
rape is about sex and not about power.  And we're accused of being uneducated.
I do have a question...  What is the average age of the users we're seeing 
from Death Cookie? 

   95Mar23 12:41 am from Hartwell @ The Abbey _ FL!
Mocha:  I have a small penis!  (With tape on it.) 

   95Mar22 7:18 pm from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
on death cookie you're mainly dealing with people 16-25.  but, more 
importamtly, you're dealing with a bunch of assholes.  i think we annoy you 
because it's fun to watch you get huffy and defensive (and for the pure joy of 
being assholes).  you bitch about us lkaying flame bait, but you take it every 
time.  you're sort of like my neighbor's dog who stil hasn't learned that i 
kick him every time he comes in my yard.  he just keeps coming back.  anyway, 
when you rape is forced sex.  end of story.  last time i looked up sex in the 
dictionary it said nothing of power, and the last time i looked up power, it 
said nothing about sex.  if you want power over someone you beat the shit out 
of them.  if this was true we'd see gangs raping each other to show who's got 
the most power on the streets. 

   95Mar22 8:23 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Dammit, SWK, you don't understand.  I'm going to rape you to make you 
udnerstand.  On your knees, Bubba.  
 
 Dammit, are you an idiot, Lazurus?  If you "don't feel compelled to waste 
time ersponding" why are you wasting your time responding?  If that is what 
you consider ignoring our insults, then by all means, keep ignoring them.  I'm 
entertained.  But don't feel too bad, because you're apparently not as 
hypocritical as SERENA... 
 ...who has found it neccessary to spend a page telling us that she(?) has 
better things to do than to waste her time responding to our diatribes.  ED 
dammit Serena, if you're not going to bother to back up any of your claims 
about what other people may or may not have said, then we're all simply going 
to assume you're either lying and making it all up or that you're a complete 
and utter fool who would like to think that we have said things that we never 
said so you can simply rant for the sole reason of hearing yourself rant.  
Whew.  Your arguement is about as well thought out as one that my 13 year old 
brother might use to convince my parents that he really needs to spend $15 on 
trading cards.   
 Death Cookie may be run by an 18 year old guy, and its user base's average 
age may hover around that, but for a bunch of late teenagers, we're doing a 
whole lot better at achieving our goals than you are at achieving yours.  I 
wonder if y'all aren't a bunch of 16 year olds yourself. 

   95Mar23 1:58 am from ; @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
well, besides me that is.  i, by definition, don't achieve my goals.  all of 
the rest is completely true though.  just wanted to clear that up. 

   95Mar23 5:42 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 WLW: you annoy me.  Age doesn't automatically equal greater knowledge, which 
you and Lazarus and Selena and all the others are proving over and over again. 

   95Mar23 11:17 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Serena: Well, before I go slinging insults about, I make sure I'm insulting 
the right person for the things they said. That way, only the person I insult 
looks foolish. 
 
 My life is empty? By that, I assume you mean I spend too much time in here 
insulting other people. On average, I spend no more than five minutes in this 
room tearing people apart. Therefore, by your reasoning, anything which takes 
five minutes or longer, and does not accomplish anything (in your opinion, 
that is... my religion demands stripping people of their ego-security and 
making them look as stupid as they are) is a waste of time. Ever watch an hour 
long television show? On average, they contain 7-10 minutes of commercials. 
And you can say* that you get up and go to the kitchen or that you don't pay 
attention, but most people, in the course of an evening, will easily spend 
five minutes watching said commercials. Does that mean you have no life? Ever 
gotten stuck in traffic for more than five minutes? Then you have no life, by 
the almighty reckoning of Serena. Your logic is so flawed, I don't even have 
to think about insuklting you anymore. 

   95Mar23 12:24 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Alright, SERENA - so, it's OK for you to be homophobic to one or two 
people?  that's what your last post seemed to imply. 
   Lobo - oh, great!  Now you're making incorrect judgments about my 
sexuality, and making a feeble attempt at a joke.  
   Laz - It's beautiful how you just spend a half-page informing us that you 
wouldn't be responding to any of our posts.  :)  OK, so you think that what 
we're doing is 'flaming you?'... Not quite.  If there has been *anyone doing 
the flaming here, it's the people on *your board.  Granted, a few inflammatory 
remarks have been made from Death Cookie, but we haven't been making 
references like, "You obviously can't satisfy a real woman."  Any inflammatory 
comments we've made have been based on the highbrow posting from your board, 
such as one post which read something to the effect of "Pleeaaaaaaeeeese!!!"  
Glad to see you have such intellectuals on the Abbey. 
   Whole Lotta Woman - Ooh.  None of us have had sex.  That was* a 
well-thought-out rip on us. 
 
   So, those of you who keep on requesting the topic get to match the room 
name, which, btw is has for the most part thus far (we've been discussing the 
[still] homophobic views held by a certain group of people, and that 
*definitely qualifies)... please, give us a nice "mature" topic to switch to.  
SERENA has brought up the ever-so-clever "Sex with Lazarus" thread.  We could 
discuss that, perhaps. We could talk about people who are massaging parts of 
Whole Lotta Woman, as she previously brought up, or something else similarly 
unamusing, and inane. 
 
   Or we could try to find any posts (except for maybe one I saw from Kangaroo 
a while back), which have come out of the Abbey, and yet still made sense.   
 
   Hey, Mocha!!  you have a teeny penis.  hee hee. 

   95Mar23 2:15 pm from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!

 Whole Lotta Woman, 95Mar21 at 6:18PM: 

"I am probbably (sic) the only true Native Floridian on this board and I've 
been called quite a few ugly names through these broad sweeping generalities 
being stated here. And what have I done to deserve these insults?" 

Whole Lotta Woman, 95Mar22 at 12:02AM: 

"Ok, so no one from Death Cookie have (sic) had sex in the 90's thus (sic) 
they're taking things way too seriously." 


 Who is using "broad sweeping generalities" now?    

   95Mar23 2:32 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
I am.  You all suck. 

   95Mar23 2:35 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Shut up, Death Reaper.  you have a small penis.  You're probably gay too.  
maybe we should lock you up with a Bubba. 

   95Mar23 3:52 pm from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
yeah, and i get to be bubba. 

   95Mar23 5:27 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
They should have had Chris Elliot play the part of Bubba. 

   95Mar23 10:19 pm from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Dan, your penis is *much smaller than mine. You stupid Bubba. I bet you've 
never even had sex, you tiny-penis having, virgin Bubba! 

   95Mar24 4:06 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
All you death cookie people are stupid and have small penii. 

   95Mar24 9:26 am from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
i bet mine's smaller than yours. 

   95Mar24 12:13 pm from SaTAN @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Oh yeah? My penis is bigger than everybody's!!! 

   95Mar24 1:08 pm from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Actually the plural of penis, according to Webster's, is either penes or 
penises. I prefer penes, because that sounds weird, and is the 'Latin' way of 
saying it.  

   95Mar24 9:21 pm from Wired @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Thank you, Jim.  But what about the other half of us?   

   95Mar25 4:43 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
The other half have vaginae. 

   95Mar23 1:47 pm from The Captain @ The HUB _ MN!
 
I don't know what the average age is up here. My own is a bright and cheerful 
44 years young. The remainder I would suspect are about 12-13 years from the 
level of conversation at times. 
 
So, what's going on down there? I recently saw an advertisement for an 82' 
cruiser laid up in the vicinity of Miami, looked like a winner to me. It's 
very tempting to just say, to heck with it, and head down your way. Been along 
the coast, Cocoa Beach and the Cape, stayed with a friend in Orlando area, and 
passed through Tampa (McDill AFB) a few years ago. Enjoyed the time spent down 
there. Even the heat too!  
 
The issue of sex in the 90's is somewhat moot as the crowd up here was/is 
having way too much fun heaping abuse and scathing indictments of character on 
one another and on you folks. It's a common tendancy to do that when you ain't 
gettin' any. It takes your mind off it, ya' know. 
 
(Chuckle!)  
 
Enjoy your days and nights, folks. I'm still waiting to hear if Serena is 
going to marry me like she asked me. If not, does she have any suggestions for 
anyone else? I'm willing to move to the beachfront! 
 
Take care, people. 

   95Mar22 5:38 pm from Kangaroo @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Blast Processor: I'll concede that date rape is often an expression of sex 
instead of violence (though in some cases the threat of violence is used). 
It's also sometimes a result of miscommunication and misunderstanding. 
Personally, I refuse to play games that lead to such misunderstandings unless 
I make it clear from the start of the encounter that for that time only, if I 
say no, it might mean yes. However, unless such things are made clear, no 
should always be taken as meaning no. 
 All this is kinda wandering off my original points though. Maybe I should 
have talked about sexual assault, a preferred legal term to rape, to make 
things clear. I wasn't talking about date rape, but cases of sexual assault. 
 
 Jim Bexley: The world would suck a lot less if it weren't for people like 
you. It's attitudes like yours that bring it down. I know you don't care, and 
I may as well turn my computer off and type this for all the difference it 
makes, but I find it cathartic. If life is so horrible, try suicide. You'd be 
better off. We'd be better off. The world would be better off. 

   95Mar23 3:39 pm from The Crow @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Jim Bex: if you really do look out for "numero uno," why on earth would you 
make your own moral code fit the rest of the world?  Isn't that a 
contradiction? 

   95Mar23 6:37 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  I am, I am.. hehehe 

   95Mar24 7:18 am from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  the way that I look at things is EXACTLY like Jim, but only for my own 
reasons, and they are:  1) if you look at everything like that, you won't have 
very high expectations of anyone or anything around, therefore, you won't get 
dissapointed very easily; and 2) it's the way that I* am. 

   95Mar23 5:40 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Dear all.... 
   I haven't been following much in here since it seems to be nothing but 
flames and no real discussions about sex.... I could care less about the size 
of someones penis!! or if that makes him less of a man.. PAAAHHHHH LEASE!  Or 
if a woman sleeps with more than one man, she is a slut./. get real. Anyway.. 
lets quit with the flames and start discussing what this room was made ofr.,.. 
sex. Red Rebs 

   95Mar24 6:36 am from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Rugger: Hallo?? No, I was joking, either that was the subject on beer-swilling 
Floridans or you've lost me, exactly what were you talking about? 

   95Mar24 9:12 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
 umm.. you people have to remember that there is a thing called TOPIC DRIFT!!  
get it in your head, it's not always gonna be all neat an' shit, and there 
will never be a room that has ONLY one topic in it.. remember that! 

   95Mar24 9:50 pm from Headmaster 2000 @ Elk! _ MN!
 I remember some things sometimes... 
 Sorry, Ciera... 

   95Mar24 11:08 pm from Gregg Epigram @ Elk! _ MN!
 Fight!  Fight! 

   95Mar24 10:40 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
CAPTAIN at the HUB- I'm currently married but isnt it legal to have 2 spouses 
in Utah? I dont live on the beach but Im within 15 minutes of it :) SO I guess 
our choices are spouse sharing in Utah or an illicent affair in Florida.  

   95Mar24 5:05 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
Serena, even in Utah it's not legal to have two spouces... and if you were 
Mormon, such as the majority of those in Utah, it would be two wives, not 
husbands.  If it were the other way around, I would be packing up and heading 
out that way this week-end.   The Captain @ The Hub_MN... I'm almost 
single, 37, and also about 15 minutes from the beach.  Come on down.     

   95Mar24 8:15 pm from The Necromancer @ The HUB _ MN!
Look!  It's the Great Interstate CitaNet Flame War! 

   95Mar24 12:22 pm from Kangaroo @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Danarchy: While most rape (better throw the qualifiers in) is an act of 
violence, sexual humilation is almost always the result. This has no bearing 
on the sex or orientation of the attacker or the victim. 
 "And as for shoving the Flaming Carrot upyour ass, I was just trying to make 
you more at home you gay bastard!" That comment of Lobo's is truly homophobic. 
The Bubbas in prison, even if some people think it was, I don't believe was 
intended to be homophobic, and was most likely to be just a poor choice of 
words. 

   95Mar24 4:07 pm from Marcel @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
 RUGGER: No problemo! But after reading some of these posts, I am unsure what 
bits of knowledge I could share in this room. 

   95Mar25 3:27 am from Blast Processor @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Great, Kanga. I wouldn't have nettled you, but I was bored, and I had nothing 
to say about sex that conformed with the Zeitgeist of harassment and paranoia 
currently in effect. I still don't. 
   Until you all grow up, ta ta from the Blast Processor.

   95Mar25 6:00 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 ED dammit, Captain @ The HUB, you suck and you're not even from Florida.  You 
said, "It's a common tendancy to do that [heaping abuse and scathing 
indictments of character] when you ain't gettin' any. It takes your mind off 
it, ya' know."  Didn't you just do exactly that with that post.  And from your 
own logic, you "ain't gettin' any".  Which is actually perfectly fine by me, 
as I don't particularily want your kind reproducing. 
 
  
 
 Kangaroo @ ForgottenRealms had this clever bit to say: 
 >  Jim Bexley: The world would suck a lot less if it weren't for 
 > people like  you. It's attitudes like yours that bring it down. I 
 > know you don't care, and  I may as well turn my computer off and 
 > type this for all the difference it  makes, but I find it 
 > cathartic. If life is so horrible, try suicide. You'd be  better 
 > off. We'd be better off. The world would be better off. 
 Apparently you weren't paying attention, or perhaps JBS just didn't explain 
it with small enough words.  The world sucks because of human nature.  Those 
who don't think so are generally self-centered types who can't see beyond 
their [relatively] tiny groups of friends.  The world is not a good place and 
I'm not going to waste space telling you why.  What I do want to point out is 
our philosphy.  We have no desire to improve the world.  We feel the world is 
doomed anyway, so we take it upon ourselves to perpetuate that doom.  Our kind 
("EDists") take pleasure in causing strife in other people's lives. We enjoy 
watching other people get frustrated with us while we revel in our chaos.  
This is not to say we don't care about things (I would much rather irritate 
some oppressive political type than a low-class working man), but in the end, 
it's all gotta go. 
 I don't know why I just wasted that spacve trying to explain myself when I 
could have used it to berate and ridicule you, but well, I'm in a passive 
mood.  Besides, I find your posts to be pretty self-ridiculing as it is; and I 
suspect JBS will agree with me there. 
 
 The Crow, JBS doesn't make his moral code conform to the rest of the world, 
he's making the rest of the world conform to his moral code.  And he'll 
continue to do so even if that means destroying every single living organism 
on this cess-ridden mud-ball planet we call "home". 

   95Mar25 6:00 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Damn is my penis big.  Someone should change my alias to "Large Penis Guy". 

   95Mar25 8:17 am from Large Penis Guy
Someone already has that alias.  It's me, Bubba.  My penis is so big I trip 
over it sometimes. 

   95Mar25 8:17 am from Large Penis Guy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Someone already has that alias.  It's me, Bubba.  My penis is so big I trip 
over it sometimes. 

   95Mar25 6:22 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   heh.  That was cool. 
 
   anyway, both* types were homophobic, [K]an(roo), just one was more 
blatantly so than the other. 
 
    Hey, Captain... I'm 18, and live right up here in Minnesota, you wouldn't 
even have to move or anything... so, waddya' say?  My penis isn't even all 
that tiny.  It's about average, I think.  I bet it's bigger than Mocha's, 
though.  she has a tiny little penis.  :) 
 
    "Big Red Becky" at the Abbey - I actually have nothing to say to you, but 
I wanted to use the phrase "Big Red" in a post at some point. 
 
    


   95Mar26 3:37 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Kangaroo: Yes, it is* attitudes like mine that bring the world down. The 
problem is, these attitudes have been around for centuries. At least half of 
our government is made up of people with my attitude. This attitude was around 
long before I was born. I could stop it, and be nice and kind to everybody, 
but it's not going to change the attitude of millions of others. So, rather 
than getting the short end of the stick, I've set out to fuck everyone else 
over. If you don't like it, don't respond and I'll probably leave you alone. 
But, as you keep responding, I'm going to keep proving what an imbecile you 
are.  
 
 Crow: It is not a contradiction. If the world sucks, and I base my moral code 
on the fact that it sucks, so as to gain the most benefits, that is* looking 
out for numero uno. 
 
 DR: You're mostly right. We don't necessarily want to perpetuate that doom, 
as it would be detrimental to us. However, in maintaining a constant 
pessimistic view of life, we're never dissapointed by it. 

   95Mar25 12:01 am from Rugger @ The Abbey _ FL!
  Flynn don't gett  mad, believe it all to be a deal,be strong.live on ,and 
enjoy,ou have a young life,if you can't be good ,be good to yourself. 

   95Mar25 12:11 pm from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Necromancer: Hah! You've got Canadians in here too! 

   95Mar26 5:51 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Danarchy: just because my penis is small doesn't mean I can't please a woman! 
Just ask Rebecca Walden!  

   95Mar26 7:29 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Hey Rebecca Walden, is what Mocha just said true? 
 
 JBS, well, I don't mind self-destruction if it means I can take everything 
with me.  The mere act of living is detrimental to our existance (just as the 
mere use of any modern device contributes to its destruction)... 
unfortunately, it's this attitude that makes it really difficult for me to 
argue with smoker that smoking is bad.  They always hit me with, "we're all 
going to die someday" and I just can't argue against that. 

   95Mar26 10:15 pm from Rebecca Walden
Yes Death Reaper, it's true.  He may have a tiny penis, but it's not how deep 
you fish, it's how well you wiggle the worm.  The man can also chomp box like 
you wouldn't believe.  Orgasmic! 

   95Mar26 10:15 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Yes Death Reaper, it's true.  He may have a tiny penis, but it's not how deep 
you fish, it's how well you wiggle the worm.  The man can also chomp box like 
you wouldn't believe.  Orgasmic! 

   95Mar27 1:03 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
    Wow, Mocha, now you don't* have to feel inferior just 'cuz your penis is 
of substandard size for a male.  :)  Just wiggle it around more. 
 
   


   95Mar27 12:21 am from The Captain @ The HUB _ MN!
 
I don't know about all you frozen Scandihovians and some such that have to 
flame one another up here, but I have two offers of fun in the sun (to some 
degree) from two bodacious Florida Femme's..  
 
What's your batting ratio so far with the fairer sex? 
 
For all the talk that goes on in this room, it boils down to the same baiting 
that would be seen on any 5-6th grade schoolyard during noon recess. How about 
everyone calming down and leaving one another's "peculiarities" out of the 
discussion. If it's not for you, then just leave it alone and allow other 
BBSer's the right to define their sexual freedoms, and their sexual identities 
without fear of being flamed. It's very bad manners to heap abuse on another 
just because they don't believe as you might. That is not the way to enjoy any 
conversation if all you can do is worry what others may think or how they 
might behave. Unless you're the one on the bottom or top, just mind your own 
business, smile, and keep your mouth shut if you can't be constructive. That 
goes for everybody!  
 
Now to get back to the real critical issues at hand (for some, that may just 
be their only critical issue - and best friend), let's get back to sex. 
 
So, how many "screamers" willing to admit to it? 
 
How many "silent ones"?  
 
How many willing to invite me down to Florida?  (chuckle!) 
 
To Serena and Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey, FL: What's the number of The 
Abbey? I have some vacation time coming up and might like to take a trip down 
to Florida, might be quite nice to just take a week off and meet some new 
people.  
 
Someone drop me the phone number and an area code for The Abbey, and I'll drop 
a message to the system. I have access to a long distance line through a 
commercial concern and a friend of mine. I'll drop an address for you 
wonderful people down there and if willing, you can reply and I'll see about 
getting down there. I can drop down on a "Space A" basis from the USAF base up 
here. Might be fun.  
 
And by the way: Thank you very much. You're both dears. 

   95Mar26 6:59 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
LAZ!!! DROP THIS STUPID ROOM! this is not a discussion about sex.. it's an 
insult room. I have never been so disgusted in my whole life.  rebs 

   95Mar26 9:47 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
I'm inclined to agree, Rebs. Is there anyone here on The Abbey that does NOT 
want this room dropped? 

   95Mar26 9:59 pm from Binkley @ The Abbey _ FL!
Gee, I wish I could say I was 16 years old (as a DC poster suggested that we 
Abbians might be), but, unfortunately, time has scrolled by and I am a wistful 
** years old.  I certainly don't remember being as immature at age 16 as the 
DC group are acting right now.  But, give 'em time, show them their posts a 
few years from now and they'll be embarrassed.  Remember, folks, we all 
thought we knew it all when we were young.  Just as we all thought we were 
immortal.  Time has a way of telling you differently. 

   95Mar26 10:11 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
I'd like to keep the room and drop the DC group but..... Binkley does have a 
piont. I didnt realize it was a bunch of kids until a couple of days ago. 
Should have realized tho since they do act like my kids.  
 
 
So Bink, Where ya been? 

   95Mar27 12:07 am from Hartwell @ The Abbey _ FL!
Right ... penii would be the plural of penus.  (as in penus and sgecies!) 
 


   95Mar27 10:06 pm from K-9 @ DogLink _ MN!
I have always treated this room as an adult-only room.  As a result my users 
have to know I have and ask for rights to adult oriented rooms.  I believe in 
freedom of speech but I have to also be concerned about getting tossed in jail 
for some law regarding minors. 

   95Mar27 2:00 am from Immortal Goose @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Is it just me, or do most of the people at Death Cookie spend WAY too much
time talking about their own penes? We really don't care to know about your 
obsessions with your own inordinately small genitalia. By the way, I think a
better name to change Death Reaper's current alias to might be something along
the lines of 'Eunuch'. It's more true to his...size. 

   95Mar27 12:54 pm from Kangaroo @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Some Weird Kid: Arguing from a dictionary isn't going to get you too far. Try 
reading some psychology texts before you start arguing what rape is or isn't 
with me. 
 
 Death Reaper: I know what sad shape the world is in, and I know what human 
nature is like. I've had a pretty sh*tty life, and I'm quite cynical. However, 
I've also seen that people are capable of good things too, for the most part. 
I don't know what your life has been like, and frankly I don't care. Every 
insult you throw at me just makes me pity you a little bit more. To live with 
that kind of hate has to be a sad thing, but it still means that you're just 
part of the problem. "The world sucks, so I'm just going to help make it worse 
and bring it down." Boo hoo. Don't expect me to be impressed by such 
childishness. 

   95Mar28 4:25 am from Jared Storm @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Does the word, 'valium', mean anything to you people? If the last 50 msgs are 
anything to judge this room by, then alot of you are in real sad shape. Some 
of you down south are starting to suond as though some of us can't have our 
own opinions, let alone express them the way you do yours. Chill out people; 
you're going to die sometime anyways, why rush it? 

   95Mar27 9:22 pm from Digital Dreamer @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Jared, if you don't mind my saying, kindly shut up.  
 
Thank you.  See /u/ in flame wars, bud. 

   95Mar27 8:24 pm from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Rugger: No, I'm no getting mad, I'm cool up here in the True North, but 
methinks you need to work on your punctuation!   Thanks for the advice, 
I try and life my life that way right now...  
 
 To all the Americans in here:  What the heck is going on????  It sounds like 
you guys are ready to rip each others heads off!!  How bout 
everybody cool down, and let's try anf have some half-civilized conversation 
without everybody flaming everyone else! Sheesh..and I thought the flame wars 
up in Canada were bad, we have NOTHING on you, our flame wars compared to your 
guys is like comparing a bar brawl to World War II !  Take some advice 
from us Canucks, lighten up! 

   95Mar27 10:40 pm from The Outsider @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Folks:  Er, dudes, I think yer kinda losin' it.  We've got one shouting match 
about perversion, which seems to have died, one screamfit about homophobia and 
prison rape, which is kinda dying.  And, a discussion over penis size.  Yah.  
Okay. 
 
This small chip of reality brought to you by some guy who couldn't think of 
anything better to say than to rag on you lot.  Enjoy. 

   95Mar27 5:49 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Oh no! I'm immature! 
 
 Well, I may be immature, but I can still please a woman with my small penis. 
And boy is it small. It's so small I'm FEMALE, Rebecca. Dumbass.  
 
 But that doesn't mean I can't please a woman.  
 
 To all the Canadians in here: What the heck is going on???? It sounds like 
you guys are all ready to rip each others heads off!!  How bout 
everybody cool down, and let's try anf have some half-civilized conversation 
without everybody flaming everyone else! Shessh..and I thought the flame wars 
down in America were bad, we have NOTHING on you, our flame wars compared to 
your guys is like comparing a bar brawl to World War II !  Take some 
advice from us Yankees, lighten up! 

   95Mar27 9:39 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Heh.  That's cool.  The only basis the Abbey has for even *attempting to 
pick on TDC now is the age thing.  Don't worry, though, most of those posting 
here have been 18+, as far as the adults-only-type thing.  I think Mocha is 
possibly the youngest who posts in here with any regularity from *this board, 
anyway... 
 
   But anyway, I like this room.  I should net more rooms. How is it more 
mature to sit around talking about "how much we're getting," or anything of 
that sort?  That sounds to me like the idiotic conversations people at my 
school would have when I was in 9th grade.  Most of *them* grew out of it by 
12th grade.  Perhaps y'all should grow up a little too. 
 
    Captain @ the Hub, hey, man, you had my offer, but you waited too long & 
lost your chance.  Sorry, bucco. 

   95Mar27 6:16 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
  Yes, this is beginning to really kick some ass now. 
 The only valid points brought up against us so far is our age (which has been 
generalized given that the SysOp is 18; yet nothing has been said for the rest 
of us) and, thanks to some insightfully clever user, my alleged lack of 
penis.   
 I think this is now my most favorite room on this board, aside from the 
"Acid>" room where I'm about to go back and completely shred some lame 
"psychic" from South Dakota who has the ability to predict things that have 
already happened. 
 Of course, this guy has yet to sink to the level of calling me a "child" or 
insinuating I have no penis.  I have to respect him for that.  
 
 I'm beginning to detect a pattern emerging... 
  Users from Death Cookie taunt the users from out of state for being 
uncreative, single-thought, ordinary American twits. 
  Out of state users get pissed and rant about ruggish and childish the Death 
Cookie users are. 
  Death Cookie responds by pointing out discrepncies and hypocrisies in the 
retorting posts. 
  Riled OutOfState posters get enfuriated at being made to look stupid and 
come back with clever witicisms like "I'm so old I can't remember being 
clever" and "[they] should change Death Reaper's alias to 'Eunach'.  It's more 
true to his...size.". 
   And the cycle repeats...  
 ...and I think it's pretty entertaining. 
 
 I must admit, I like this topic much more than I liked the previous topic 
about what a slime Nympho must have been and how many people have done Rebs. 

   95Mar27 7:49 pm from Wired @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
I'm 18, and I admit to being far more amused by the current topics than 
anything that's happened here in the last six months.  I'd just like to point 
out that most of the people *I know that BBS do it recreationally, so don't 
get so het up about our real or seeming immaturity.  There has to be someplace 
to let your hair down. 

   95Mar28 6:21 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Boy, Nympho sure is a slime. Say, how many people have done Rebecca Walden? 

   95Mar28 1:28 pm from MONTE CARLO
  After reading all of what you guys had to say I forgot what I was going to 
  ask. 

   95Mar29 5:44 am from Mocha
 Good. 

   95Mar29 9:30 am from Death Reaper
'm going to net that... 

   95Mar28 1:28 pm from MONTE CARLO @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
  After reading all of what you guys had to say I forgot what I was going to 
  ask. 

   95Mar27 11:21 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Jim Bexley: 
  JB> On average, I spend no more than five 
  JB> minutes in this room tearing people apart. 
  What are you, a comedian? You couldn't tear anyone apart if they were made 
out of tissue paper, regardless of how much time you spent! 
  I suppose it's a good thing for you to have such a high opinion of your 
intelligence and capabilities, but I have an idea that could cut your time in 
this room by almost half: 
  Since you're the only one here that holds yourself in any esteem, you tend 
to use up half your posts trying to point out your imagined superiority over 
us every couple of lines. But since you exhibit far more evidence to the 
contrary than in support of these claims, nobody here believes you anyway. 
  So you see? It's just a waste of your time, and you don't have to do it 
anymore. What a time-saver, huh?

   95Mar27 11:23 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
That Weird Kid: 
  Golly, am I impressed! You can actually argue about the underlyig factors of 
rape by looking up it's DEFINITION in a DICTIONARY??? 
  I suppose all you'd have to do to argue about wave and particle theories is 
look up the word "light" in the dictionary! And I guess you'd be all set to go 
before the medical board to be a brain surgeon just by looking up "brain" and 
"scalpel" in the dictionary, huh? 
  Hee hee! You Death Crackers are a HOOT!

   95Mar27 11:23 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Danarchy: 
  You should give the "homophobe" thing a rest, dear. While I appreciate the 
fact that you are watchful of homophobia and willing to challenge it (we need 
a lot more of that in this world), I think you tend to see more than what is 
really there. Your attack on MY "homophobia", for instance, was interesting 
since I am bisexual.

   95Mar27 11:24 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Whole Lotta Woman and Serena: 
  Don't let the clowns get to you. They're doing it on purpose, you know. 
  They ignore facts, logic, and obvious concepts, and purposely rearrange 
words and ideas in ways which are designed to "completely miss the point". 
Their methods are puerile and would not be tolerated in any intellectual arena. 
  A perfect example is Bexley's ludicrous insistence that I was somehow 
equating his "typos" with the possibility that he would enjoy being in jail. 
Nobody could POSSIBLY be so stupid as to think I was saying that, so it is 
clear evidence that he had to purposely ignore what I was saying in order to 
try to get around it by coming up with some kind of gibberish that he figured 
he could berate me for.  
  I don't know if he's just playing some silly game, or whether he just 
doesn't have the capability of arguing logically, but he reminds of a kid who 
gets frustrated because he's always losing at some card game, so instead of 
learning the game better, he prefers to frustrate the other players by 
throwing all the cards up in the air and laughing about it. 
  Anyway, I strongly suspect that there aren't as many of "them" as "they" 
would like you to think. "They" sound remarkably similar to the idiot(s) at a 
BBS called "Backfence" (ALSO in Minnesota! Hmmm...GOTTA be something in the 
water there!). Anyway, Backfence had one or two guys there that logged on 
under about 5 or 10 different names, and he/each would get his rocks off by 
posting lots of hateful and stupid messages under his different identities and 
also post congratulatory messages about his brilliance to himself under his 
various names. So just 1 or 2 guys looked (at first glance) to be a whole 
group of people, just like "these guys" here. 
  So have a Cookie for lunch! Don't swallow any of it, just chew it up and 
spit it out! ;-) 
                        Luv, 
                             Linda

   95Mar27 5:40 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Hey Cap.... When you get down here, I'd like to meet ya too! hugs to ya... 
Rebs 

   95Mar27 5:36 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
I KNEW Rebs would jump into this. I guess CAP you get 3 for the price of 1. as 
for the number If the sysop says its okay to post it here in open forum then i 
will. My internet address is Shepup@aol.com if you want to contact me. 

   95Mar28 3:26 pm from The Necromancer @ The HUB _ MN!
It's international now! 

   95Mar28 11:05 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
LINDA- I caught on to Jim about 3 posts ago. He sounded so much like my 
teenage daughter that I had to laugh. I dont argue with my own and since I 
cant send him to his room ;), I decided to just ignore him. I have seen some 
remarkable similarities in the posts of certain ones at certain sites. There 
again its the nature of children to want more than they are allowed. Thanks 
Linda for the pep talk and the support but I am just not going to respond to 
them anymore.  
 
I look forward to more of your posts though . 

   95Mar28 11:25 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Since we still have folks like Linda and Kangaroo here, I'm going to hold off 
on dropping the room and hope for the best. The idea of being run off by 
weaker minds is distasteful. 

   95Mar28 5:17 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
To Linda Willows @ JACS_ NJ:  It's no big deal.  The others don't bother me at 
all.  I've run across this sort of thing before and have found it more amusing 
than anything.  It is my experience that if there's no response, eventually 
this sort of person get's tired and goes off to find something else to amuse 
him/her elf with. (Usually annoying someone else that reacts to their 
silliness.)  Besides, I have enough negitivity in my life to deal with more 
from people I don't know and don't care about.  It has been my experience that 
people that who believe the world is such an awful place tend to have a harder 
time of it.  They tend to creat their own problems with their bad attitudes 
and then point to those experiences as examples of how right they are.  All in 
all, you get what you give. 

   95Mar28 5:22 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
To The Captain @ The HUB_MN:  Hi ya.    Thinking of coming to Florida, 
huh?  Well, the weather has been fine and the beach, though a bit crowded, 
isn't too bad either.  I would offer to put you up here, but unfortunately, 
I'm outta room.  (Serena knows what I'm talking about.  )   HEY, Serena... 
what's this?  Offering The Cap 3 for the price of 1??  I don't think so.  I'll 
let you and Rebs work a package deal for him, but honey, I'm in a class all my 
own.  :)  (Couldn't resist.)   

   95Mar29 5:46 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Blimey.  It's like a big mid-life crisis down there what with all these people 
talking about their children.  You know, if your own children treat you the 
same way we do, maybe this says something about you as parents, much less 
"people". 
 
 Linda, are you a slut?  You sound like a slut.  I've known people that 
sounded like you and they were all sluts.  Although maybe I can't relate, 
since I'm not bisexual.  I wanted to be bisexual once, but then, I also wanted 
to wear really expensive clothes so people would think I was cool.  I'm above 
that now, you see.  If you're as old as you claim and yet you behaive the way 
you do I have to wonder just what kind, and how many, drugs you must have 
taken in order to stunt your mental growth at around age 17. 

   95Mar30 12:30 am from ; @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
dammit.  if her daughter sounds like you DR, I WANNA MEET HER!  what's her* 
address? 

   95Mar30 2:22 am from Wired @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
I want somebody to jump in and affirm *my opinion. 

   95Mar29 10:03 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
WLW- Oh unfair reminding me of YOUR advantages.  

   95Mar29 10:14 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
It does help, being footloose and fancy free. 

   95Mar29 5:39 pm from Whole Lotta Woman @ The Abbey _ FL!
Serena, I just love doing that to you...  Hehehe...  

   95Mar30 3:02 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
I just wanna jump you, Wired.  But it would be better if I were in prison and 
could sent nasty email to your daughter. 

   95Mar30 5:22 pm from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Mocha: Very funny!!!  Seriously though, y'all down south do seem a tad bitter, 
to say the least! What's the matter, my dear, couldn't think of something 
original? (To all who are confused, she copied my post about the Americans and 
switched America with Canada...)    

   95Mar30 5:55 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Flynn: Very funny!!! Seriously though, y'all up north do seem a tad bitter, 
to say the least! What's the matter, my dear, couldn't think of something 
original? (To all who are confused, *he copied *my post about the Canadians 
and switched Canada with America...)   

   95Mar30 6:01 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!

            Dear Death Cookie, 

  Don't let the clowns get to you. they're doing it on purpose, you know. 
  they ignore facts, logic, and obvious concepts, and purposely rearrange 
words and ideas in ways which are designed to "completely miss the point". 
their methods are puerile and would not be tolerated in any intellectual arena. 
  A perfect example is Serena's ludicrous insistence that I was somehow 
equating sher "stupidity" with the possibility that she would enjoy  being in 
jail. Nobody could POSSIBLY be so stupid as to think I was saying that, so it 
is clear evidence that she had to purposely ignore what I was saying in order 
to try to get around it by coming up with some kind of gibberish that she 
figured she could berate me for. 
  I don't know if she's just playing some silly game, or wshether she just 
doesn't have the capability of arguing logically, but she reminds of a kid who 
gets frustrated because she's always losing at some card game, so instead of 
learning the game better, she prefers to frustrate the other players by 
throwing all the cards up in the air and laughing about it. 
  Anyway, I strongly suspect that there aren't as many of "them" as "they" 
would like you to think. "they" sound remarkably similar to the idiot(s) at a 
BBS called "Backfence" (NOT in Florida Hmmm...so it COULDN'T be something in 
the water there!). Anyway, Backfence had one or two guys there that logged on 
under about 5 or 10 different names, and she/each would get his rocks off by 
posting lots of hateful and stupid messages under his different identities and 
also post congratulatory messages about his brilliance to himself under his 
various names. So just 1 or 2 guys looked (at first glance) to be a whole 
group of people, just like "these guys" here. 
  So have an Abbey for lunch! Don't swallow any of it, just chew it up and 
spit it out! ;-) 
                        Luv, 
                            Mocha

   95Mar30 10:10 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 
 From Linda Willows, 95Mar27: 
 
 "Since you're the only one here that holds yourself in any esteem, you tend 
to use up half your posts trying to point out your imagined superiority over 
us every couple of lines. But since you exhibit far more evidence to the 
contrary than in support of these claims, nobody here believes you anyway." 
 
 Well, what is this evidence to the contrary? In nearly all of my posts, I 
have given reasons for my claims, and logical progressions from one idea to 
the next, so that all could follow along and see how I reason from one point 
to the next. None of you have once tried to do this. Usually, you've responded 
with rather smallish insults followed by an ellipsis. I like a good argument, 
and none of you has yet given me one. Patrick started to, but hasn't posted 
since. What I've always noticed is that you* are the ones making the claims, 
and giving evidence to the contrary. You say my superiority is imagined, but 
give no reason as to how you discerned that. You say I give evidence to the 
contrary, yet never use any examples. 
 
 Also from Linda Willows, 95Mar27: 
 
 "A perfect example is Bexley's ludicrous insistence that I was somehow 
equating his "typos" with the possibility that he would enjoy being in jail. 
Nobody could POSSIBLY be so stupid as to think I was saying that, so it is 
clear evidence that he had to purposely ignore what I was saying in order to 
try to get around it by coming up with some kind of gibberish that he figured 
he could berate me for." 
 
 Can you blame me? In that post, you reposted some of my typos, and then, in 
the next line, without giving any indication that you were going on to a new 
or seperate idea, posted about how I would enjoy prison. You* linked the two 
together, by not seperating them. Although, I now see what you were doing. I 
will admit, I mistook one of your mistakes for another. It was not a fault in 
your reasoning, it was a fault in your composition. 
 
 Again, Linda Willows, 95Mar27: 
 
 "I don't know if he's just playing some silly game, or whether he just 
doesn't have the capability of arguing logically, but he reminds of a kid who 
gets frustrated because he's always losing at some card game, so instead of 
learning the game better, he prefers to frustrate the other players by 
throwing all the cards up in the air and laughing about it." 
 
 It is* a game, but not a silly one. Besides, you continue to participate, so 
you must not think it that* silly. I like arguing. I like arguments. And this 
one is by far the best argument I've seen in years.  
 
 You say I don't argue logically, but I always I have. I've always supported 
my claims, and backed up insults with reasons. I've yet to resort to slightly 
amusing analogies, but I wil now, as you've picked a good one. We here see you 
in the same way you see me, as the player who throws the cards and laughs. I 
will point out a flaw in your argument, and then I recieve four or five posts 
saying that I would enjoy Bubba, or that I'm not getting any. I have noticed 
many others on the DC side of the net slinging unwarranted claims, and I wish 
to not be grouped with them. I've slung a few insults, yes, and laughed a lot, 
yes, but always with reason. Insults must be used carefully if they are going 
to work, and always with a reason. If I claim you are pathetic, chances are 
I've either just explained why, or am about to explain why I think that. And I 
don't consider myself losing, therefore I wouldn't throw the cards around. The 
insults will stop when you start arguing rationally, but I don't see that 
happening, as you've all begun to decide to ignore us. Well, fine, that to me 
sounds like the little kid who hears something he doesn't want to, so he plugs 
his ears and begins to loudly sing "I'm not listening! I can't hear you!" 
 


   95Mar30 10:20 pm from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 
   95Mar25 5:34 pm from centipede i need something new to worship.  i used to 
worship trent reznor, but then i  saw a picture of him in a huge fake fur coat 
and teeny little shorts and i  realized that he just wasn't a god anymore.  
i'm accepting applications now.  
 


   95Mar31 9:53 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Hey, Linda Willows doesn't like to swallow! 

   95Apr01 3:32 pm from Cal @ the Unseelie Court _ MN!
ROFL! This is getting hilarious! 

   95Mar30 5:57 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
I want to piont out that the real Rebecca Walden doesnt have death cookie 
after her name.  
 
Immaturity,, hmmm well maybe by the time you have been paying taxes, house and 
car payments, credit cards, kids all that shit that goes with maturity for 
more years than the death cookie crowd have even been potty trained well I 
guess talking of who is getting it or not seems relatively immature doesnt it?
Sure do wish I was mature and could have someone else footing the bill for my 
toys. 

   95Mar30 7:17 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Yea.. and Serena.. I don't think I like that at all, since I did NOT write 
that message... I have a feeling I am gonna have to change my handle on here.. 
because someone is USING M*Y name..... hmmmmmmm 

   95Mar30 9:59 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Any name you change too will be aped by an idiot at Death Cookie, Rebecca. 
Don't bother. The difference is obvious. 

   95Mar30 12:25 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
thanks Laz.... i wont. and thanks for noticing that it wasn't me... that means 
a lot... 

   95Mar31 7:53 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Excuse me?? how many people have DONE REBS??? F*UCK you jerk. I have one 
lover, my husband.. and that is by MY choice. YOu know nothing, so do not even 
pretend that you know anything about me. NExt time think about what you write 
before you do it, because next time you might say something that would sound 
like lsander, and then I would have to get really pissed off. 

   95Mar31 12:06 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
REBS- Shake it off babe. They are going down the line to get a reaction. As WE 
respond to fewer and fewer of thier posts, THIER posts get fewer and fewer. 
Last week it was 20 per day (total new postings> this week it has been 10 or 
less. 
 


   95Mar31 2:45 pm from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
 This is just great! Does any one out there understand the concept of debate? 
All you fine folks from Death Cookie seem to be lacking in the mental areas 
(so how many brain cells have you all burnt?).  All this kid crap with 
Rebecca's id being used on Death Cookie just blows my mind,  and you are 
trying to prove you are adults!!!   I have never made any claims on how smart 
or how long parts of my  anatomy are,  and why is this because I am not some 
little imature freak who thinks he has something to prove!  And as for Death 
Reaper and Danarchy do us all a favor and please act your age you have nothing 
to prove to any of us! 

   95Mar31 10:49 pm from Rugger @ The Abbey _ FL!
     Well now,a worldly conversation with alot of differing opinions,how 
refreshing.Reguardless of the name calling,genatalia comments,age 
discrimination,and negative attitudes, I would like to find out just what a 
few people from Death Cookie are basing thier information on. First off, I 
would like to say that I do respect thier opinions, I may not agree with them, 
but they are thought out, and are no less important than ours. I believe too 
state that everything ends, life is a circle of uselessness, we all die, and 
so on, is a waste of time. These are all facts we have to face, the restating 
of the obvious in an almost religious context is a redundant process, to me. I 
think that the use of actual life experiences to qualify these statements 
would help show everyone that you may actually have a point. So, other than 
the general area that you live, the media, biased reading material, and 
opinions of your friends, what is this all based on. Have any of you slept 
with Rebecca? NO, Have you verified the size of each others penises? MAYBE. 
Are you all young? SO WHAT. Will the world end? YES. Will you die? 
YES........boring isn't it? SO what have you done,nothing. Broad and general 
statements covering opinions need to be qualified to be respected, so qualify 
it. Tell us about you're journeys in Columbia with the repressed victims 
between government and drugs. Tell us about the time you spent in Europe 
gaging the overall attitude of the Europeans about Americans. Tell us about 
the depletion of our natural resources, and how you are working to correct the 
situation, or not. If your going to be a quitter then quit now, put a bullet 
in you're head, why drag out the inevitable,right? But if you are going to 
preach the apocolypse, do it with facts and inteligence, not like the ignorant 
boneheads that you depict us to call you. I do respect you're opinions, but 
list some facts. Until you guys (and ladies) separate it from childish banter, 
it won't wash. It doesn't matter how you dress it up, it still smells the same. 
                                                CYA, 
                                            Rugger 

   95Mar31 3:04 am from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Wired @ The Death Cookie _MN: Your opinion is affirm one. 

   95Mar31 3:15 pm from The Outsider @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Death Reaper @ Death Cookie:  You forgot a step, methinks.  You forgot to 
mention that after the DC folks point out hypocricies etc, they receive a 
message or fifty telling them how bad their spelling is.  Not that I'm doing 
that, it was  great post, but I bet someone's gonna try and flame you for it. 

   95Apr01 6:11 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Well, Outsider, I've (for the most part), noticed that the users on DC have 
immaculate spelling, punctuation and structure.  And hey, JBS knows how to 
make paragraphs! 
 Unfortunately, lots of people don't know the difference between a 
typographical error and a spelling error, so they find a typo and jump on the 
poster for "not knowing how to spell".  Ho hum. 
 
 Hey REBS, do you have a daughter?  If you do, can I FUCK 'er? 

   95Apr01 7:47 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 I want to know how many people have done Rebs' daughter.  
 
 As an overall response to all of th Floridians: I find it incredibly funny 
that you all consider yourselves to be superior to us because you "don't stoop 
to our level" when all you do is respond to us and get pissed because your 
little comments don't bother us. Although Serena's witty post that stated that 
Rebecca Walden doesn't have The Death Cookie after her name really hurt me. 
You all sit down there in your pathetic, middle-aged lives and think that 
because you are all older than 21 that your BBSing becomes something 
extraordinarily intelligent, when in fact it is fairly pathetic. The only 
thing you have ever "called" us on is immaturity, age, and the fact that *one 
of us *might have had a typo or 2. Other than that, you can't come up with any 
intelligent arguements against what we've stated over and over, except to say 
things like, "Don't worry...they're dying down...the average number of posts 
used to be 20, and now it's 10." What kind of a life do you have when you sit 
around ***COUNTING our posts? If we're so immature and annoying, why do you 
all continue to respond. The reason the number of posts is dying down around 
here is because we all think that you suck, and that you are freak. And it's 
the truth. You said it yourselves when one of you stated that the number of 
our posts is going down, whereas the number of yours stays the same. Well, 
frankly, we're just not very interested in a bunch of peons who want to fight 
over our immaturity.  
 
 Surprisingly enough, we are mature here at Death Cookie. Not only that, we 
are so mature that the only fights that we find interesting enough to continue 
for weeks are those that involve intelligence on *BOTH ends. Unfortunately, 
y'all haven't kept up your end. 
 
 So many of you have requested for this room to go back to the original topic: 
Sex. Fine. Go ahead. Look back in your posts (if you can figure out the Cit 
command to *do it) and read what you *were posting about. You talked about how 
sick Nympho Pleaser was, or how he better saty away from Serena's daughter. 
You talked about how much sex Rebs was getting from whomever, and how in 
Florida everyone was "sooo horny" and how we Minnesotans should all come down 
and get it on with the Floridians. Sorry, but that sucks. And you want it to 
be hat way, so by the transitive property, you suck.  
 
 I am excited to see the responses to this post. Maybe Serena will come back 
with a witty "Oh yeah?" or maybe Linda Willows will say, "oh, ignore them. 
Their average postings have gone down to 9.995 over the past 3 day span, 
adding in for a .000001 error either way.." or maybe Rebs wil get all huffy 
because we've been discussing her sex life again, which was the only thing 
discussed here for about a month.  
 
 


   95Apr01 7:47 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Oh, and if you *really want us to increase our postings in here, Linda, we 
can. 
 


   95Apr01 7:47 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 See? I mean, it's not all that difficult to do. I could post in here all 
fucking day, if I wanted to. 

   95Apr01 10:31 pm from Rebecca Walden
Well, sometimes i call up to The Death Cookie just go get a kick out of all 
those crazy Minnesotans.  In fact, I'm doing that right now.  You wouldn't 
believe what a hangup these people have with oral sex, free dummies, and some 
guy named loser's ass.  The board is just pathetic and all they do is banter 
all the time about strange music, runs, and other useless things when they 
could be spending plenty of time talking about bubbas and having one lover.  
still, I feel the need to call here every once in a while just to tell them 
how immature they are because I know one of these day I'll get through to 
them.  Oh, and Death Reaper, I have a four year old daughter who is available. 

   95Apr02 7:17 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Well, sometimes i call down to The Abbey just to go get a kick out of all 
those crazy Floridians.  In fact, I'm doing that right now.  You wouldn't 
believe what a hangup these people have with oral sex, nympho pleaser, and 
some chick named Red Rebs' pussy.  The board is just pathetic and all they do 
is attempt wiity banter all the time about sucky music, runs, and other 
useless thigns when they could be talking about how much they hate bubbas and 
have more than one lover. still, I feel the need to call here every once in a 
while just to tell then how immature and idiotic they are because I know one 
of these day I'll get through tothem.  Oh, and Death Reaper, I have a four 
year old daughter who is available. 

   95Apr01 4:24 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  On Mar 27, some UNI from DC wrote: 
    UNI> ...users get pissed and rant about..(how)..childish 
    UNI> the Death Cookie users are. Death Cookie responds 
    UNI> by pointing out...hypocrisies in the retorting posts. 
  Now in that post, the UNI expanded on how repulsive he thinks people are who 
resort to calling people "childish": 
    UNI> I'm about to go...shred some..."psychic" from 
    UNI> South Dakota...Of course, this guy has yet to 
    UNI> sink to the level of calling me a "child" 
  Then just two days later, that very same UNI wrote to me: 
    UNI> Linda...I have to wonder just what...drugs you must have 
    UNI> taken in order to stunt your mental growth at around age 17. 
  Looks to me like one more kiddie has been caught with his hand stuck in the 
Cookie Jar...Hee hee!

   95Apr03 12:47 am from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Cal - nice to see you're so easily amused. 
 
 I'd rather see discussion about sex in the 90's that this immature baiting 
and banter. 
  But that's just me. 

   95Apr02 4:00 pm from Strange Tractors @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
There is much too much talking in Sex in the 90's.  Perhaps this is a cleverly 
conspiratorial metaphor from the Virtual States of America. 

   95Apr02 5:30 pm from athena ps @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
The above is a damn good argument for gun control in the US. You guys are 
scaring me! get a grip....you don't know each other....this is just a 
computer....this is just a BBS....GET A LIFE!!! 

   95Apr02 9:23 pm from notalex @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
     Hi!  My name's notalex!  What do you guys want to talk about?  My Mom and 
 Dad are out for the evening, so anything goes!!!! 

   95Apr01 10:31 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Well, sometimes i call up to The Death Cookie just go get a kick out of all 
those crazy Minnesotans.  In fact, I'm doing that right now.  You wouldn't 
believe what a hangup these people have with oral sex, free dummies, and some 
guy named loser's ass.  The board is just pathetic and all they do is banter 
all the time about strange music, runs, and other useless things when they 
could be spending plenty of time talking about bubbas and having one lover.  
still, I feel the need to call here every once in a while just to tell them 
how immature they are because I know one of these day I'll get through to 
them.  Oh, and Death Reaper, I have a four year old daughter who is available. 

   95Apr02 2:17 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Anything goes?  How about you, me, Reb's daughter, and her ex-husband?  He 
can slap us around just the old days back when the tyke was conceived! 

   95Apr02 2:22 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Wow, Linda, I read your post about this "UNI" from DC and I can't make heads 
or tails of it.  Just what are you trynig to point out?  I'm assuming you're 
making some sort of connection between those quotes and the "UNI"'s level of 
mentality.  Unfortunately, you seem to be using some askew form of logic I'm 
not familiar with... maybe someone down there could translate it so that it 
makes coherent sense. 
 Looks to me like one more kiddie has been caught with her hand stuck in the 
vagina of doom...Hee hee! 

   95Apr03 6:45 am from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
 Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ: 
 
   what I have seen in one of your posts that to me makes no sence is the 
things about the Dictionary, what EXACTLY are you trying to get at my making 
fun of people with your own inferior comments? (I am talking about the post on 
the 27th to Some Weird Kid)  could you please expl? 

   95Apr02 10:21 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Heh.  This rules.  I haven't read this room in about 4 days, and in all the 
new messages, I did not see more than 1 or 2 posts from The Abbey which even 
*tried to back up their opinions with logic or fact.  They just kept on saying 
how much more mature they were than us (equating age with maturity), and how 
we're inferior.  Heh.  That rules.   
 
   Linda - a few responses:  it's possible to be homophobic and yet bisexual.  
Hell, being bisexual is pretty trendy right now, especially* for girls.  Most 
of my female friends in high school were bi.  Were you aware that you can say 
all you need to in one post, even if it *is responding to multiple users?  
Just return, space, return, and you can start a new paragraph.  It's *great. 
 
   


   95Apr02 10:23 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Maybe we should* change the topic, though... the room name is Sex in the 
90's, so mayhaps we should discuss sex for the elderly... how is* it after yer 
80 years old?  I'd think things would start getting worn out, kinda' like an 
old car tire... but I've never asked any older people how 'it' is after a 
certain age. 

   95Apr02 11:22 pm from Wired @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
     Think of all the energy that'd take.  And how much effort you'd have to 
put in to get anything out of an old car tire.  Bleh.  Nope, we should just 
autodestruct at age, oh, 60 or so. 
 
     (Five bucks says someone in Florida finds this offensive.) 

   95Apr03 6:32 pm from Cal @ the Unseelie Court _ MN!
 

   95Apr04 12:59 am from The Court Jester @ the Unseelie Court _ MN!
Or, when speaking of Death Cookie, Pay no attention to the man behind the 
Cretin! 

   95Apr03 6:00 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 OOh! Clever! 

   95Apr03 9:58 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Damn, the Court Jester is cool. 

   95Apr04 4:05 pm from Wednesday @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 I can't believe i missed all that when i was abroad. Damn, was that amusing. 

   95Apr05 12:32 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   You're a broad? 

   95Apr04 3:22 pm from Wakko @ the Unseelie Court _ MN!
 There was once an Eqyptian Pharoah, many years ago, I forgot his name, but he 
lived to be 97, had a total of like 134 kids, and he had his last kid at age 
93 or something.  But this was 1000's of years ago, and maybe old folks had 
more energy back then. 

   95Apr04 8:27 pm from Mickey Mouse @ House of Moo _ MN!
You know, if it came down to what I had to say, I wouldn't group everyone at 
the Abbey, as some "overzealous-I-am-better-then-anyone-else" over 30, yet 
quite unrealizing person, but I wouldn't group the people at the Death Cookie 
either. The one thing people have to stop doing is assuming that by age, comes 
intelligence. It would suprise you how old some people are so don't even ask 
the question. Just listen to what they have to say and leave it at that. 
 
 Ohh, and Lobo: Unless you have a point to make, just stay out of it. 

   95Apr05 3:21 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Well, as they used to say back when the users of The Abbey were our age, 
"never trust anyone over 30".  
 Of course, I hate to accusse all "old" people of being hippies 20-30 years 
ago, mainly because I'm going to hate it in 20 years when young folk will 
assume that since I'm in that age group, I must have worn plaid/ripped clothes 
and listened to Nirvana and Metallica.  In fact, the prevent that from ever 
happening, I think all people should be exterminated. 

   95Apr05 3:22 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Some may ask just what the post had to do with the topic in this room, and I 
would just like to point out that I used the word "prevent" which is really* 
close to "pervert".  That's about as close to the topic as anything has been 
in here since... oh, early March.  Which is as far back as this room has 
messages... 

   95Apr03 6:58 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Death Reaper...... I have a daughter, but if you touched her, I would blow 
your balls off with a .44 magnum... got it? Rebs 

   95Apr03 8:57 am from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
Uhh I dont have to count posts. Whenever you go to a room the amount of new 
posts is right there.That is why I mentioned total posts which would include 
any and all from everywhere.  

   95Apr03 9:43 pm from Patrick @ The Abbey _ FL!
  Hey Rugger, you almost sounded like a cynic there for a minute.  But for the 
fact that you were right!  If any one failed to read his post (for it was one 
of those dreaded Page+'s) He had quite a bit of useful advise for everyone on 
here!  You, or rather WE should all live more, death is inevitable.  Everyone 
(esp. JBS) at Death.. should learn from his example, to argue is fine, slander 
though is extreme.  JBS, you argue that you are so great because you argue 
"logically" take a clue from Rugger.  He knows how and did in fact argue his 
point logically, you on the other hand try to use logic to argue which is to 
serve no point for anyone willing to truely read and understand will realize 
that any point if you use 'personal' logic to argue it with can be proved.  
But in actual life with social impacts and awareness' taken into consideration 
such arguements fall apart. 

   95Apr03 9:57 pm from Patrick @ The Abbey _ FL!
JBS...  I know you will most assuredly attack me for this, so let me save you 
the trouble.   1. my grammer was atrocious, big deal if I don't feel like 
keeping within the confines of " " proper english then i do not and will not 
try. 2.  an explanation to what I said. 
   Rugger used pointed facts that throughout all of every society are held to 
the same standards. 
   You attack people with your own thoughts and ideas, basing accusations upon 
how you live and see the world.  trouble is, sociologically speaking, you are 
coming from a minority that the rest of the world avoids. YES life sux, so 
does mankind.  DEAL WITH IT! 
  everyone else does, and we can do it while admitting that we are less than 
perfect, and that most people any and all of us meet are no lower than 
ourselves, we all live different lives that is 
all.                                                             JBS...... 
slash away, you can not harm me in the least, and it may help you relieve a 
bit of your pent up hostilities........... You have my pities 
                      Patrick 

   95Apr04 11:24 pm from Bob Kifferly @ JACS _ NJ!
 This confirms my theory. The race *is degenerating.

   95Apr04 2:21 pm from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Mocha could you just get to the fucking point! Every one of your posts state 
the same damn thing... so fuck it already I'll come right out of my white 
trash shack and let you know that you are a sorry little piece of shit 
northern person who has nothing better to do than scream about how us mean 
ole' Florida people will not leave him alone.  All I see are about 5 kids 
getting there rocks off in a message base.... go for it.. I give  a fuck but 
change the god damned record already!!  And if any of you fine upstanding 
DeathCookie people have anything to say to me you can give me a call a 
407-562-4362  I do have caller Id for all you war dial freaks but I doubt any 
one of you will call considering you have no balls! 

   95Apr05 10:27 am from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
I got a new word for your vocabulary :)
Cybertechnokleptomegalonymphopyropornomaniac! :) Say that one 3x fast :)  

   95Apr06 5:44 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Rebs, I would be content if you just blew my "balls"...  with your daughter 
hanging upside-down from the ceiling with my dick in her mouthwhile I 
administered a enema of centipedes to her. 
 
 Ratpick@The Abbey, you can't even " " remain in the " " confines of " " 
credibility or respectability " ". 
 
 Stak, I got a new word for you*: necrobestialanalbuttsex. 

   95Apr06 5:44 am from Death Reaper
 I'm havin' a good time now! 

   95Apr06 7:32 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Uh... Lobo - callerID only works locally, actually.  :) 

   95Apr06 9:45 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Patrick, 95Apr03: 
 
 "...you on the other hand try to use logic to argue which is to  serve no 
point for anyone willing to truely read and understand will realize  that any 
point if you use 'personal' logic to argue it with can be proved." 
 
 Personal logic? What the hell* are you talking about? Logic is logic, plain 
and simple. This is what I mean about examples. If you'd gone on to enter in 
an old post of mine, and shown what you meant, I'd have thought, "well, here's 
someone who knows what he is doing." However, you didn't, and I now have no 
idea what the hell you meant by that. Logic for one person is logic for 
another. When I go from one idea to the next, it is in such a way that all can 
follow along with my reasoning, and see what I am getting at. Logic is used to 
explain the reasoning. You may or may not dispute my reasoning, but the logic 
is the same logic everyone else uses. Well, if they'd bother to, that is. 
 
 
 The same, 95Apr03: 
 
 "1. my grammer was atrocious, big deal if I don't feel like  keeping within 
the confines of " " proper english then i do not and will not  try." 
 
  Big deal? You're definitely wrong on that one. The point of using good 
grammar is to be understood. Case in point: The first quotation I used from 
you. I had to read that sentence four times to figure out what you meant by 
it. After realizing a comma should have been between the word "point" and the 
word "for." It may be one little character, but it would have kept your post 
from reading like gibberish. When speaking, grammar doesn't matter too much, 
as tone of voice and stresses will often clear up any misunderstandings. 
(e.g., if you'd spoken that sentence aloud, I probably would have known 
exactly what was being said, as you would have paused between "point" and 
"for," and you'd have probably put stress on the "for.") But, in a written 
medium, we don't have the luxury of hearing the writer speak his words. 
Therefore, good grammar is a necessity if you want to be understood.  
 
 Patrick, again, on 95Apr03: 
 
 "You attack people with your own thoughts and ideas, basing accusations upon 
how you live and see the world." 
 
 Well, really? It'd be pretty stupid to attack someone with somebody else's 
thoughts and ideas, wouldn't it? If I attacked Linda Willows with the thoughts 
and ideas of Serena, I wouldn't be* attacking, because then I'd be on her 
side. If a pro-abortionist attacked a pro-lifer using ideas a pro-lifer would 
agree with, it'd be awfully hard to make an argument, as then all the 
pro-abortionist's ideas would be the same as the pro-lifer's, and there would 
be no conflict. The reason I attack with my ideas is just that, they're my* 
ideas. They conflict with yours, and so we argue it out. 
 
 Still Patrick, 95Apr03: 
 
 "trouble is, sociologically speaking, you are  coming from a minority that 
the rest of the world avoids. YES life sux, so  does mankind.  DEAL WITH IT!" 
 
 Have you been reading the same posts I've been typing? Life sucks, and so 
I've decided to go along with it and get all the kicks I can along the way. 
Last I checked, that is* dealing with it. You'll note I wasn't whining about 
how terrible everything is, and how we should all be nice to each other. I 
brought it up to explain how I came to my "fuck 'em all and let somebody else 
deal with the mess" attitude. I am dealing with it, and in such a way as to 
get the most out of it.  
  
 Until I read that line, I was beginning to think what I had indicated in my 
last post, that you were a little different then the other Floridites I've 
been arguing with. Until then, you'd been doing exactly what the others 
haven't, namely responding to what I said with your own points, and in a 
logical way so as I could see what you were trying to say, rather than just 
spewing insults followed by ellipses. (Yes, I use insults, but they are used 
within an argument, rather than as the response in its entirety.) But now, 
you're beginning to pull at strings that aren't there. That line has nothing 
to do with anything I've said so far, although you used it that way, as if I'd 
complained about how terrible life is. Well, now, I can see that yes, all* 
people on the Florida end of this haven't a clue as to what they are doing. 

   95Apr06 10:36 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Heh...Lobo said I have no balls. Cool.  
 
 Serena, you make so little sense that I don't even need to respond. It's as 
if your stupidity answers for me. Jesus. 
 
  This room is funny enough to keep me entertained for the rest of my natural 
life... 

   95Apr06 2:42 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  ATTA GIRL, REBS! GO! 
  Can I be your reloader? Pleeez???

   95Apr06 2:42 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  UNI> Oh, and if you *really want us to increase 
  UNI> our postings in here, Linda, we can. 
  And when was *I* promoted to "message traffic controller" of DC? 
  Do your thing, babe...go ahead and post the entire contents of the Encarta 
CD-ROM if it'll make you feel any better....

   95Apr06 2:42 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  UNI> I could post in here all fucking day, if I wanted to. 
  Me too.

   95Apr06 2:43 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
Dear Jim: 
  My...that was quite a post! I see since you couldn't nail me with quality, 
you'd see if you could try quantity! And as often happens with you Crackers, 
some of the "others" are doing the same thing. 
  Well, Jim, "et al", I am positively FAMOUS for my diatribes, and this looks 
like a great time for one! 
  Sooo...where to start... 
  Let's start with a post I had written to Serena and WLW earlier in which I 
mentioned that you were just playing a silly game. 
  Your response to that was: 
    JB> It is* a game, but not a silly one. Besides, you continue 
    JB> to participate, so you must not think it that* silly. 
  Well, yes and no, Jim. My game is not silly. But yours is. 
  You see Jim, I LOVE to write. It's a passion for me, and I write for a 
multitude of reasons, all of which are very satisfying to me. 
  Sometimes I write just because it's rehabilitative. Sometimes it helps me on 
issues of introspection, and sometimes it helps me to think about a subject 
with my own thoughts available in front of me. I often write treatises that 
are tens of thousands of bytes in length just to write and think, knowing full 
well that I am not writing for any audience, and that it will probably never 
be seen or read by anyone else. 
  Sometimes I write to teach. I know a bit about computer hardware, I/O 
management, video graphics systems including hardware, software, image formats 
and the like, assembly language programming, electronics, and junk like that. 
And when somebody has a problem in these areas, I love to share my knowledge 
with them. 
  Sometimes I write on political morals and ethics. I consider myself a left 
wing liberal, so most of that writing focuses around human rights issues, and 
I especially enjoy writing about gay & lesbian issues. I've even been 
published. Nothing major, mind you, just places like newspaper editorials and 
national newsletters for certain special interest groups. But that's enough to 
keep me happy for now. 
  Sometimes I just like to banter with other users on the BBS just for the 
social interaction. Personalities emerge, and cyber-friendships and social 
groups develop. Sometimes these even lead to personal meetings and real 
friendships. I even met my girlfriend 7 years ago on a BBS. 
  And of course, I sometimes write because it allows me to vent my 
frustrations on anonymous, faceless creatures who demonstrate the worst traits 
that humanity has to offer such as "those" of you at DC. 
  So DC is kind of like a dartboard for me; just something to take potshots at 
whenever I feel like it. 
  While this results in many DC attacks upon me and my writing, it means 
nothing. You are just as compelled to fling garbage as maggots are to eat it, 
so receiving insults from a cracker is just as empty and meaningless as 
receiving praise from an ass-kisser. 
  I have been described by one UNI as a "prudish, perfume-soaked hag". Another 
proclaims that I must be "about 10 yeras(sic) old", "really stupid", "have 
some type of mental retardation", or "all the above." Still another tells me 
that I "sound like a slut", while still yet another estimates my "mental 
growth at around age 17." 
  Even you yourself have used such intriguing terms against me such as 
"malinformed" (a very innovative word, if nothing else) and a "complete ass." 
And we mustn't forget my VERY favorite, where you said I have a "small boiled 
potato of a brain." 
  Hee hee! I haven't heard anything like THAT since my sandbox days! 
  In any event, dear, these insults tell me that my writing is hitting the 
proper targets, and achieving the proper results. I am irritating the great 
irritators. 
  (Continued)

   95Apr06 2:44 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  (Continued) 
  But what about you? You seem to have only the simplest goal regarding your 
writing, and that is "to fuck everyone else over." 
  Now since you said that you "don't consider (your)self losing", perhaps you 
think you're successful because you have managed to grab my attention away 
from the topic of "Sex in the 90's", but it ain't no big thing to me, hon. 
It's like I said, I just like to write, and I'm perfectly happy to write about 
anything with anybody, anywhere. I don't care. 
  So while my writing, in and of itself, completely fulfills my many 
expectations of writing, your writing hasn't come anywhere near your one 
single expectation of fucking over me. 
  And that is why your game is silly, while my game is not. 
  Now on the subject of "logic", you wrote: 
    JB> You say I don't argue logically, but I always I have. 
  That's not true, Jim. You have tried, as I will point out to you later, but 
you obviously don't fully understand the "logical process". 
  The most common and simplest form of logic is associative logic which takes 
the form of "If a=b and b=c then a=c". 
  For example, you have said: "...this world really sucks." Now since "Jim 
Bexley" is of "this world", then it follows that "Jim Bexley really sucks." 
  Now that is a logical argument. 
  However, it is bad logic since it utilizes one of the most common errors 
that novices such as yourself often make, which is mistaking assumptions for 
facts. 
  While the premise that Jim Bexley is of this world may be a demonstrable 
fact, the premise that "this world really sucks" is not. It is an abstract 
concept which cannot be proven (unless, of course, the terms "this world" and 
"sucks" can be explicitly defined). So since at least one of the premises used 
in the argument cannot be proven, then the conclusion itself loses it's proof, 
and thus it's validity. 
  Therefore, while the conclusion that "Jim Bexley really sucks" sounds true, 
and may in fact be true, it cannot actually be proven with the aforementioned 
premises. 
  Now as I mentioned before, I will point out an example of where you 
attempted to "argue logically". I will also explain why it was bad logic. 
  On Mar 20 at 12:47am, you tried (for whatever reason!?) to prove that Serena 
had somehow called rednecks homosexuals, when in fact, she said no such thing. 
  First, let's cut through all the extraneous text of your post and set up 
your argument in an orderly, readable fashion. 
  For premise #1, you wrote: 
   * 
   * 1. 'Bubba' in your dialect (seemingly somewhat akin to one we 
   *    might refer to as a 'Billy-Bob' or a 'Zeke') means redneck. 
   * 
  Let's simplify this one to read: 
     1: 'Bubba' is synonomous with redneck. 
  And for premise #2: 
   * 
   * 2. You, on 95Mar13, posted, "I am in complete agreement. I wish 
   *    all the damn pervs could be in jail with a Bubba or two. Maybe 
   *    teach them about the golden rule. Do unto others...." Now, that 
   *    is pretty obviously refering to 'Bubba' as homosexual. And even 
   *    if you say you weren't, you were in "complete agreement" with 
   *    Linda, who was very* obviously refering to 'Bubba' as being 
   *    homosexual. So, by agreeing with her, you were* refering to 
   *    'Bubba' as homosexual. 
   * 
  Now this premise is VERY poorly structured, Jim. But before I address that, 
it's possible that this statement itself might deserve a little mitigation: 
  (Continued)

   95Apr06 2:45 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  (Continued) 
  There are large, burly men ('Bubba' types, if you will) in jail who have 
been, and will remain, held away from women for long periods of time. Some of 
these men will "take a wife" (sometimes by coercion or force, sometimes by 
mutual consent), usually (but not always) from among the 
smaller/younger/smoother prison population, for the purpose of relieving their 
sexual tensions. This relief is manifested in any number of ways ranging from 
manual stimulation to oral and/or anal copulation. There are sociological 
arguments as to whether these men are actually homosexual, or whether they are 
heterosexual men who engage in "situational" homosexuality. 
  For now, I think we can skip past these arguments and just assume for the 
sake of THIS argument the trite and shallow definition that any men who engage 
in any homosexual activity may be deemed as "homosexual". 
  So let's present this concept as a well constructed premise: 
    2: We state that "OUR Bubba" is homosexual. 
  And as for your conclusion: 
   * 
   * 3. Therefore, rednecks, by your own statements, are homosexual. 
   * 
  This is sufficiently succinct, so we can use it as is: 
    3: Therefore, rednecks, by your own statements, are homosexual. 
  The following, and final, part of your post is meaningless drivel. You don't 
have to take my word for it, I'll show you in a moment: 
   * Now, last time I checked, part of the redneck stereotype 
   * was extreme homophobia. Can you explain, then, why you 
   * have now blatantly contradicted yourself several times? 
  *** 
  Okay. Now that we're all cleaned up, let's see what we've got to work with 
here: 
  1: 'Bubba' is synonomous with redneck. 
  2: We state that "OUR Bubba" is homosexual. 
  3: Therefore, rednecks, by your own statements, are homosexual. 
  Do you see the error in your conclusion yet? 
  If not, then please allow me to point it out: 
  Nobody was talking about rednecks until you came along, fool. WE were 
talking about our little 'Bubba'. And since he's OUR 'Bubba', he can be any 
damned thing we WANT him to be. 
  If we wanted Bubba to be some flaming sissy in tight red and purple shorts, 
then that's what he would have been. As it is, we implied that he was some 
horny, ballscratching, knuckle-dragger that has been locked up for more years 
than he has fingers to figure it out with, and salivates at the thought of 
finding a new little friend to play with. 
  So since I will concur with premise #2, you may consider it proved. 
  However, YOU are the one that said 'Bubba' means redneck. But just because 
you figure that 'Bubbas' are, or probably ought to be, 'rednecks' does not 
mean you can prove that ALL of them actually are. 
  In fact, you CAN'T prove it. The reason you can't is because I can DISPROVE 
it. You see, OUR Bubba is no redneck. He's just a lowbrow goon with just 
enough of an IQ to register on the charts. Poor lil' Bubba. He's such a nice 
boy. Usually. 
  Ah well...anyway, since premise #1 is an assumption which obviously cannot 
be proven, then premise #2 is moot, and your conclusion is rendered invalid. 
  Just for fun, let me create a hypothetical scenario that is roughly 
equivalent to your previous argument to show you just how ludicrous it looks 
to the experienced eye when you try to sneak kinda-truths into an argument 
disguised as definitions: 
  (Continued)

   95Apr06 2:46 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  (Continued) 
  Suppose I were to say: "I have a bunch of red bricks." 
  Now suppose your entire purpose in life was to "tear me up" and "fuck me 
over". So you might use your superior intellect to point out to me: 
    * "1. 'Brick' in your dialect (something akin to what we might 
    *      refer to as a 'Kilo') means about 2.2 pounds of heroin." 
  So let's condense this into a premise, and continue on with your brand of 
"logic": 
    * 1: 'Brick' is synonomous with heroin. 
    * 2: I stated that "MY bricks" are red. 
    * 3: Therefore, heroin, by your own statement, is red. 
    *   Now, last time I checked, heroin is pure white. Can you explain, 
    * then, why you have now blatantly contradicted yourself? 
  Nice try there, Slick.... 
  But speaking of "contradictions"... 
  You and the other crackers up there seem to make a big deal out of trying to 
expose contradictions in our posts. If you can find any contradictions in my 
writings, go ahead and expose them to me. I doubt you'll find any major ones 
if any, but it's no big deal if you do. 
  But since they seem to get you all excited for some reason, could I be so 
pesky as to inquire about a couple of your own? 
  For instance in the first half of your last post, you stated: 
   JB> I like a good argument, and none of you has yet given me one. 
  But further down in the same post, you said: 
   JB> I like arguments. And this one is by 
   JB> far the best argument I've seen in years. 
  Perhaps you can explain why this is not a contradiction? 
  Also, in a previous post you wrote: 
   JB> ...I've set out to fuck everyone else over. If you don't 
   JB> like it, don't respond and I'll probably leave you alone. 
   JB> But, as you keep responding, I'm going to keep proving what 
   JB> an imbecile you are. 
  Here it looks like you're saying we're stupid if we DO respond to you. 
  Then in the last post you wrote: 
   JB> ...you've all begun to decide to ignore us. Well, fine, 
   JB> that to me sounds like the little kid who hears something 
   JB> he doesn't want to, so he plugs his ears and begins to 
   JB> loudly sing "I'm not listening! I can't hear you!" 
  Now it looks like you're saying we're stupid if we DON'T respond to you. 
  Perhaps you can explain why this is not a contradiction? 
  And now, before I go, I'd like to clear up one last little thing that you 
have been dogging this room with for the last month: 
  After I pointed out to Serena and WLW the inherent stupidity of your 
interpretation of the now infamous "typo" post, you finally came back and said 
"I now see what you were doing". 
  Everything would have been just fine if that had been the end of it. 
  But NOOooooo.....You actually had the nerve to turn right back around and 
exacerbate your whole stupid position by asking "Can you blame me?", and then 
launched into still MORE idiocy by trying to blame ME for YOUR interpretive 
errors by saying: 
  JB> In that post, you reposted some of my typos, and then, in 
  JB> the next line, without giving any indication that you were 
  JB> going on to a new or seperate idea, posted about how I would 
  JB> enjoy prison. 
  Well, yes I CAN blame you, Jim. And I do. 
  First off, when I use pull-quotes, I quote verbatim. That's what a quote IS. 
I can't help it if YOU make sloppy posts. Live with it. 
  (Continued)

   95Apr06 2:51 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  (Continued) 
  Secondly, you are, without a doubt, one of the DENSEST people I have ever 
come across! After all your ridiculous posturing on this subject, you STILL 
DON'T SEE "what I was doing"! 
  So now, once and for all, since you have made it overwhelmingly clear that 
you NEED to be taken by the hand and guided step by step through the complex 
world of language and interpretation, let's start by recapping that brilliant 
piece you posted that started this entire thread in the first place: 
 * 
 *    95Mar08 7:01 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie.MN 
 * Some guy in prison is sending sickmail to little girls? That is 
 *  absolutely 
 *  completely 
 *  and totally 
 *  fucking cool! I wish I'd though of that. 'Cept I'm not ijn prison, 
 * but hell, it sounds like itstill* be a damn lot of fun! 
 * 
  Well, that certainly seemed perverse enough for me to respond and offer you 
my prognosis for your future. So I will now repost that response in it's 
entirety, except that for your convenience (since your own typos seem to have 
confused you so much), I will correct both your typos and your grammatical 
errors: 
 * 
 *    95Mar10 11:24 pm from Linda Willows @ JACS.NJ (Jersey Atari Computer 
 * Society) 
 * Jim Bexley: 
 *   JB> Except I'm not in prison, but hell, it sounds 
 *   JB> like it (would) still be a damn lot of fun! 
 *   There is no doubt that being in prison will be a tremendous amount 
 * of fun for someone like you, Jim. I'm also sure that with a mind like 
 * yours, you will get there soon enough. Have patience. 
 * 
  Now bear with me, Jim, and I will attempt to unravel the intricate 
complexities of these two posts for you. Take your time, read carefully, and 
maybe that veil of utter confusion will be lifted..... 
  The evidence from your statements is that you think it is "cool" that 
someone in jail is sending sick mail to little girls. You also implied that 
you would like to do that same thing by saying "I wish I'd thought of that, 
except I'm not in prison". You then followed this up with the implicative 
statement that "(even though I am not in prison, sending sick mail to little 
girls) would still be a damn lot of fun". 
  And so from this, I inferred that not only do you think this activity is 
fun, but that you think it would be EVEN MORE fun if you were in prison. 
  Now since I consider your entire demeanor to be sociopathic, I merely 
responded sarcastically that I had little doubt that you will end up in jail 
someday (which addresses the "not in prison" part), and that I believe you 
will enjoy being there (which addresses the "lot of fun" part). 
  So you see Jim, there is, and never has been, anything up my sleeves. No 
magic tricks. No hidden innuendo. No big words. No complicated concepts. And 
last, but not least, no mysterious, inexplicable, or unindicated shifting 
between "new or separate ideas". 
  I once said that you offer more evidence to the contrary than in support of 
your claims of intellectual superiority, and you asked me: "Well, what is this 
evidence to the contrary?" 
  Well, I would say that one piece of evidence might be that nobody but a 
total moron could not have figured out the aforementioned paragraph. 
  And so we now conclude this course in "Plain Fucking English for the 
Deliberately Illiterate, remedial, JB001". 
                        Luv, 
                             Linda

   95Apr06 11:45 pm from Bob Kifferly @ JACS _ NJ!
Heh.

   95Apr06 10:28 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
hey all. I thought that I would post a poem that I wrote about somehting that 
happened to me a few months ago... I hope that you will enjoy. UNREQUITED
------------- The touch of electricity Shock The eyes longing to meet Delve
The flutter of the heart Beating The sweetness of drink Shared The longing to 
touch Forbidden The touch came Excitment Sleep would not come Restless Longing 
to touch Again 
 
 
I hop that ya'll like it... rebs 

   95Apr06 1:32 pm from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
Hey thats a good post! Is that an original poem? If not I would like to hear 
more from that author. 

   95Apr06 3:58 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Just remember when you post poems like that to begin each new line with a 
space. Then it will print out the way a poem should. 

   95Apr06 8:36 pm from Hartwell @ The Abbey _ FL!
 There once was a cit down in fla 
 with a user who wore a big bra 
 
 then she wrote a poem on-line from her home but she didn't format it right, 
ha ha ha! 

   95Apr06 9:43 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
I know something I wont tell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 

   95Apr08 1:13 am from The Court Jester @ the Unseelie Court _ MN!
SHould be pretty short, Mocha... 

   95Apr07 2:30 pm from Wired @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Wow, I haven't been called a "cracker" since I came here. 

   95Apr03 11:28 am from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
notty: Let's talk about spelunking.  Heh heh heh. 

   95Apr04 10:39 am from Conan the Librarian @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Whoa.  Just got here, and I'm dogding missles and other stuff.  What happened 
to the Sex in the 90's thing? 

   95Apr04 2:13 am from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Okay, Mocha! You win, I like having an actual conversation here, no just 
everything being repeated back and forth with just certain words being 
switched around.. , so what would YOU like to talk about, it seems you 
like to tease the folks all over, me here in Canada, and you're irking folks 
down in America too. Ah hah! You're a great big flirt, aren't you Mocha, well 
come flirt with me, lass, if you can! ;) 

   95Apr05 2:32 am from Tepid @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
It's deadly. Sex isn't something you do with someone you love; you do it with 
someone you hate, in order to rid the world of them. 

   95Apr05 11:39 am from Strange Tractors @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Tepid:  Wow.  I sure wouldn't want to know what sex with you is like. 
 
Others:  Make love, not long pseudocatty under-researched over-blown silly 
purile half-posts (will travel). 

   95Apr05 8:24 pm from Kamikaze @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
That's quite the mouthful, isn't it. 

   95Apr05 5:38 pm from Narwhal @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Tepid: I hate you. 

   95Apr06 1:28 am from Tepid @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Thanks, Narwhal. I'll remember that when I win the lottery. Or when I get 
aids, which isn't as unlikely as I'd like to think. Braaaap. Sex is dangerous, 
folks. 

   95Apr06 11:05 am from Marcel @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
 Conan the Lib: This room is purely for insults. I read the first few posts 
now and then, but I stick to the "Adult Topics" room. No insults there.  

   95Apr08 2:13 am from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
   Actually, if you will check, 'twas some user of the Abbey.  It's scrolled 
on this end, though.  :) 

   95Apr07 7:18 am from Dr. Jolts @ JACS _ NJ!
Stak. I can't even say that once slowly. 

   95Apr07 9:11 am from bob-b @ The Rundale Citadel
Stak: tag a definition on that and send it to Websters, or Funk-n-Wag.  I 
think its got real potential! 

   95Apr07 8:25 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
HAHAHAHAHAA Linda.. I have to give you credit.. that was downright awsome! 
haha And as for my poem, Serena! Don't you say NUTTIN! and yes it is my own 
work, I have a few others, if anyone is interested.....  

   95Apr07 11:21 am from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
  Rebecca please do post those other poems. Linda from NJ, I don't think 
anyone  in this message base will disagree with the fact you like to write. 
You sound like a very educated woman. What college did you goto and what type 
of degree did you earn?  

   95Apr07 12:52 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
LINDA from NJ- applauding loudly and ROLFLMAO(Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass 
Off). Im impressed. 

   95Apr07 12:53 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
REBS- whats in it for me if I DO keep quiet? 

   95Apr07 2:07 pm from Patrick @ The Abbey _ FL!
Linda, I bow to a decidedly superior linguist.  I would not ere dream of 
forming my thoughts upon those subjects as eloquently as did you.  You are of 
a mind to be reckoned with and greatly respected.  I enjoyed greatly reading 
the entirety of your post.  In closing I must say.... Beautiful, absolutely 
Beautiful Patrick 

   95Apr07 3:06 pm from Hartwell @ The Abbey _ FL!
AND Linda's post explains the recent FIRST TIME EVER busy signals encountered 
by JACS users! 

   95Apr07 3:24 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Laugh!!! 

   95Apr07 3:35 pm from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
here is one more poem, it's a prose type.... and yes, it's a rebecca original. 
 
Light -------------------------------------- Close you eyes.. Close out the 
night.. Pretend the sun is shining brightly, warmly on your skin.. Let the 
light flood you.. Every part of you..Let it fill you with it's joy, it's 
healing comfort.. Open your eyes, See! The night has gone.. The light is 
here.. It has filled your body, your heart..your mind your eyes..Even the 
smell of light is here. 
 
Close your eyes.. Let me in.. Pretend that I am your light.. TOuching you 
gently warmly.. on your skin.. Let my desire flood you.. Every part of you.. 
Let me share my joy, my comforting breast.. Open your eyes.. See! Here I am.. 
I am here.. I am filling your body.. your heart..your mind..youreyes..Even my 
perfume is here. 
 
Close my eyes.. Come to me..Let me pretend you are my light.. Touch me warmly, 
gently.. On my skin.. Let your desire flood me.. Every part of me.. Share your 
joy, your healing touch..Open my eyes.. See! Here you are, you are here.. 
Filling my body..my heart..my mind..my eyes.. Your scent, so warm, is even 
here.... 

   95Apr07 8:05 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Very nice, Rebecca, very nice. Hmmmm....I've an idea. I'm going to make this a 
directory room. This one is for romantic/erotic poetry and prose. Not stories, 
mind you, just poems and prose. Share what you've got, folks. 

   95Apr07 8:06 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Ok, the directory has been created. Upload at will. 

   95Apr07 8:16 pm from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
Is anyone elses messages only taling up the far left of the screen?kHow do i 
reach that directory? Does the Abbey have anyother file area's? Peace out to 
all the other     Cybertechnokleptomegalonymphopyropornomaniac! :) 

   95Apr08 1:16 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Not sure what you're asking about the left of the screen, Stak. There's 
nothing in it now, but you can see the file directory by tying .rd in this 
room. Yes, you DO include the period. The rd part means, logically enough, 
Read Directory. To upload to the directory, use; 
 
 .ezf 
 
Which simply means Enter Zmodem File. Then upload your file. Try it. 

   95Apr08 3:24 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Holy Moly, Linda, I've never seen anyone type so much diatribic nonsense in 
my whole life!  I've read more coherent and succinct monologues in Dr. Suess 
books! 

   95Apr08 3:24 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Banter?  I hardly know her! 

   95Apr08 3:25 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 ...but that wouldn't stop me from raping Rebs' daughter. 

   95Apr08 4:56 pm from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Flynn, if I was to begin to flirt with you, I could drive you clinically 
insane. I'll save you the trouble. :)  
 
 Rebecca, no one really asked to hear more of your poetry. And since you are 
going to post it in a public room, and are asking for constructive criticism, 
I'll give you some. I, too, am a poet. I've had some things published, and 
whatnot. Personally, I think that your poetry is very cliche. It is overdone, 
and full of repetition. Not even repition in a good sense, as in Edgar Allen 
Poe's "The Bells". No, it just gets annoying, as opposed to being a refrain. 
You use terms and phrases that are so clche...Lord, the only word I can think 
of to describe it is CLICHE. You attempt to conjure up images of a passionate 
encounter, but instead it sounds more like a bad Pat Booth novel.  
 
 If you all are so damned anxious to get this room back to discussing sex in 
the 90's, have Rebcca knock it off with her "poetry", have Linda get over 
whatever childish hangup she has with us now, and get people to discuss it. 
Find a topic. You're all a bunch of weenies if you're going to sit around a 
whine about how the room is off topic and then not do anything about it. 

   95Apr09 1:29 am from Jim Bexley Speed @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Linda: 
 
 (Before I begin, Linda, I would like to say it's about damn time. It took you 
what, two months to stop posting like an idiot?) 
 
 #1:  
 
 LW> Well, yes and no, Jim. My game is not silly. But yours is. 
 
 Later, same post: 
 
 LW> So DC is kind of like a dartboard for me; just something to take 
 LW> potshots at whenever I feel like it. 
 
  So, my insulting you is a silly game, but you insulting me isn't? You must 
have waited several hundred lines before the logic kicked in. 
 
 #2: Insults: 
 
  Hey, I'm not the only one using insults around here. Just as many on your 
side have as on mine. Of course, I put them within my text, not as the sole 
component of it. They serve to aggravate and goad. Would we have ever gotten 
this far if you had not felt slightly insulted? They are for entertainment 
purposes, they are for laughs, just as they are for you. Granted, they are 
much more effective when used in person, but as I said, we'd probably never 
have gotten this far without them. 
 
 #3: Bubba = Redneck 
 
  Your logic is good, your use of my post is not. It was based on the fact 
that Serena said something to the effect of "down here in our Florida dialect, 
Bubba is slang for redneck" 
 
 LW> Nobody was talking about rednecks until you came along, fool. 
 
 (a few lines later) 
 
 LW> However, YOU are the one that said 'Bubba' means redneck. 
 
  In this case, you are just plain wrong. You completely left out that most 
important piece of information, the fact that neither of the two statements 
"Bubba = Redneck" and "Bubba = Homosexual" were mine. The entire point* of 
that post  wass to point out Serena's contradictions in two of her posts, 
namely, that in one she refers to Bubba as gay, and in another that Bubba is a 
redneck. In fact, I take this opportunity now to thank you for adding another 
74 lines to my "Why Serena is Incompetent" book. 
 
 #4:  
 
  Linda Willows: 
 
 "For instance in the first half of your last post, you stated:  
   JB> I like a good argument, and none of you has yet given me one.  
  But further down in the same post, you said:  
   JB> I like arguments. And this one is by  
   JB> far the best argument I've seen in years.  
  Perhaps you can explain why this is not a contradiction?" 
 
 Well, it wasn't a contradiction, as much as a mistake. The second use of the 
word "argument" should have been "flamewar" or "fight" or somesuch word. I 
apologize for the lack of clarity in using different meanings (the first use 
was meant as, literally, "argument," where as the second was in reference to 
the exchange of insults that had been going on) of the same word.  
 
 See that? It's called "admitting my mistakes." Will you do the same? Ed knows 
you've made enough... 
 
 #5: 
 
 Linda Willows: 
 
 "You and the other crackers up there seem to make a big deal out of trying to 
expose contradictions in our posts. If you can find any contradictions in my 
writings, go ahead and expose them to me." 
 
 See #1. 
 
 #6: 
 
 Linda Willows: 
 
 "Also, in a previous post you wrote:  
   JB> ...I've set out to fuck everyone else over. If you don't  
   JB> like it, don't respond and I'll probably leave you alone.  
   JB> But, as you keep responding, I'm going to keep proving what  
   JB> an imbecile you are.  
  Here it looks like you're saying we're stupid if we DO respond to you.  
  Then in the last post you wrote:  
   JB> ...you've all begun to decide to ignore us. Well, fine,  
   JB> that to me sounds like the little kid who hears something  
   JB> he doesn't want to, so he plugs his ears and begins to  
   JB> loudly sing "I'm not listening! I can't hear you!" 
  Now it looks like you're saying we're stupid if we DON'T respond to you.  
  Perhaps you can explain why this is not a contradiction?" 
 
 Well, that's a bloody easy one. Did I say "If you keep responding, you're an 
idiot?" No, I did not. I said "If you keep responding, I'm going to keep 
proving what an imbecile you are." It ought to be obvious that it is "if you 
do this, I WILL* do that" and not "if you do this, you ARE* that." 
 
 In the second bit, It should also be obvious that I did not say you were 
stupid if you didn't respond, but that just giving up and ignoring us because 
we say things you don't want to hear is* stupid. 
 
 #7: That typos post 
 
 Well, then let me show you how I interpreted it. 
 
 You said jail would be fun for "someone like (me)." This came immediately 
after  the reposting of my famous typos. Now, at that point, that was about 
the only post you could have been referring to, so I figured the "someone like 
(me)" was related to the phrase you had quoted me on. Now, you* may see my 
mental state as wrong (although, by now you ought to know I don't care whether 
you are a child or an adult or something in between, you are solely there to 
entertain me* in any way I see fit) I DO NOT. And so, the only thing that 
seemed to be wrong in my post was my typos. So, I concluded that you were 
linking the reason I would enjoy being in jail with the fact that I'm still 
not used to my new keyboard. Which, as you ought to know, wouldn't make much 
sense, and was why I figured the post as some sort of half-hearted attempt at 
insulting me which went horribly wrong. 
 
 So now, my you see my contradictions are not contradictions, my logic is not 
illogical, and my interpretation of English is just fine. There was a bit of 
misunderstanding in that you did not yet know that I had truly meant what I 
said about the inherent humor is sending sick mail to little girls, but that 
seems to have been cleared up. Care to spend another 300-plus lines doing 
nothing but looking silly? 

   95Apr09 1:46 am from PygmyJello @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
My guess is....yeah.  

   95Apr09 2:10 am from Lucifer @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
scroll 

   95Apr09 2:34 am  @ House of Moo _ MN!
 Actually coffee brain, someone did ask to hear Reb's poetry so stuff it. 

   95Apr10 12:10 am from Mickey Mouse @ House of Moo _ MN!
The only problem is that everyone has gotten away from the idea of a multitude 
of different ideas of how sex is in the 90's, and gone off to believing they 
are the only person who doesn't believe in the wham, bam, thank you ma'am, 
lets fuck each other and then find out names ideal that seems so appealing and 
appauling all at the same time.  

   95Apr08 6:45 pm from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Linda - thanks for raising the AML. 

   95Apr08 12:14 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
MOCHA- Since you dont need to respond......, then why did you?  And to the 
ones who STILL discuss me, I am flattered almost beyond words that my name 
continues to dwell in your mind.  

   95Apr08 4:55 pm from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
  Who is the Sysop for the Death Cookie? 

   95Apr09 1:13 pm from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Stak - Danarchy is the sysop for Death Cookie.  Ask and he'll give you the 
number.  Ask nicely and he'll give you the number for Interzone, his private 
most personal board. 

   95Apr09 3:26 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Interzone is so private and personal, he keeps it in his pants.  And contrary 
to popular opinion, it's really difficult to get into Mr. D's pants (trust me, 
I've tried).  Unless, of course, your Reb's daughter or Linda and you're bound 
and gagged in a really uncomfortable position. 

   95Apr09 6:12 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Coffee brain? Ooooo...that one stung. I can see why you would go anonymous 
with heavy insults like *that one.  
 
 Serena: If you're referring to the long post I made about how I don't need to 
respond to you guys, and you think I'm being serious, then you're a lot dumber 
than I originally thought. I'm not even going to explain the joke to you. It 
wasn't even that funny in the first place.  
 
 This is so stupid. I've said it before and I'll say it again: If the people 
from Florida want to get the room back on track, why don't they just fucking 
do so? 

   95Apr09 9:36 pm from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
THis is hilarious!! All these american down south just attacking each other! 
As Your friendly neighbours to the north, us Canadians will just watch, vastly 
amused, and shake our heads at y'all down south... 

   95Apr09 11:27 pm from notalex @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
 
     Lazarus:  Apologies to Keats, Byron, et. al.... 
 
     Roses are red 
     Violets are blue 
     What's that curious itch? 
     Did I get it from you? 

   95Apr10 12:14 am from man out of time @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Y'know, when I went to this room, there were 69 new messages. Just thought 
that was a little ironic. 

   95Apr10 9:49 am from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
 Linda: 
 
    you really need some help up there, I myself, and a few of my friends out 
here are really offended by the term 'Cracker' so just get some help, a life, 
and a date. 
  
 
    if at all posasible for you to do.. 

   95Apr10 10:55 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  Mocha:   
    You need to read this room more often, I have seen them TRYING to get it 
okay, but they just can't seem to get it done, mainly because of the other 
people that want to Argue.  it's no one's fault, but those that can't just 
shut up. 

   95Apr09 1:24 pm from Crazy Cracker @ The Abbey _ FL!
Wired:  I have! 

   95Apr10 5:07 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Ciera: well, it seems that they try to get it "okay", but they end up talking 
about Reb's sex life, or something equally inane. I don't know. I don't really 
care, personally, because I like to watch them fighting with us, too...  :) 

   95Apr10 7:35 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Hey, I'm* interested in Reb's sex life.  Well, her daughter's anyway. 
 
 This isn't a room for discussion about "sex in the90s", it's another room 
where people talk about who they'd do and who they've done and the names 
rarely fall outside of the 10 people who habitually post in the room.   
 
 I say, after JimBexleySpeed showed up, interest in this room has grown 3 fold!
 

   95Apr10 5:51 am from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
  And so the great topic search begins..... 

   95Apr12 12:45 am from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Stak - what about sex as a topic?  Something new.  It could work.  };) 

   95Apr11 1:00 pm from Lobo @ The Abbey _ FL!
Bubba = Little brother    Look it up Jimmie 

   95Apr11 5:47 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
I'll be signing autographs at the mall the day after that book is published. I 
am flattered that my 'lil life is so interestin' that a yankee is writing 
'bout me. ..... so excitin' 

   95Apr11 8:04 pm from B.M.W. @ The Abbey _ FL!
What the hell is all this crap, talk about averting from a topic.  Crap, 
listen people, the name of the room is "Sex in the 90's" not "Chew other 
peoShit     Shit.  And, what'  with all this "Yankee" crap.  NEWSFLASH: The 
Civil war is over , what does it matter where the person is writing from?  
Freakin' A.  Now all you people have me bickering.  Can we just change the 
topic and start a conversation based on the name of the damn room.  For al   
everyone that might be looking for them to use against me later, "Please 
Excuse all typos." That is all. 

   95Apr11 9:03 pm from Patrick @ The Abbey _ FL!
jbs @ the death 
 
I am sorry that I didn't make any hard coppies of your privieous post so I do 
this from memory.... let me clear up what I admit was not a clear statement. 
 
    Perhaps I should have explained my own point clearer. I am glad that you 
thought that you saw me differently than others around here for I am, but in 
my last post what was missqued was my comment about life sucking and the need 
to "deal with It"  What I was reffering to was your attitude about fuck 
every,  and let someone else sort it out, trouble is a lot of the time I am 
that someone else.  Yes it is your right to try to "fuck everyone", but what I 
was trying to say was that your doing it here is old. (? I think that is the 
word I'm looking for), the way in which you go about it, if you feel the need 
to slander, (and right now I am addressing the rest of the "death" crew as 
much if not moreso than your self) Please feel free I will admit it is 
intertaining, but you all, and many of the Florida people as well, are making 
these attacks on a much too personal level.  You think life sucks, that the 
world is heading to Hell in a handbasket, tell us, show us the points in which 
you dissagree with us, but to force your beliefs on people by monopolizing 
upon thier human errors is not so much immature, as it is illiterate?!  and 
from what you have claimed, and upon most ocourances shown I don't think that 
you are that much of either. 
 
Patrick 

   95Apr11 9:32 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
I haven't posted in here for a couple of weeks, simply because this entire 
discussion is too incredibly stupid to merit any comment at all. 
 
 I'm telling you, all of you here at The Abbey, that you're only making it 
worse. These people at Death Cookie are pulling your chain in a big way, and 
you let them get away with it. Sometimes I've had to bite my tongue not to 
respond to the imbeciles on the net, but that's how it is; they're there, and 
talking back to them only encourages them. 
 
 If you all here at The Abbey enjoy the flame war, I'm gonna pull the plug on 
this room. I put this board online to encourage intelligent discussion, and 
when discussion deteriorates into a mindless flame war, I'm not going to 
sponsor it. 
 
 So you decide yourself how to deal with this. If the room doesn't get a lot 
more civilized, one way or another, it's gone from this system. Soon. 

   95Apr12 4:25 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
clap clap Patrick, and yessir Daddy Laz.... 

   95Apr13 2:38 am from Tepid @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Is this room used for anything besides these interstate wars? 

   95Apr13 3:03 am from Hotty 12 @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
i would just like to say to ^rebecca^ even though we live countries apart  
    i think that im if love with you mmmmmmmmm espesilly if you goona 
   blow my balls off OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEESSSS...oh baby.... 

   95Apr13 4:00 am from Lounge Lizard @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Put the magazine down Hotty... I see where your alias cums from... 

   95Apr13 2:31 pm from HOTTY 12 @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
magazine oohh im just hurt i have enough Imagination to go with out one of 
those sexxist, women abusing, slanderous, pathetic, peices of smut.. 
     
Ya but i love porn.   yesssssssssssssss 

   95Apr13 4:40 pm from The Outsider @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Hotty:   
 
Everyone else:  Carry on. 

   95Apr13 5:26 pm from Digital Dreamer @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Hotty: Um.. Buy a pet. 

   95Apr13 9:43 pm from Flynn @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Hotty: You will be extremely lucky if you ever DO get Sex in the 90's!! 

   95Apr14 3:47 am from HOTTY 12 @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
  hey ya flynn see digi just gave me a real good idea... and becouse of him 
  I WILL GET SEX IN THEE NINTY's  (mean while you hear in the back round 
  at hottys house... <"here kitty, kitty, kitty   here kitty, hey where did 
that stupid cat 
 disapear to  HERE KITTY, KITTY, KITTY">) 

   95Apr14 10:28 am from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  Laz:   
 
      I am sorry, but no Citadel has real conversation in all the rooms you 
want it to, and most of the time, it does turn into a 'flame war' as you call 
it. 

   95Apr14 4:23 pm from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Lazarus: You put a board online to have reserved for "intelligent 
discussions" and you netted Sex in the 90's>? Oooh...way to prove your point. 
Did you notice the "intelligence" of this room before this whole "flame war" 
began? If you haven't scrolled all the old old stuff, take a look. It's 
basically a bunch of people writing things like, "Sex is cool." or "I've had 
sex. It's fun." or Red Rebs telling us how her husband did her all night long, 
or describing her sexy negligees to us, or telling us about how huge her 
husband is. That was about all that came up here from Florida. There was the 
occasional comment from your "intelligent" users that would surmount to 
something like, "Hey, I'd love to have sex with some northern chick! Bring it 
down here." or vice-versa. AND THAT WAS IT. Nothing more. Oh, and once someone 
started a conversation abot AIDS, but that was quickly extinguished. I guess 
it wasn't intelligent enough to be discussed by your brainy users. Oh, and I 
remeber that for about a month all you Florida folk did was bitch about how 
disgusting nympho pleaser was. And Serena said that if he "ever sent mail to 
her or her daughter again, she would press charges.." etc etc. Boy, that was 
really fun to read. And intelligent? Damn, you folks blew me off the scale! I 
couldn't believe it! The depth and insight in such statements as, "My husband 
did me all night! Now I'm all sore! Just call me...Red Rebs." (That *is the 
origin of your precious nickname, isn't it Rebecca? How utterly intelligent.)  
 
 I remember once upon a time when I tried to start a conversation about birth 
control. That lasted maybe 3 days. Another topic that wasn't intelligent 
enough for "Daddy Laz" and his crew. My deepest apologies to you and yours, 
Lazarus. I'm sorry that my own intelligence was substandard to what you wish 
to see. I won't dare try to start up other lines of talk regarding sex. Why 
not just limit it to the fascinating sex lives of Linda, Serena, and 
Rebecca....oh, wait, RED REBS. Sorry. I think that would be great. By all 
means. 
 
 And, do you think you are threatening when you say that we'd better shape up 
or you'll drop the room? Do you think that you mean *that much to us? You'd 
better be talking to your own users, my friend, because nobody else truly 
gives a flying fuck.  
 
 
 Ciera: Very good point. :) 

   95Apr16 from Agent Orange @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Right on Mocha. 

   95Apr15 8:07 pm from Pesadilla @ Elk! _ MN!
 Sex in the 80's. 

   95Apr17 4:37 am  @ House of Moo _ MN!
 Mocha, wow, you woman. Way to kiss up to Ciera at the end there, good touch. 
'specially since he's pissed at ya' lately. You're such a poser 

   95Apr13 2:30 am from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Lazurus - how often have you had sex in the ninties? 

   95Apr12 7:27 pm from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
What do you people think about the Comunucation Deceny Act trying to be passed 
in congress? This bill would limit are ways of getting sexualy explict 
information/pics/and files....how is this for a topic?    The master 
Nymphopyropornomaniac! 

   95Apr12 11:17 pm from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
First, I think Mr. Exon doesn't really understand what he's dealing with, and 
two, his is a misguided attempt to "shield" the public from ideas he is not 
comfortable with. We don't need censors in cyberspace. 

   95Apr13 9:32 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Well, Vex, not too long ago I had a fling with a young woman half my age. I 
taught her a thing or two, and she enriched my days immeasureably. 'Twasn't 
meant to last, but Sex in the Nineties has been fine. Cautiously undertaken, 
but fine. 

   95Apr13 8:27 pm from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
There's to many worries asociated with sex in the 90's today....its pathetic 

   95Apr14 7:24 pm from Binkley @ The Abbey _ FL!
A codicil must be added to Laz's post about his "fling" with a woman half his 
age.  The woman in question was* of consensual age and an adult.  So, you can 
all can figure out how old Laz is now... 

   95Apr14 1:48 pm from Tepid @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
What do all you Yanks think: is Canada or the US more conservative when it 
comes to sex? I mean, in terms of what is acceptable, and so on. 

   95Apr14 5:43 pm from HOTTY 12 @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Well from my canadian point of view i think it all depends on the trade you
chose to work the rest of your live and what other people let you get away 
with in a conversation means, ya know in some practice you just can't walk up
to a long time employee 'n' say (YA, I'M SHOOTEN GISM).. you understand??? 

   95Apr14 10:35 pm from notalex @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
 
     An unintended consequence of the NAFTA deal.  We send NOTTY 12 to you;
you send, say, "Death Reaper" to Tijuana; and we get to greet "Raoul" on the
next AeroMexico flight...puts a whole new spin on Perot's "giant sucking
sound," hmmm? 
 
     Lazarus:  I tend to agree.  Topic drift is inevitable, and it often leads
to interesting places.  But doesn't the sysop bear some responsibility for the
messages uploaded to the room?  I don't mean that you should play censor, but
there are posts so obviously trite and juvenile that they should be snuffed
out at the source.  If the intention is to have a serious discussion about sex
and sexuality and related issues in this era, then perhaps a moderator could
be appointed to keep the discussion somewhat on track. 

   95Apr15 12:04 am from Ladyhawke @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Ok, this here is the real test for all Canadians and Americans. THE PURITY 
TEST!!  
 
 This test has been passed down throughout the ages, stolen and re-stolen by 
many.  Rumour has it that versions of this test were around in the 60's. We 
have stolen it in turn, and have this copy now in out hands.  It is not 
necessary to tell others what your answer to any particular question was - but 
you MUST reveal your score!  
 
 You score the test by counting every "no" (or "NO!") answer as one point.  
Consequently, the more "no's" you have at the end of the test, the purer you 
are.  Remember we all hope you are truthful, after all, you'll only be lying 
to yourself....  
 
 MPS = Member of Preferred Sex    HSI = Had Sexual Intercourse  
 
 HAVE YOU EVER  
 
 1. Had an erection (clitoral or penile)  
 2. Told a dirty joke to a MPS  
 3. Had a date  
 4. Stayed up at a party until after 4 a.m.  
 5. Had a blind date  
 6. Danced in a suggestive manner  
 7. Kissed a MPS  
 8. Kissed a MPS while laying down  
 9. Kissed a MPS within the last 3 months  
 10. Kissed under water  
 11. Been french kissed  
 12. Kissed a MPS on the thigh  
 13. Kissed, or been kissed by a MPS on the breast  
 14. Necked  
 15. Necked for more than two hours continuously  
 16. Orgasmed while necking  
 17. Seen a naked MPS (both of you past puberty)  
 18. Been seen naked by a MPS (both of you past puberty)  
 19. Watched a stripper  
 20. Read a adult book, magazine or fanzine  
 21. Commited an act of voyeurism (except at a masquerade)  
 22. Seen a XXX movie  
 23. Had an alcoholic drink  
 24. Been drunk  
 25. Used alcohol to lower a MPS's resistance to sexual activities  
 26. Smoked marijuana and/or hashish and/or LSD  
 27. Used a stronger drug (not by prescription)  
 28. Commited an illegal act (other than drug realated)  
 29. Been Arrested  
 30. Had breasts fondled, or fondled the breasts of a MPS  
 31. Carressed a MPS's thigh  
 32. Carressed a MPS's genitals  
 33. Carressed a MPS's rear  
 34. Had you genitals fondled  
 35. Had an orgasm due to manipulation by a MPS  
 36. Gone through the motions of sexual intercourse while fully dressed  
 37. Massaged or been massaged by a MPS  
 38. Showered, bathed, jacussied or saunaed with a MPS  
 39. Undressed a MPS  
 40. Been undressed by a MPS  
 41. Had sexual intercourse (HSI)  
 42. HSI outdoors  
 43. HSI more than 10 times  
 44. HSI at a party  
 45. HSI with a virgin  
 46. HSI three or more times in one might  
 47. HSI in a car  
 48. HSI in three or more positions  
 49. HSI with two different people within 24 hours  
 50. HSI during a trip (ie: while travelling)  
 51. HSI more than three times at one party  
 52. HSI at a MPS's home or hotel room  
 53. HSI within the last three months  
 54. Missed more than two consecutive hours of work or class while HSI  
 55. HSI with someone other than your "significant other"  
 56. Had anal intercourse  
 57. Impregnated a woman, or been pregnant  
 58. HSI while on drugs  
 59. Gone on, or been the object of, a nookie run of over 100 miles  
 60. Described a sexual experience to a third party  
 61. HSI with a classmate or co-worker  
 62. Attended an orgy  
 63. Committed statutory rape  
 64. HSI while in costume  
 65. Been propositioned by a stranger at a party  
 66. Accepted a stranger's proposition at a party  
 67. Engaged in fellatio  
 68. Engaged in cunnilingus  
 69. Gone "69"  
 70. Masturbated  
 71. Masturbated with another person in the room  
 72. Been masturbated by another person  
 73. Masturbated to a picture  
 74. Been caught masturbating  
 75. Watched another person masturbate  
 76. Been propostioned by a non-MPS  
 77. Accepted the proposition of a non-MPS  
 78. Orally stimulated a non-MPS  
 79. Shared a motel/hotel room with three or more occupants (co-ed)  
 80. HSI with your best friend's lover  
 81. Walked in on people HSI  
 82. Been walked in on people HSI  
 83. Spent a night in a MPS's room or apartement  
 84. Slept in the same bed with a MPS  
 85. Helped put on a costume on a MPs  
 86. Nude wrestled with a MPS  
 87. Had a test for VD due to reasonable suspicion  
 88. Had VD (crabs don't count)  
 89. Had passion cramps  
 90. Cross-dressed  
 91. HSI in a public place  
 92. Arrested for HSI in a public place  
 93. Tasted semen and/or vaginal juices  
 94. Simulated sex with an inanimate object  
 95. Played co-ed strip poker  
 96. Propositioned a stranger and been accepted  
 97. Had a wet dream  
 98. Experimented sexually before high school  
 99. Bought sado-machoistic apparel  
 100. Committed an act of exhibitionism  
 
 
Well, I got the grand total score of......56!  ;) 

   95Apr16 10:28 pm from Cal @ the Unseelie Court _ MN!
Sex in the 70's, now that* would be interesting... 

   95Apr16 10:15 pm from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
Oh Lazurus.  Now I'm jealous. 
 Such is life, such is sex. 

   95Apr16 10:16 pm from VEX @ The HUB _ MN!
When sex is good..............it's good. 
 
 When sex is bad..............it's good. 

   95Apr17 5:31 pm from Cal @ the Unseelie Court _ MN!
I scored a 0! Should I be worried? 

   95Apr18 12:11 am from Mickey Mouse @ House of Moo _ MN!
Your'e talking about Woodstock, Cal. 

   95Apr17 9:50 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  on Moo:  I am not the one that's pissed, it's that she's pissed at 
me, because I had a really* bad week, and I snapped. 
 
  Mocha:  Thankyou, I am glad that Someone notices what I say, (even tho I 
can't spell)  and I am even more glad that it was from someone with 
Intellegence. 

   95Apr17 5:53 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Ciera: I'm not kissing up. And I'm not mad. I understand how people cansnap 
sometimes. Forget everything, shall we? OH,and thanks for the compliment! :) 

   95Apr17 8:18 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 notalex@FR, you wanna hear a bigger sucking sound than Perot's?  Bend over. 
 
 Thanks for the 100 pt purity test, Ladyhawke, but I have something even more 
impressive for you... 

   95Apr17 2:23 pm from PygmyJello @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
The 100 pt. purity test is lame. I think I've got around an 8 or something. It 
makes anyone* look like Don Juan. The 500 is the best, I think. Any more than 
that and it gets redundant and stupid. Hmph.  

   95Apr18 2:35 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  You are welcome Mocha  (and I didn't think that you were kissing up)  and 
you are of the Smarter people that i know, for you are of the few that 
auctually has a point..  

   95Apr16 9:55 pm from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
I got an 8. 

   95Apr16 10:38 pm from Strange Tractors @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Phew.  I got a 19.  But then, ther I am and ther you are and well, that's 
probably why.   

   95Apr16 1:46 pm from The General @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Hey Ladyhawke how about a 56! 

   95Apr16 2:10 pm from Ladyhawke @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Did you just copy my score, sweetie?    

   95Apr17 3:58 am from Phantom Yanter @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
  mmmmm... NAR me an you are made for each other... 

   95Apr17 10:47 am from Nightshade @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
GST = Good Sex Tonight 7% chance..Hmmm those odds aren't that good eh?? better 
sget some classes started eh ladies 

   95Apr17 11:29 am from The General @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
No Ladyhawke, I actually answered it.:) 

   95Apr17 7:39 pm from Narwhal @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Phant: Anytime, babykins. 

   95Apr17 11:35 pm from Phantom Yanter @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
Praise Buddha, I make love like a saint  (ohh goody).. 

   95Apr18 2:15 am from Christy Freelove @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
He makes love like a martyred chaste person. Somehow, I suspected this all 
along. 

   95Apr18 2:46 am from Phantom Yanter @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
have mercy on me...(ummm no; beat me beat me.yes.yes.yes) 

   95Apr18 2:32 am from William Lee @ DogLink _ MN!
What is a "MPS?" 

   95Apr17 4:19 pm from Rugger @ The Abbey _ FL!
    18 

   95Apr18 5:20 am from Linda Willows @ JACS _ NJ!
  Cute list, Ladyhawke! I thought I'd done just about everything, but I STILL 
ended up with 19! ;-)

   95Apr18 6:08 pm from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
the assholes are coming.  you have been warned. 

   95Apr19 1:09 pm from Pesadilla @ Elk! _ MN!
 How...interesting? 

   95Apr18 9:55 am from Rebecca Walden @ The Abbey _ FL!
Dear Mocha, 
     I am not offended by what you had to say, but don't understand why you 
decided to bash me.... I am sorry your conversation about HIV and AIDS was 
squelched, as my dad is a homless gay man, and I am concerned about that 
desease... My mom also has the possibility of having somehting equally nassty, 
since she just recently found out that her husband has been sleeping around 
with a woman of ill repute....  
     If you are knowlegable on this subject, I would like to hear what you 
have to say.... 
     And BTW, are you envious of me and my husband or somehting?? I mean you 
always bring us up for reference when you talk about southerners.... and I am 
a native Californian.... not, Fl. 
    Red Rebs ( I get the name from my hair) 

   95Apr18 6:08 pm from Crazy Cracker @ The Abbey _ FL!
50...  uhh ohh, lower than I expected...   

   95Apr19 6:20 am from Mocha @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Dearest Rebecca: I only wish I was able to dig around in the archives and 
find the numerous posts where you went on and on and *on about how much your 
husband fucks you. I wishIcould finsd the post where you claimed that he 
fucked you somuch that you were sore and red. Because then I can show you the 
types of inanities that we were reading up here, and you can look back and see 
how idiotic you sounded. Envious of you and your husband? Oh for Christ's 
sake, Rebecca. Get over it. I have a boyfriend of my own, thanks. I don't need 
to be involved in sick threesomes with you and your hubby. heh...Oh, and I do 
*not think of Floridians as southerners. You all don't even come close. You 
may be in the southernmost part of the States, but you don't act like 
Southerners down there. I know. ALl my relatives, and my entire family onmy 
mother's side lives in Tennessee and Texas.  
   I couldn't care less whether or not I offended you or anyone else. I'm so 
fucking sick to death of this room. Now look, everyone else tried to make 
conversation dealing with sex, and you brought this whole goddamned fight up 
again. Do you know how to read? Did you read how many people want to end this 
dumb "flame war"?  
   I'm knowledgeable on those subjects, yes. It's not hard to be knowledgeable 
on those subjects. But surprising ly enough, it is extremely easy to be 
ignorant on those kinds of subjects. I'm sorry about your parents and their 
problems/diseases.  
 
 Ciera: Again, thanks. :) 

   95Apr20 12:22 pm from Fool @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
Condoms suck! 

   95Apr20 7:22 am from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  Rebecca: 
 
      the worst thing is that Miami Florida has the Highest number 
    of people with HIV/AIDS and it's getting worse, but then again, 
    Minneapolis is up there, around 3rd - 4th I think.. I can't  
    remember all the stats. 

   95Apr19 1:54 pm from Fool
We'll all end up with AIDS eventually 

   95Apr19 5:06 pm from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
Sorry, about that Ciera; Mpls was mostly my fault.  Although I think Rebs dad 
had a lot to do with it. 

   95Apr19 1:54 pm from Fool @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
We'll all end up with AIDS eventually 

   95Apr19 6:42 pm from Danarchy @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
  Comin' through loud and clear on this end, Assholes.  :) 

   95Apr20 1:37 pm from Ciera @ Elk! _ MN!
  Mocha:  It's not a problem. 

   95Apr19 3:37 pm from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
Anyone ever tried to answer one of the 1500 question tests....dam there 
monotinous......i'm gonna try to upload it to the abbey..... 

   95Apr20 5:18 pm from Some Weird Kid @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
cool.  the assholes are here! 

   95Apr19 4:40 pm from jester @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Hey rebecca you and me 10 min that's all i need,what do you say??? HEEHE...SAy 
yes...comeon only 10 min and i'll bring you back in one piece!!! 

   95Apr19 6:05 pm from The Outsider @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
I'd like to apologise on behalf of the idiots over here in Alberta.  We're not 
*all* this bad.  Some of us can even use correct sentence structure. 

   95Apr20 4:07 pm from Digital Dreamer @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
I think I'll move to BC out of shame for jester's behaviour.  
 
I might even consider becoming a yank. 

   95Apr20 5:14 pm from The Outsider @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
  Didi, say you're joking!  How about we just kill off all the fools? 
 
Closer back to topic, I'd like to ask people out there... actually, I don't 
have any questions for you. 

   95Apr20 7:19 pm from Gunther Ampallang @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
I hef a qvestion. Who else has ampallang? 

   95Apr20 7:40 pm from Wolfclaw @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
I might.  I might not.  Do you want to find out?   

   95Apr20 7:41 pm from Wolfclaw @ Forgotten Realms _ Alta!
(Forget I said that.  That's too disgusting for a polite guy like myself... ;> 
) 

   95Apr21 10:38 am from Flourescent Mind @ Elk! _ MN!
 The Outsider: Perhaps you are able to use proper sentence structure, but 
you've just displayed your inability to spell 'apologize'. 

   95Apr20 3:44 pm from Thaaddios O'Neil @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
It seems odd that a disease like HIV/AIDS seems to make unsafe sex a 50/50 
chance of dieing, or starting new life....natures way of balanceing out 
overpopulation.  On that note, the latest stats say that the world has a 41 
year doubling rate when it comes to population. This is averaged, so that 
places like austria and nigeria cancel each other out somewhat..... 

   95Apr20 7:34 pm from Sarsippius @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
   How do Austria (tiny) and Nigeria (not quite so tiny) cancel each other out?
 

   95Apr20 7:47 pm from Thaaddios O'Neil @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
 I need to dig out the stats....but the doubleing time of nigeria is something 
like 18 years? (I am trying to remember back several months) and Austria has 
one of like 400 years? 

   95Apr20 9:45 pm from Pure Fucking Evil @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
KICK ASS, sex in the 90's.  So who's fucking out there? 
 and getting drunk? 

   95Apr20 10:18 pm from Sweet Nothings @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
I'm not getting drunk.  I'm having lots and lots of Sex in the 90's tho'.  Hi 
Mocha!   Ciera: The sex was good for me.  How about you? 

   95Apr21 5:45 am from Thaaddios O'Neil @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
Do you Mean the Purity Test, 1500 question vs? 

   95Apr21 6:36 am from Sarsippius @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
  Right, Thaadd, but as I said.. Nigeria is a *little bigger than Austria. 

   95Apr21 3:43 pm from loser @ Asshole _ Asshole MN!
funny thing dan, you put the same thing in for the info that i was going to 
put.  cool.  i'm gladd this room is here.  My greetings to all you shitheads 
around the country.  welcome to ASSNET. 

   95Apr21 3:40 am from Death Reaper @ The Death Cookie _ MN!
 Assnet?  would that be like a net for your ass? 

   95Apr20 3:48 am from Narwhal @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
Fool @ Asshole _Asshole MN: Well, that's partly how they stay on.. Pbbbt. -:b 

   95Apr20 3:55 pm from jester @ Flynn's Inn _ Alta!
YA,That's right nar.That's how they stayom... 

   95Apr21 6:27 am from Lazarus @ The Abbey _ FL!
Mocha - so you're "so fucking sick to death of this room"? Good. It would be 
vastly improved if you would leave it. 

   95Apr21 2:04 pm from Serena @ The Abbey _ FL!
MOCHA- Really if you dont want to participate in the dumb flame war then don't 
participate in it. I could make the standard comments about Tennesee and Texas 
natives but I won't, cuz I dont want to be in this flame war. Well thats not 
true, I love flame wars but the sysop here doesn't. My mothers adoptive family 
comes from rural Indiana, Her natural parents were Native American. My fathers 
family comes from Kentucky..(Another chapter in that book about me). 
  So what if Red made those comments about her husband? She has the same right 
f posting that you or I do.  The easist way to not be forced to read anyones 
post is to look at who its from and skip it. THAT will stop the flame war 
faster than anything. 

   95Apr21 7:34 pm from Stak @ The Abbey _ FL!
Does this "network" have a flamewar room? 

   95Apr21 8:07 pm from B.M.W. @ The Abbey _ FL!
Hmmmmmmmm.....Flamewar Room, cool concept. 



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