93Aug26 11:28 pm from Mr. Happy in Top Ten> Top ten things that michael jackson does to little boys. 93Aug27 1:29 am from Guile in Top Ten> 10) I won't say, but just remember: THRILLER! was more than just a video... 93Aug27 2:00 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 9> Show them how to REALLY moonwalk... 93Aug27 2:49 am from Foxtrot in Top Ten> 8) Show them just the right spot to grab to make their voices really* high. 93Aug27 7:03 am from Kiwi in Top Ten> 7) feed them to his lama (how do you spell lama?) 93Aug27 8:25 am from Moonshadow in Top Ten> <llama...pronounced ya-ma> 6) Takes treats them to an afternoon facelift 93Aug27 8:25 am from Moonshadow in Top Ten> <scratch that "takes> 93Aug27 12:35 pm from Guile in Top Ten> 5) midnight trips to the "candy store" 93Aug28 9:16 am from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 4) Teaches them how to "Wash the Flagpole". 93Aug28 11:53 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 3) has them help in the making of his "new video" 93Aug28 10:07 pm from Avicenna in Top Ten> 2) Just..."beat it beat it it!" 93Aug29 1:27 am from Ren Hoek in Top Ten> 1) Well, he takes them into his bedroom, locks the door... Top Ten stupid things to tell a cop. 93Aug29 2:08 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 10) You have a coffee stain there.... 93Aug29 3:26 am from Foxtrot in Top Ten> 9.) (When he's frisking you and you have your hands on the wall. Then he hits that special part and you say,) "Isn't that suppost to be for after dinner?" 93Aug29 7:20 am from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 8.) I know this wonderful doughnuts shop down the street.... 93Aug29 10:51 am from Guile in Top Ten> 7) Am I under arrest? Alright! 93Aug29 11:43 am from Hot Rod in Top Ten> 6.) Do you smell bacon??? 93Aug29 12:04 pm from Python in Top Ten> 5. Got a joint? And nonna that cheap shit either. 93Aug29 2:06 pm from Eclipse in Top Ten> 6) I'm glad you didn't look in the trunk...... 93Aug29 4:08 pm from Ren Hoek in Top Ten> 3) (the cop says "Where do you live?" and you say) That way. 93Aug29 5:10 pm from Kiwi in Top Ten> 2) I really liked you in "Rodney King." (do realize this is sarchasm...) 93Aug29 6:22 pm from Guile in Top Ten> (do realize it's "sarcasm"...) ;) 1) look everybody, it's Barney Fife! TOP TEN THINGS YOU DO NOT NEED WHEN YOU GO CAMPING: 93Aug29 8:21 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 10) to have to walk 20 miles a day to get to your next campsite. (all over mountains, of course) 93Aug29 10:30 pm from Foxtrot in Top Ten> 9) To find that your bear repeller, works the opposite why that it says. 93Aug30 1:28 am from Kiwi in Top Ten> 8) to find out you forgot the toilet paper 93Aug30 7:43 am from VEX in Top Ten> 7. Torrential downpours 93Aug30 8:07 am from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> 6. Complaining spoiled brat children from the Abyss 93Aug30 8:37 am from Moonshadow in Top Ten> 5) A step mother who beieves that hiarspray is nectar of the gods. 93Aug30 11:21 am from Guile in Top Ten> 4) ants/. 93Aug30 12:12 pm from Mustaine in Top Ten> 3) Life support. 93Aug30 6:31 pm from Red Faced Troll in Top Ten> 2) your goddamn high heeled shoes. 93Aug31 10:08 am from Moonshadow in Top Ten> <ouch> 93Aug31 1:00 pm from Ren Hoek in Top Ten> 1) a tent. TOP TEN THINGS TO DO TO YOUR FRIEND WHEN HE FALLS ASLEEP AT YOUR HOUSE. 93Aug31 2:02 pm from Foxtrot in Top Ten> 10) Give him either. Strip him down nude. Handcuff him to his camper in the driveway. Shave his eyebrows. And put ducktape on his pubichair. 93Aug31 2:12 pm from Shorty in Top Ten> 9) Call in a ugly freind and take suggestive pictures of the two of them. 93Aug31 2:39 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 8) let them sleep, and get a good night's rest... 93Aug31 3:21 pm from Felara in Top Ten> Naaaa.... (Bet you can't wait to stay here again, eh Dan? >:) ) 7) Stuff a lightbulb in their mouth, take pictures of it, and tell the story to anyone who might possibly know this person. 93Aug31 3:39 pm from bono in Top Ten> I might. 93Aug31 5:45 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 6. Shave their head and paint their toenails 93Aug31 5:56 pm from Guile in Top Ten> 5. Be really, really, really, reallyreally <Really? Really.> nice to them. (Really? Really.) 93Sep01 2:59 am from Mr. Happy in Top Ten> 4. Put shaving creme in their hand and tickle their nose 93Sep01 8:26 am from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> 3. (fake) burglarize the house and leave. Let them wake up to a ransacked house. Leave a ransom note too. 93Sep01 11:03 am from Ariana in Top Ten> 2. Video Tape Him/Her and Black mail them. 93Sep01 4:47 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 1. Shave their eyebrows so they look like members of Kriss Kross TOP TEN REASONS TO WATCH GRIZZLY ADAMS 93Sep01 5:10 pm from bono in Top Ten> 0 put chewed bubble gum down there pants 93Sep01 8:08 pm from Lorn in Top Ten> 10) you are obsessed with the old guy from Dukes of Hazard 93Sep02 12:14 am from Hot Rod in Top Ten> 9) There is nothing else on but infomercials. 93Sep02 12:51 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> <reason to watch Grizzly adams: put chewed bubble gum down their pants?> 8> to see the beautiful love story of Grizz. and Ben.... 93Sep02 1:31 am from Lorn in Top Ten> 7) It's the only place other than Letterman that you can see Stupid Pet Tricks 93Sep02 8:57 am from Kiwi in Top Ten> 6) You like furry animals (and people)... 93Sep02 10:26 am from KK in Top Ten> 5) Nacoma is a stud bunny and you wish he'd steal you away to a life of sexual slavery in the wilderness (You ole' GreenHorn you!) 93Sep02 3:03 pm from Ren in Top Ten> 4) Cause there's nothing else on. 93Sep02 6:01 pm from Hazel Green in Top Ten> 3) Cuz I have a thing for ex-cons 93Sep02 8:21 pm from bono in Top Ten> No i was late for the things to do to ren when he's sleeping. >:> 93Sep03 10:10 am from Red Faced Troll in Top Ten> 2) you didn't get around to changing the channel when Buck Rogers ended. 93Sep03 11:18 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 1. You are truely concerned with saving the environment and delightfully entertained by the cute animals and the many wondeful things they do without being coerced. 93Sep03 11:18 pm from VEX in Top Ten> Top Ten Alternate Realities You Enjoy Visiting Weekly. 93Sep04 1:00 am from Shorty in Top Ten> 10) I'm really happy with my life. 93Sep04 1:38 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 9) my friends are all cool people who treat me like a friend. 93Sep04 2:53 am from Shorty in Top Ten> 8) Someone specail in my life 93Sep04 9:45 am from Guile in Top Ten> 7) Car, Money, and Me. 93Sep04 1:50 pm from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> ^) I'm completely and totally nuts and do anything I want 93Sep04 3:30 pm from Eclipse in Top Ten> 5) I have a job, a car, and a diploma. 93Sep06 4:09 pm from Kiwi in Top Ten> Top ten reasons to hate your life 10) nothing goes right and your bulletin board was fucked up all weekend while you were in Duluth and now you don't think anyone will call. 93Sep06 5:35 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 9) 'Cuz you have a board, and it is slowly dying off... 93Sep06 8:42 pm from Marius in Top Ten> 11) cuz your friends are manic depressivs who are always upset about silly things........ 93Sep06 9:24 pm from Radhruin in Top Ten> 7) cause its so damn repitious its sickening BTW Dan you don't have a bad cit. I mean take a look at OA. hehe 93Sep06 10:04 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> <thanks, Rad. but* there are* improvements coming here sometime soon, I'll have a coupla' weeks to do stuff, since most of my users go back to school soon> 93Sep07 7:45 pm from Kiwi in Top Ten> (Dasnarchy: Death Cookie is squid... how can you doubt DC?!?!? I love* this board... Kiwi (To DC): "Will you marry me?") 93Sep07 11:17 pm from VEX in Top Ten> And now back to the count down. Coming in at number 6. You wake up in the morning and you are still you. 93Sep08 1:23 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> <thanks, Kiwi... like to hear it... > 5. Working more hours than you're not... 93Sep12 11:20 pm from Vince Clortho in Top Ten> 4. You live with Hypno. (finish this list off before he logs on again, please.) 93Sep13 11:24 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 3) your 'rents are evil 93Sep13 7:19 pm from KK in Top Ten> 2) Because you're a BBSer who's NOT* a Sysop or an aide 93Sep13 7:20 pm from KK in Top Ten> 1) Because you're 15 (Not me) because you have a little sister (Not me) because you're grounded (Not in years) and you couldn't go to the RedSea because it was an ID show (I could :P) 93Sep13 9:15 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> Top 10 lame sayings you've ever heard 93Sep14 7:39 am from Lemon ScenteD in Top Ten> 10.) "Lets start a top ten room on this bbs!!" 93Sep14 8:00 am from Felara in Top Ten> 9) Let's just be friends. 93Sep14 8:40 am from Raz in Top Ten> 8) Act your a. 93Sep14 11:18 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> <act your a?> 93Sep14 1:29 pm from Green Otter in Top Ten> 7) Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 93Sep14 4:01 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 6) I want you to love me for my mind. 93Sep14 4:35 pm from toxic in Top Ten> 5) I do* care about you! 93Sep14 5:19 pm from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> 4) really*, format c: just cleans up your Hd 93Sep14 6:07 pm from Lemon ScenteD in Top Ten> 3.) Sure, I bbs, but I'm not a nerd, honest! 93Sep14 7:32 pm from Hypno in Top Ten> 2) no, dblspace works perfectly, trust me. 93Sep14 11:22 pm from Raz in Top Ten> ( act your age ) 93Sep15 3:54 pm from Hazel Green in Top Ten> 1) I like her for her eyes. Top ten things to do while chatting: 93Sep15 5:42 pm from Shutter Bug in Top Ten> 10.) nod off 93Sep15 6:49 pm from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> 9) start to type in War and Peace 93Sep15 7:07 pm from Guile in Top Ten> 8) selll Amway products. 93Sep15 10:39 pm from Kiwi in Top Ten> 7) type the lyrics to songs 93Sep16 12:16 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 6) What TV and listen to the stereo 93Sep16 12:44 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 5) Go make yourself a sandwich while the other person types... 93Sep16 6:01 pm from Lemon ScenteD in Top Ten> 4) Prepare a full 5 course meal, balance your financial life, write an autobiography, and glance up every so often to see if the other guy's done typin yet. 93Sep16 6:23 pm from Kiwi in Top Ten> 3) carry out long, thorough arguments with your parents 93Sep16 7:40 pm from Green Otter in Top Ten> 2) Tell them you should be going to sleep about 20 times and keep starting up new branches of conversation you can't pull yourself out of. 93Sep17 9:18 pm from KK in Top Ten> 1) Profess your love !! (I mean after all the sysop is a minor-God. Stress on the MINOR!) 93Sep17 10:14 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> TOP TEN PLOT IDEAS FOR NEW GRIZZLY ADAMS SHOWS 10) Jack chases #7 to the edge of a clif and falls off 93Sep17 11:04 pm from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> 9) Jack professes his love for the Indian guy. 93Sep18 12:47 am from Vince Clortho in Top Ten> 8) Grizzly confronts the one armed man for whose crime he is blamed. 93Sep18 1:15 am from Shutter Bug in Top Ten> 7) Ben gives Jack a "funny look" and from that point on Jack walks with a BIG gate;) 93Sep18 4:58 am from Hazel Green in Top Ten> 6) Grizzly has charges brought up against him for acts of bestiality and sexual abuse of Ben. 93Sep18 11:58 am from KK in Top Ten> 5) Number seven gets lucky! 93Sep18 2:46 pm from Green Otter in Top Ten> 4) Grizzly Adams starts a cocaine farm and starts snorting it like he did in real life, goes through rehab. and then starts his own restaurant. 93Sep19 7:35 am from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 3) Aunt Jemima steals Jack's recipe for flap jacks, Grizzly confronts Nacoma about his excessive "peace pipe" smoking. 93Sep19 12:35 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 2. Jack's nephews and niece arrive in their high powered wagon being chased by an inept lawmen and Adams discoveres living in the wilderness to be environmentally unsound. Nacoma aquires a new bear skin rug. 93Sep20 2:34 pm from Lancelot in Top Ten> 1) grizzly adams dies :) 93Sep20 2:35 pm from Lancelot in Top Ten> top ten recipes for a rutabaga 93Sep20 2:59 pm from Hazel Green in Top Ten> 10) rutabega colada 93Sep20 5:58 pm from Lemon ScenteD in Top Ten> 9.) Sweet and sour rutabega lightly garnished over a fine bed of tomato soup/minuterice/beenie wheenie mixture........with a sprig o parsley. 93Sep20 9:19 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 8. Rutabega Ice Cream 93Sep21 10:42 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 7. Rutabaga root beer. 93Sep21 4:18 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 6. Rutabega stew with a Lancelot tossed on for flavor (that's what you get for the post about GA dying. SICKO!) 93Sep21 5:35 pm from Lightning Lips in Top Ten> 5. Rutabega schnapps 93Sep21 6:19 pm from Lemon ScenteD in Top Ten> 4. Rutaburrito (at a white trash mexican place, up north somewheres). 93Sep21 7:38 pm from Skee in Top Ten> 3. Strawberry-rutabega torte. 93Sep21 10:03 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 2. Rutabaga Breakfast cereal 93Sep22 3:38 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 1. ground rutabega over popcorG TOP TEN THINGS YOU'LL FIND IN GRIZZLY ADAMS BEARD 93Sep22 4:05 pm from Marius in Top Ten> 10) a wounded racoon.... 93Sep22 8:37 pm from Eclipse in Top Ten> 9) Numbers one through four. 93Sep22 10:33 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 8) Ben. 93Sep22 7:23 pm from John the Fisherman in Idiots next door> 9) maggots 93Sep22 10:35 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> <note: John the Fisherman is* able to follow the correct numbering for one of these, just not in the right room... <chuckle>> 93Sep23 4:06 pm from Shutter Bug in Top Ten> 8) Number Seven goo 93Sep23 6:39 pm from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> ish 7)(disregarding the extra 8 & 9) Small furry woodland creatures 93Sep23 9:16 pm from Hazel Green in Top Ten> 6) Yo' momma! 93Sep24 3:10 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 5) Jack 93Sep24 9:38 am from VEX in Top Ten> 4) A complete representative assortment of his diet for the last three weeks. 93Sep25 7:42 am from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 3) A used condom 93Sep26 1:17 pm from Ren in Top Ten> 2) Hair. 93Sep26 3:29 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 1) A "Secret Compartment" for hiding really valuable things. TOP TEN QUOTES FROM GRIZZLY ADAMS 93Sep26 4:58 pm from John the Fisherman in Top Ten> 10)Its okay little guy 93Sep26 7:48 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 9 ) eeaaahhhoooaaahhh... <Ben> 93Sep26 11:50 pm from Lightning Lips in Top Ten> 8) How 'bout some flap jacks, Adams? 93Sep27 1:09 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 7. Hold still. THis won't hurt a bit. 93Sep27 6:09 pm from Shutter Bug in Top Ten> 8. Hey its ok little guy NO NO CLAWS AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGRGGGGGGGG@!@@!@! 93Sep27 6:29 pm from Hazel Green in Top Ten> 6. Bite me again Ben! 93Sep28 2:27 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 5) Number 7, off my leg! 93Sep28 2:03 pm from Marius in Top Ten> 4) we all watch(ed) way to much of this show..... 93Oct01 10:21 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> <naw, that's impossible> 93Oct01 12:51 pm from KK in Top Ten> 3) We STILL* watch way too much of this show. I mean c'mon I just watched it last weekend. No, really, I did. 93Oct01 8:19 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> (you watched it last weekend? ON what channel? I thought it had been off TV for a long time. Used to be on channel 9 every sunday at 11, but they took it off. WHERE DID YOU SEE IT?) 93Oct01 10:34 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 2) Jack, how'd you teach him to lick honey like that? 93Oct02 10:39 am from Green Otter in Top Ten> 1) "You goddam greenhorn, get outa my poopshute!" Top ten reasons to walk nude down Hennipen at 3:00am 93Oct02 11:20 am from James Dean in Top Ten> 10) To show off in front of all those little bums? 93Oct02 12:08 pm from John the Fisherman in Top Ten> 9) You feel more safe in your natural form. 93Oct02 12:45 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 8) Potential entertainment value 93Oct02 1:48 pm from Snuffy in Top Ten> 7) You need to raise change for the cab ride home 93Oct02 3:29 pm from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> 6) Because it's a hot morning and you want to get a head start 93Oct02 5:14 pm from Hazel Green in Top Ten> 5) Cuz JtF never called back so you didn't go to a party 93Oct02 8:26 pm from Ren in Top Ten> 4) You really wanna get shot. 93Oct02 9:17 pm from Raz in Top Ten> 3) Cuz your really really stupid. 93Oct02 10:00 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 2) It's your job. 93Oct02 11:48 pm from John the Fisherman in Top Ten> 1) You have nothing better to do. 93Oct03 1:08 am from Skee in Top Ten> TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO 10. Play follow the leader. 93Oct03 2:41 am from KK in Top Ten> 9. Pick lint off your comforter 93Oct03 9:44 am from Raz in Top Ten> 8. BBS for the umteenth time that day. 93Oct03 10:54 am from Guile in Top Ten> 7. sell your life. 93Oct03 6:25 pm from Hazel Green in Top Ten> 6. Have a kegger 93Oct03 8:17 pm from Ren in Top Ten> 5) Download 2,000,000 bytes at 300 baud. 93Oct03 8:53 pm from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> 4) make napalm 93Oct03 10:11 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 3) Drink Napalm 93Oct03 11:08 pm from Shutter Bug in Top Ten> 2) Live 93Oct04 4:32 pm from John the Fisherman in Top Ten> 1) Search for change between your couch cushions. 93Oct04 10:58 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> Top 10 reasons to call Hades 93Oct05 12:59 am from Shutter Bug in Top Ten> 10. Say "Hi" to friends and relatives. 93Oct05 9:24 am from Raz in Top Ten> 9. Make sure your condo's ready for your demise. 93Oct05 2:10 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 8) The sysop is really* cool. 93Oct05 3:38 pm from High Priest of Moo in Top Ten> 7) Um, 'cause you have a bell, a book and some candles 93Oct05 10:57 pm from VEX in Top Ten> 6. It's on the speed dialer. 93Oct06 1:06 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 5) 'Cuz 482-9066 is so* darn easy to dial... <I hope that's the right #> 93Oct06 4:58 pm from Lemon ScenteD in Top Ten> 4.) because you're so lame you can appreciate stupidious plugs like this 93Oct07 12:52 am from Kiwi in Top Ten> (hey! I haven't said a word... and yes it's the right #) 93Oct07 2:06 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 3) Because I started the list, 'cuz I was in the mood to. :) 93Oct07 2:56 pm from Green Otter in Top Ten> 2) So you can enter a message in the original terrific twigg room and then see your own message here. 93Oct08 4:16 pm from Kiwi in Top Ten> (sorry, can't do that anymore) 93Oct08 5:23 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> 1. They'll accept the call if it's 1-800-COLLECT 93Oct08 5:23 pm from Some Weird Kid in Top Ten> Top ten reasons to have oral sex with grizzly adams 93Oct08 11:12 pm from Mr. Happy in Top Ten> 10. to feel the brisles of his beard 93Oct09 8:27 am from Snuffy in Top Ten> 9. He'll make Ben eat you if you don't let him. 93Oct09 10:44 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 8) It's better than oral sex with "Cactus Jack" 93Oct09 10:10 pm from GargleButt!! in Top Ten> 7. Be glad it's not the Elephant Man 93Oct10 1:51 am from Ren in Top Ten> 6. Because your other choice is with your grandma. 93Oct10 3:58 pm from Guile in Top Ten> 5. Because he's holding you at gunpoint, and that aint no leg he's pointing at! 93Oct10 4:51 pm from Danarchy in Top Ten> 4) It's ALWAYS better than #7 93Oct11 6:12 pm from Dark Angel in Top Ten> Hahahahahaha (2^) 93Oct11 7:24 pm from Lemon ScenteD in Top Ten> 3.) Because the fact that he didn't kill the guy is of no concern, but what he did* with the guy that caused more than one Mountain Man to faint...... 93Oct13 6:14 am from Snuffy in Top Ten> His beard is ever-so tickly. 93Oct13 6:15 am from Snuffy in Top Ten> ^^^ that was #2 ^^^ (oops, heh) 93Oct13 11:55 am from Danarchy in Top Ten> 1) Better than having any other sort of sex with Grizzly Addams. 93Oct13 11:57 am from Danarchy Top 10 things Grizzly Addams did with his woodland friends. 93Oct13 3:46 pm from Marius 10) Sex!!! 93Oct13 7:10 pm from Some Weird Kid 9) Took them to the mall on weekends, but only if they were good. 93Oct15 10:01 am from Deb 8. Dressed them up and took them out for a night on the town. 93Oct15 11:20 am from Danarchy 7> ate them occasionally <when he couldn't forage for roots and berries like usual.> 93Oct15 1:11 pm from Marius 6) tied ther tails together to watch them fight 93Oct15 6:19 pm from Lemon ScenteD 5.) Used them to play catch so that Nacoma could get warmed up for the annual thanksgiving rugby fest. 93Oct15 11:40 pm from John the Fisherman 4) Fed them people food. 93Oct16 8:51 am from VEX 3) Carried on intelligent conversations. Or at least, intelligent for Adams. 93Oct16 11:54 am from Shalda 2> shaved them and glued their hair to his face to cover up the fact that he was actually incapeable of growing a beard. 93Oct19 8:57 pm from Skee 1> Made them stay up all night watching him grease up and flex his muscles, then made omelets for all. Grizzly Adams' Top Ten Favorite Tunes 10> Born to be Wild (Steppenwolf) 93Oct20 8:28 am from Snuffy I'm every woman - Whitney Houston 93Oct20 8:29 am from Snuffy 9> ^^^ heh...oops :) 93Oct20 2:28 pm from Hazel Green 8> "I Touch Myself" - Divinyls <sp?> 93Oct20 4:52 pm from Lemon ScenteD 7.) "Mountain Song" - Janes Addiction 93Oct21 1:27 pm from Danarchy 6> "Sexecutioner" - Gwar 93Oct23 4:48 pm from Roj 5.) "Je M'Appelle Jaque Cousteau" -Gwar. 93Oct24 6:05 pm from Some Weird Kid 4> "The Road Behind" - Gwar (good one Lemon ScenteD. I luaghed out loud when I saw that) 93Oct25 2:32 pm from Green Otter 3) "Nature Boy" -Primus 93Oct26 10:30 pm from Danarchy 2) Burnin' Down the Mountain - Steve Vai 93Oct27 9:51 pm from Skee 1. "Mammal" -They Might Be Giants TOP TEN THINGS TO BRING TO GRIZZLY'S BIRTHDAY BASH 10. Flea soap 93Oct27 10:55 pm from Hazel Green 9. An assortment of your favorite biker friends. 93Oct28 2:16 am from Meh'Lindi 8.Shutter Bug 93Oct28 2:26 am from Shutter Bug HUHUH?!? What?!? 93Oct29 9:28 pm from Green Otter 7. Nacoma's peace pipe and plenty O happy grass. 93Oct29 10:36 pm from Skee 6. Fire-water, and an apologetic look. Also, the beer-bong. 93Oct30 2:03 am from Danarchy 5) anything* written by the Marquis de Sade. 93Oct30 10:17 am from Green Otter 4) Alaskan thunderfuck. 93Oct30 7:22 pm from GargleButt!! 3) A friend for Number 7 and Ben to share. 93Nov02 8:23 pm from Danarchy 2> Harold Ramis 93Nov04 1:28 pm from KK and the number one reason we're going to kill this Grizzley Adams fixation is: The fucker's DEAD* anyways! 93Nov04 1:29 pm from KK Top ten things to do with a "User-friendly" troll 93Nov04 3:01 pm from Green Otter 10) Play twister. 93Nov05 10:20 am from Skavenjeur 9) lay troll under frontwheel of car, if your have front wheel drive, use a reear wheel if you have rear wheel drive...This is more fun with a clutch...Make sure the troll is snugg against the front of the wheel, the pop the clutch, you should be able to make the bugger fly 20 or 30 feet...:> 93Nov05 11:53 pm from KK 8) Play bobbing for trolls at a party 93Nov06 7:40 am from Danarchy 7> Test out just HOW user-friendly it is... 93Nov08 1:37 pm from VEX 6. Target for a dart game called "Hit the Body Part" 93Nov10 10:28 pm from Danarchy 5. overhaul it. 93Nov17 6:05 pm from Lemon ScenteD 4. Wonder if its as good at oral sex as it tells you it is. 93Nov18 8:16 pm from KK 3. Run your fingers through it's hair 2. Fondle liberally And the numbver one thing to do with a user-friendly troll is: 1. Find out if it's really better than your inexperienced lover! :) 93Nov18 9:34 pm from Lemon ScenteD Top ten things to pick out of your mouth thats been stuck in your teethes: 93Nov19 3:09 am from Hazel Green 10. The "surprise" your cat left when it mistook your cereal for its litterbox. 93Nov19 2:28 pm from Eclipse 9. Two-week-old dental floss. 93Nov19 6:44 pm from Lemon ScenteD 8. hair that you have to rack your brain as to remember whoses and whereses it originated from. 93Nov20 1:07 pm from Danarchy 7. Popcorn. :I the little kernel-shards which sometimes get between there. 93Nov21 7:14 am from Lemon ScenteD 6. Huge flaps of mouth-roof skin from that last time you foolhardedly tried to eat the pizza you had just cooked. 93Nov26 12:04 am from Felara 5. Something that I can blame Danarchy for leaving in there last time I saw him. (Whatever it was that he had for lunch that day) Hehe. (J/k Pat) 93Nov26 2:15 pm from Lemon ScenteD Oh my!!!! 93Dec05 6:11 am from Panther d-e-d Lame dead room 93Dec05 10:43 am from KK Top ten reasons to give KK a computer 10) So she'll keep calling your board 9) So she won't forget how 8) So she won't forget you and other cool people 7) So she won't have to associate with her new roommate 93Dec05 11:08 am from Lemon ScenteD 6) "Cuz she only needs an XT". (did I get that down right?) 93Dec05 10:55 pm from Danarchy 5) 'Cuz she's neat. 93Dec06 10:30 am from Lemon ScenteD 4) Cuz you have all this EXTRA money with nothing to do, except spend it on yourself buying such meesly things as food, shelter, clothes, etc. 93Dec07 9:08 pm from KK 3) 'Cause your current roommate is so cool and you wouldn't want to lose touch with him. 2) She can do really fun things with a keyboard **** 1) She'd really appreciate it (in a fun way ;)) 93Dec08 5:02 pm from Some Weird Kid Top ten things to buy grizzly adams for crhistmas 93Dec08 6:06 pm from Guile 10) whips 9) chains 8) ointment 93Dec08 10:27 pm from Danarchy 7) condoms <the gift that keeps on giving> 93Dec10 6:36 pm from KK Fuckin' what is the damn fascination with Grizzly Adams?!?! He's just a normal guy trying to live his own life.... 93Dec10 7:56 pm from Thing In the mountains 93Dec11 9:29 am from Lemon ScenteD KK, read the name of the room. Next question! 93Dec11 9:30 pm from Ziphead Huh? I don't get this room. 93Dec14 11:00 am from Snuffy 6. A door bell <so the bears will buzz before they just walk in his cabin> 93Dec14 7:55 pm from KK LSD: Mind your own business or I'll tell them about the posters on your ceiling!!! (They're great but you have to lay down in his room/bed to see them) 93Dec20 1:19 am from Danarchy New topic, already. TOP 10 STUPID PET TRICKS <unoriginal, but what the hell> 93Dec20 9:58 am from High Priest of Moo 10. Play dead! <bang> 93Dec20 6:58 pm from Ziphead 9. Jump through a flaming hoop. <FWOOSH!!!> 93Dec20 8:23 pm from Mr. Happy 8. Pee on a electric fence. 93Dec21 12:07 pm from Danarchy 7. Glue the dog to your shoe and go clog dancing. 93Dec21 12:16 pm from Thing 6. walk into a bar and think that you are home... 93Dec22 8:32 am from Lancelot 5) having your fish shake 93Dec24 11:00 am from Danarchy 4) Mounting its own leg. 93Dec24 2:05 pm from Animal Girl 3) Teaching your poodle to fly. 93Dec27 11:39 am from Ziphead 2) Teaching itself to bury itself. 93Dec27 6:30 pm from Morpheus 1) Playing "fetch the wasp's nest" TOP TEN Most Lame Christmas Gifts 93Dec27 9:10 pm from Lemon ScenteD 10.) A pointsetta 93Dec27 11:07 pm from Shalda 9) socks 93Dec28 1:18 am from Shutter Bug 8) A calculator (Hey THOG got one heh heh heh...:) 93Dec28 3:48 am from Morpheus 7) A collection of "Great Polka Hits" 93Dec28 11:32 am from Some Weird Kid 6) A dildo 93Dec28 11:55 am from High Priest of Moo 5) underwear :P 93Dec28 2:04 pm from Ziphead An open-mouth kiss from Whoopi Goldberg while she's chewing a mouthful of beer nuts. Oh yeah, that's 4) 93Dec28 2:37 pm from Charis 3) Sandpaper <my brother gave that to my other brother last year> 93Dec28 5:44 pm from HeartBreaker 2> A dura-flame log. 93Dec29 3:15 am from Morpheus 1) A box of Hamdingers. TOP TEN List of Lame Excuses to Break Up With Someone 10) I'm just really busy right now. 93Dec29 10:18 am from Ziphead 9) I like you too much. 93Dec29 2:41 pm from Charis 8) It's not you, it's me. 93Dec29 8:07 pm from Galactica 7) I can't handle this kind of relationship. 93Dec29 8:26 pm from Hazel Green 6) My parents...y'know? 93Dec29 from Burak 5. You've* outgrown me intellectually 93Dec30 12:03 am from Thing 4) you are to young, too intellegant, too jelious (sp?) 93Dec30 1:18 am from Danarchy 3) I don't like you. 93Dec30 2:50 am from Morpheus 2) I was just really vulnerable when we met. (I've noticed a really ENTHUSIASTIC response to this List...) 93Dec30 4:53 am from Galactica 1) Your too obsesive. TOP TEN THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE 10) Go out to dinner and a movie. 93Dec30 12:51 pm from Some Weird Kid 9) Have sex 93Dec30 1:23 pm from Danarchy 8) watch bad movies 93Dec30 1:40 pm from Hazel Green 7) Rent movies and not watch them together 93Dec30 2:11 pm from Shalda 6) sit upside down and watch cartoons. 93Dec30 2:58 pm from Ziphead 5) Sit around the house eating Cheez Balls and agreeing with each other on your positions of nuclera disarmament. 93Dec30 8:28 pm from Morpheus 4) Test her mettle by hitting everyshop on Lyndale, in Uptown, late at night. 94Jan01 from Burak 3 Go see GWAR 94Jan01 9:12 am from Thing 2) have sex, than visit the nearby neighborhood Abortion clinic. 94Jan02 8:59 am from Lemon ScenteD 1) Introduce them to BBSing and Plasma Alliance. TOP TEN NEW YEARS SCENARIOS THAT WERE WORSE THAN LSD'S!::> (And I did* get the hell-ass-chewin' for falling asleep at 11:45pm. I'm sleepy & stressed, gimme a fuckin break) 94Jan02 12:18 pm from Morpheus 10) Mine--did nothing. Was invited to a dozen parties (BBS and non-BBS relaated) and couldn't attend one. Watched two movies and wrote a letter. 94Jan02 2:12 pm from Shalda 9) stayed home and watched movies with your family and then went to bed. 94Jan02 10:05 pm from Danarchy 8) eating at Happy Chef, but it closes at 10:30, so going to Pine Point Park for New Years. 94Jan03 3:12 pm from Some Weird Kid 7) Wait up really late for a buddy who never shows and get bitched out by your girlfriend for drinking too much when you promised you wouldn't (oops).